Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why is esther moffit stalking you?

because everyone else is

 

[comicgirl]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
because everyone else is

 

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
There have been pics of me on this thing and no I am not hot

Liar

 

[Jakesteraholic]

Why is my dog the pimp master?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
What is it that no one wants to have, yet no one wants to lose?!?

a reputation

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Riddles! Everybody likes a good riddle and I am betting ten bucks Dew won't be able to answer even half of these.

Here we go: A man walks up to you and says - "Everything I say to you is a lie." Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

lying

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A cowgirl gets on her horse Tuesday, leaves for a week, and comes back on Saturday....How is this possible?

The horse is named tuesday and the original day she leaves is Saturday

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

The other half are also boys.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What kind of cheese is made backwards?

This one I don't know

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What do you call a party where the only one who knows anything stays silent?

another I don't know

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
The flex of an iris, the spin of a reel, electrons record what the eye can't reveal. What am I?

5 I know, so far, 3 I don't

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If a lycanthrope married a baseball equipment manager, what would their son be?

a were-bat-boy? That one is stupid? Is that the answer?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What did the neuro-surgery patient say after the brain transplant?

nothing he was dead

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
If a carrot is a carrot, then what is a pea?

a small green vegetable

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What is the only thing you can do going down that you can't going up?

fall

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
How'd the teetotaller get so high when he wouldn't drop?


Dew: I challenge thee!

rephrase this one in some sort of decipherable english and I can answer it maybe

 

[Superman]

Hey Dew, I need a pic of you in my photo topic. S.I.G. posted some of you there but he said they were old pics. Where is that one of you at the computer? not the one with the hand infront of you, the other one.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by RISKY
why does esther moffit ask so many dam questions?

esther is a spammer

 

[Cyclops]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

I know!! 5 truckloads.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lackey
Who the hell is esther moffit, and where's my cookie??

esther Moffit is the girl we are waiting to hang herself. YOur cookie is in the cookie jar

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Why is my dog the pimp master?

he has many *****es

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Superman
Hey Dew, I need a pic of you in my photo topic. S.I.G. posted some of you there but he said they were old pics. Where is that one of you at the computer? not the one with the hand infront of you, the other one.

Sig has it

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Cyclops
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

this is the 3rd time for this question