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[Kirk Langstrom]

You're crazy. Spider-Man doesn't have any "magic rock" weaknesses like Superman. Spidey is stronger, faster, and he has that wonderful little Spidr-Sense to warn him of danger...which there is no way batman can know about it.

Spidey would web him to a wall, knock him out, and take a pic for Jonah in about 35 seconds.

(I say all this as a big-time Batman fan, too)

Absolutely.

Furthermore; you can add on Nightwing, Robin, Catwoman, Batgirl(Cassie), Huntress AND Azrael at the same time, and Spidey STILL kicks their Gotham asses before breakfast...just like he did the X-Men during Secret War, lol.

 

[Jack O Lantern]

About Btas and prep and stuff, lets not forget that Spidey is one to use the old prep time as well especially during Stan's time, look at how he defeated Vulture, Electro, Venom, Morlun, Digger and thats just of the top of my head

 

[Won '08]

He used some pressure point crap on the hulk... I think it was on the JLA Avengers crossover... Trying Pressure points on THE HULK... No super powers my ass!!! Prep time= Weird, time displacing power with Deus Ex Machina results in which Batman ends as the winner...
With enough Prep time Batman can beat himself up... But if Batman's got enough Prep time he can stop Batman from beating Batman, thus starting an infinite loop of preptime where he'll vanish, thus defeating Batman with Prep time... afterall Batman CAN'T lose with Prep time... God! I hate the Batman can beat (insert anything here) with enough Prep time...

Pressure points...on a person who can fall through re-entry without blinking...survive a nuke with some grunting....yeah..ok.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Batman beats trolls with enough prep time.

 

[Fred_Fury]

About Btas and prep and stuff, lets not forget that Spidey is one to use the old prep time as well especially during Stan's time, look at how he defeated Vulture, Electro, Venom, Morlun, Digger and thats just of the top of my head

but spiderman doesnt have access to the gotham city police department with info on everybody

 

[Jack O Lantern]

Yes he does, its called breaking and entering

 

[Venomfan]

batman cant hurt spiderman physically, and if he uses a gun or some throwing device, spiderman is faster then w/e it is and can dodge it, spidermans webs are like as fast as bullets and batman would not be able to dodge them nor break out of them. plus look at batmans rogues gallery, if u put them in spidermans world there all laughable, no threat at all, like the biggest would be bane since hes the strongest batman bad guy right, yet hes weaker then spiderman.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Spidey got beaten unmasked, and humiliated by a single Shield agent, a while back, so how in the hell is he going to defeat the worlds greatest detective, a guy who's beat Superman and even the Hulk on occasion. I hate to use the prep time thing, but that is Batman. You give the guy some time, he's bound to find a way to beat you (Not the worlds greatest detective for nothing) Peter's identity is currently public, thats a huge advantage for Bats there. As well he's currently wearing an electronic suit, another advantage for Bats.

Would this ever happen?

Obviously not, you can't have one of the most popular hero of all time losing to the others competitor, however, isn't it just a little bit plausible that a guy who's defeated the Man of Steel might have a chance at besting Spider-Man? Hmmmmm.......

This guy KNOWS his Batman!

That's EXACTLY what would happen.

Batman took out an Amazo robot, who shares all the same powers and abilities as the 7 Justice League members, including Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

This guy KNOWS his Batman!

That's EXACTLY what would happen.

Batman took out an Amazo robot, who shares all the same powers and abilities as the 7 Justice League members, including Superman, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern.

Wasnt it Batman AND Nightwing vs Amazo?

And wasnt that Amazo a mere prototype?

And didnt that Amazo only APPEAR to have the JLA's powers? (if he had Superman's durability, for example, his leg would never have exploded)...

Nice try though.

Spidey would beat Batman like a red-headed step-child.

And Bat fans know it.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Wasnt it Batman AND Nightwing vs Amazo?

And wasnt that Amazo a mere prototype?

And didnt that Amazo only APPEAR to have the JLA's powers? (if he had Superman's durability, for example, his leg would never have exploded)...

Nice try though.

Spidey would beat Batman like a red-headed step-child.

And Bat fans know it.

Yes, Nightwing was there teaming up with him. Nightwing also had a bum leg. And the Amazo robot wasn't completed yet, it was only running on half power. But it was still more powerful than Spider-Man would have been.

I doubt highly that Spidey would beat Batman easily. He may web up Batman but Bats is going to find a way out of it and then, during the time he's webbed up, think of a way to defeat Spider-Man.

Peter is no slouch when it comes to brains but Batman is superior when it comes to deductive reasoning.

 

[The Joker]

Let's see, Spider-Man takes down SUPER POWERED foes on a regular basis. Batman takes down psychotic regular guys.

Peter is every bit as smart as Batman, with super human speed,strength and agility, and a spider sense that warns him of any impending danger.

I love Batman, but Spider-Man would whup his ass into next week.

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

And the Amazo robot wasn't completed yet, it was only running on half power. But it was still more powerful than Spider-Man would have been.

That's mere speculation. We have no way of knowing just where, exactly, the level of that android's powers were at.

Besides; that issue is widely regarded as utter nonsense, even by many Bat fans. I mean, if we're going to use questionable issues as examples, then i'll use All Access #1 were Venom slapped Superman around with minimal effort. And since Spidey punched Venom into submission in Venom #17 (or thereabouts), then doesnt that prove that Batman defeating an opponent with HALF Superman'spower (maybe) doesnt guarantee a win over Spidey?

 

[SpideyInATree]

That's mere speculation. We have no way of knowing just where, exactly, the level of that android's powers were at.

Besides; that issue is widely regarded as utter nonsense, even by many Bat fans. I mean, if we're going to use questionable issues as examples, then i'll use All Access #1 were Venom slapped Superman around with minimal effort. And since Spidey punched Venom into submission in Venom #17 (or thereabouts), then doesnt that prove that Batman defeating an opponent with HALF Superman'spower (maybe) doesnt guarantee a win over Spidey?

Well, some Bat fans are just as crazy as Spider-Man fans. So, that's up to whoever you ask. I, however, enjoyed the Amazo story very much and it showed exactly how and why Batman is good at what he does.

Venom slapped around Superman? Well, whoever came to that decision must have been hitting the crack pipe. I would never be able to fathom Venom slapping around Superman. I don't even LIKE Superman and I can't even imagine that. Did Howard Mackie write that? Haha.

And just because Spider-Man has agility and enhanced strength doesn't guarentee a victory over Batman either. As I originally said, comparing these characters, and even having them battle, is like apples and oranges. They are two very different characters from two different worlds.

But, in the end, they share the same view on how they handle the bad guys. And Spider-Man wouldn't be able to kill Batman and vice versa. So, eventually they'd talk to one another and realize they are on the same side, thus causing a team up of insane proportions.

 

[Jack O Lantern]

Lets just look at this logicaaly people Peter is smarter, faster and stronger than Batman, and he hasn't got a weakness like Superman.

This is a reason why I don't really like Batman fans, they constantly go on and on about how cool Bruce is cause he has no powers, thus making him a realistic hero, yet they then argue that a real person like Bruce could take down people like Spider-Man which, if a person like Spidey existed would not happen.

It all stems from the writers who, by trying to make up for Bats lack of powers made him win fights he had no business even being in, frank Millar even went as far as changing the Superman character in Dark Night Returns so that Batman could fight him and win against him

 

[Arach Knight]

This laugh fest has been fun, but i'll end all of the bat-whining right now. Batman was easily, and I mean easily, defeated by KGBeast. So much so, that Batman actually ran away in the middle of the fight, because he knew he could not win. According to modern Bat-mythos, Batman is trained in nearly every martial art known to man, yet he could not beat KGBeast in a one on one battle. KGBeast has no superhuman abilities. He isn't half as strong as Bane is (who is a low level superhuman at that) and Batman still had to run. When he fought KGBeast a second time, with the amazing "Batman Prep-time", all he could manage, was to handcuff KGBeast over a ledge, so that he would hang there until the police arrived. Even that backfired, because KGBeast had the balls to cut his own hand off, so he wouldn't be apprehended.

Now I am to believe, that the world-famous Batman is able to lose to a former KGB operative, but he can beat a man with webs that have the tensile strength of steel, can dodge things faster than bullets (at Spider-Man's own statement, he can dodge things as fast as electricity, which requires his maximum agility. Electricity moves approximately at 86,000-120,000 miles per second. So not fast as light, but still very fast.) and can press ten metric tons? There is no prep time in the world to beat Spider-Man's spider sense. Symbiotes decending from Venom, remain the only thing that can evade Spider-Man's spidey sense (unless the origin is mystical, but magic works on everything). Spider-Man has caught bullets in his own hands for crying out loud. Batman on the other hand has had his back broken, has been beaten up by the same Superman that you all love to use as an example of Bat's supreme ability to beat super beings (am I the only guy who read Hush, and saw Bat's get beat down even with Kryptonite?), and has been defeated by KGBeast...a regular human. yeah, Batman will win with prep-time my ass.

 

[Ludachris333]

This laugh fest has been fun, but i'll end all of the bat-whining right now. Batman was easily, and I mean easily, defeated by KGBeast. So much so, that Batman actually ran away in the middle of the fight, because he knew he could not win. According to modern Bat-mythos, Batman is trained in nearly every martial art known to man, yet he could not beat KGBeast in a one on one battle. KGBeast has no superhuman abilities. He isn't half as strong as Bane is (who is a low level superhuman at that) and Batman still had to run. When he fought KGBeast a second time, with the amazing "Batman Prep-time", all he could manage, was to handcuff KGBeast over a ledge, so that he would hang there until the police arrived. Even that backfired, because KGBeast had the balls to cut his own hand off, so he wouldn't be apprehended.

Now I am to believe, that the world-famous Batman is able to lose to a former KGB operative, but he can beat a man with webs that have the tensile strength of steel, can dodge things faster than bullets (at Spider-Man's own statement, he can dodge things as fast as electricity, which requires his maximum agility. Electricity moves approximately at 86,000-120,000 miles per second. So not fast as light, but still very fast.) and can press ten metric tons? There is no prep time in the world to beat Spider-Man's spider sense. Symbiotes decending from Venom, remain the only thing that can evade Spider-Man's spidey sense (unless the origin is mystical, but magic works on everything). Spider-Man has caught bullets in his own hands for crying out loud. Batman on the other hand has had his back broken, has been beaten up by the same Superman that you all love to use as an example of Bat's supreme ability to beat super beings (am I the only guy who read Hush, and saw Bat's get beat down even with Kryptonite?), and has been defeated by KGBeast...a regular human. yeah, Batman will win with prep-time my ass.

Amen.end of discussion.

 

[Won '08]

This laugh fest has been fun, but i'll end all of the bat-whining right now. Batman was easily, and I mean easily, defeated by KGBeast. So much so, that Batman actually ran away in the middle of the fight, because he knew he could not win. According to modern Bat-mythos, Batman is trained in nearly every martial art known to man, yet he could not beat KGBeast in a one on one battle. KGBeast has no superhuman abilities. He isn't half as strong as Bane is (who is a low level superhuman at that) and Batman still had to run. When he fought KGBeast a second time, with the amazing "Batman Prep-time", all he could manage, was to handcuff KGBeast over a ledge, so that he would hang there until the police arrived. Even that backfired, because KGBeast had the balls to cut his own hand off, so he wouldn't be apprehended.

Now I am to believe, that the world-famous Batman is able to lose to a former KGB operative, but he can beat a man with webs that have the tensile strength of steel, can dodge things faster than bullets (at Spider-Man's own statement, he can dodge things as fast as electricity, which requires his maximum agility. Electricity moves approximately at 86,000-120,000 miles per second. So not fast as light, but still very fast.) and can press ten metric tons? There is no prep time in the world to beat Spider-Man's spider sense. Symbiotes decending from Venom, remain the only thing that can evade Spider-Man's spidey sense (unless the origin is mystical, but magic works on everything). Spider-Man has caught bullets in his own hands for crying out loud. Batman on the other hand has had his back broken, has been beaten up by the same Superman that you all love to use as an example of Bat's supreme ability to beat super beings (am I the only guy who read Hush, and saw Bat's get beat down even with Kryptonite?), and has been defeated by KGBeast...a regular human. yeah, Batman will win with prep-time my ass.

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

"N-n-n-o-no! Y-y-y-y-o-yo-you've got it all wrong! NOTHING CAN BEAT BATMAN'S PREP TIME!!! He's beaten God with prep time... He's beaten erectile dysfunction with prep time... He's beaten the long loading times in Crash Bandicoot, Wrath of Cortex with prep time!!! He's beaten TMNT for the NES on a NES without game genie with prep time... He's beaten some eggs with prep time... He's also beated Dick with prep time... He can beat anything/anyone with preptime"

 

[Arcturus]

Spider-Man wins, by all means. No contest.

Batman can take that ****ty "prep time" garbage and shove it up his sphincter.

 

[shinlyle]

This laugh fest has been fun, but i'll end all of the bat-whining right now. Batman was easily, and I mean easily, defeated by KGBeast. So much so, that Batman actually ran away in the middle of the fight, because he knew he could not win. According to modern Bat-mythos, Batman is trained in nearly every martial art known to man, yet he could not beat KGBeast in a one on one battle. KGBeast has no superhuman abilities. He isn't half as strong as Bane is (who is a low level superhuman at that) and Batman still had to run. When he fought KGBeast a second time, with the amazing "Batman Prep-time", all he could manage, was to handcuff KGBeast over a ledge, so that he would hang there until the police arrived. Even that backfired, because KGBeast had the balls to cut his own hand off, so he wouldn't be apprehended.

Now I am to believe, that the world-famous Batman is able to lose to a former KGB operative, but he can beat a man with webs that have the tensile strength of steel, can dodge things faster than bullets (at Spider-Man's own statement, he can dodge things as fast as electricity, which requires his maximum agility. Electricity moves approximately at 86,000-120,000 miles per second. So not fast as light, but still very fast.) and can press ten metric tons? There is no prep time in the world to beat Spider-Man's spider sense. Symbiotes decending from Venom, remain the only thing that can evade Spider-Man's spidey sense (unless the origin is mystical, but magic works on everything). Spider-Man has caught bullets in his own hands for crying out loud. Batman on the other hand has had his back broken, has been beaten up by the same Superman that you all love to use as an example of Bat's supreme ability to beat super beings (am I the only guy who read Hush, and saw Bat's get beat down even with Kryptonite?), and has been defeated by KGBeast...a regular human. yeah, Batman will win with prep-time my ass.

Amen.

First off, how would batman get out of the webbing? Would he snap it with his sheer strength? No? Would he, with his hands webbed to a wall, be able to reach his utility belt or any of this other gadgets? No? Would he be able to even call for back-up if Spidey webbed his mouth shut? No?

No brainer. Sorry, Bat-fans. Yes, Batman is a total bad-ass, and yes, I think batman can handle superhumans on his own, but dammit...let's look at this:

Has Spidey ever been able to beat the best martial artists with his powers? Yep.

Has Spidey beaten many many martial artists with all kinds of weapons all at once?
Yup.

Is Spidey faster, stronger, more agile, and more durable than Batman?
Without question,

Can Batman by-pass Spidey's spider-sense, seeing as how he doesn't know about it?
Nope.

Looks to me like Batman is out-classed here. Yeah, after about a dozen humiliating losses to Spidey, he MIGHT beable to get a blood sample or something and make some GG gas to neutralize his Spider-Sense....then what? He's still got nothing on him. Spidey can leap about 30 feet in the air, well into safety, web up Batman, and then knock him out. No big fight.

I swear...

Also, Batman versus Superman....dude, Superman's weakness is a freakin' rock. My kid sister could beat up Superman if you handed her a chunk of Kryptonite. Don't expect me to be impressed with a Batman victory. If Superman was gunning for Batman, thenit wouldn't last long.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

but spiderman doesnt have access to the gotham city police department with info on everybody

yes because in an imaginary universe where batman and spider-man could meet there'd just HAVE to be a gotham police department. nevermind spider-man STILL wouldn't live there so there'd be no info on him. The NYPD in marvel universe doesnt have much info on him -- they dont know of his spider-sense.

Anyway i thought the whole of gotham police bar a couple were corrupt. yep... theyll sooo be routing for spidey. duh. Spider-man is so far above batman's class this convo is pointless. (no permission to publish this in someone's class still...)