For the record (someone is keeping an actual transcript of all this in case the Hype implodes one day, right?
), the majority of you are a bunch of insatiable horndogs. I never specified what you'd being doing in Catwoman's bedroom or even if she'd be there. There's an equal chance of you only staring at the floral arrangements in Selina's living room, having Ms. Kyle explain to you
ad nauseum the optometric intricacies of the goggles she's worn at times, actually having a lovely and potentially intimate evening with Selina, only to have Slam Bradley interrupt and beat the stuffing out of you for getting next to his squeeze or she could just lure you in and beat you down ...while clad in ...leather and ...brandishing a whip. Hmm.
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...I mean, ...no! You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
There's a virtual Italine cuisine feast with a saucy vigilante, probably complete with red wine and all the mafioso movies you can shake a stick at. You could go to Bullock's and check out a movie, maybe a good crime drama. You might be able to find some loose change or snacks in the plentiful cushions of his couch. It's like a treasure chest. Come on. Playing some Texas Hold 'Em or 5 Card Stud with the incomparable Mr. Pennyworth. Bloody good show, I say.
Me, I'll be hanging out with the hot lesbian, downing limoncellos like nobody's (save Danny DeVito's) business. It's sure to be full of great stories, fun times and maybe she'll even invite a few 'friends' of hers, at which point we can all have a rousing commentary on politics affairs and current events afterwards. I've seen 'movies' that start just like that. They end very well.
I mean
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Ace Chemical Processing Inc. 12
Arkham Asylum 77 (+)
Crime Alley 36 (-)
The Iceburg Lounge 5
