Batman Vs. Superman Who Would Win

[Savage]

I think that one is even more susceptable to kryptonite...Didn't Jimmy Olsen kick his ass several times?

 

[Noir]

Yeah he did! In the first appearance of Darkseid I believe.. in Superman Best Pal: Jimmy Olsen by Jack Kirby..

But still. All Pre-Crisis Supes has to do is get a cold and stand several yards away from Batman and let a big sneeze go.. and Bam.. hes dead.. along with entire Alpha Spiral of the Milky way.

 

[JBElliott]

Silly question, don't you know they really love each other?

 

[Noir]

Silly question, don't you know they really love each other?

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...Thanks.. I lost my lunch..​

 

[dnno1]

If you'll look closely at the comic strip, you will notice that this is all going on in the mind of a little girl with action figures (who's dad has since bared her from). What's a girl doing with action figures anyway? She should be playing with dolls

 

[JBElliott]

...Thanks.. I lost my lunch..​

Then my work here is done!

 

[JBElliott]

If you'll look closely at the comic strip, you will notice that this is all going on in the mind of a little girl with action figures (who's dad has since bared her from). What's a girl doing with action figures anyway? She should be playing with dolls

First off, how do you know it's her dad?

Second, come on, you know they want each other! Apollo and Midnighter are just their "on the down low" names and they're not fooling anybody!

 

[dnno1]

First off, how do you know it's her dad?

Second, come on, you know they want each other! Apollo and Midnighter are just their "on the down low" names and they're not fooling anybody!

... You're not allowed to buy action figures anymore!

I don't think anybody else but a parent and say that to a child and have it stick. I'm pretty sure that was the intent of the writer/artist of this strip. Secondly, I do know what the fans want as a relationship between the two: Friends, rivals, and maybe combatants (at times), which is the primary premise of this thread.

Finally, Noir, I would you suggest you drop your attacks on JBElliott else you may get banned, and I certainly don't want this thread closed.

 

[juggster-rules]

WTF is batman gonna do to superman ?

 

[Crooklyn]

I don't think anybody else but a parent and say that to a child and have it stick. I'm pretty sure that was the intent of the writer/artist of this strip.

I thought it was pretty clear it was a guy who had a geeky gf (hence the action figures)...

 

[Noir]

JB, you forgot these pictures:

...PS, I'm glad you found my Blogspot, you should leave me some comments...

 

[dnno1]

WTF is batman gonna do to superman ?

Well if you were addressing that question to a Batman fan, something like this:

Or this:

 

[dnno1]

I thought it was pretty clear it was a guy who had a geeky gf (hence the action figures)...

You don't talk to your girlfriend that way.

 

[Crooklyn]

Talk like what?! You've NEVER heard a guy tell his girl "don't buy that!" in a serious/playful tone?

 

[blksuperman2]

I thought it was pretty clear it was a guy who had a geeky gf (hence the action figures)...

That's what I thought.

 

[Savage]

Well if you were addressing that question to a Batman fan, something like this:

Or this:

Although they were dumbed down clones, they were still pretty tough bastards.

...With Kryptonite, Batman probably WOULD be able to kill Superman with two baterangs in the ears.

 

[dnno1]

Although they were dumbed down clones, they were still pretty tough bastards.

...With Kryptonite, Batman probably WOULD be able to kill Superman with two baterangs in the ears.

Sometimes it's very subtile, but if you read the comics very closely, you will note that batman has faces some opponents and circumstances as tough as Superman's.

 

[gamemiester]

batman would win for sure, especially with the gadgets hes got

 

[captain_jimbo]

Without any Kryptonite Batman would be killed by Superman.

 

[LostSon88]

Here's the thing though, Superman would never kill Batman...

Batman would have some semblance of a chance simply because Supes would be holding back.

Then again, Batman would never kill Superman.

So in the end, it'd be a draw.

 

[Cobblepot]

Yes if they'll fight in the movies or in an animated show it'll be a draw. But in the comics Batman would have the edge over the boyscout.

 

[batbat_29640]

Without any Kryptonite Batman would be killed by Superman.

No he wouldn't because Batman is a human being and not a robot, that and Superman and Batman share that orphaned emotion. And to say that Batman would go after Superman with no plan or ammo is to say that Bruce Lee would go after Chuck Norris with no fighting experiance.

 

[Chains]

The only reason Batman ever overcomes any rare foe that is clearly out of his league is because the writers are pandering to the audience. Batman has been more popular than Supes since the 70s or 80s. Really, who are Batman's regular enemies? Superman would annhiliate Batman's enemies and Batman wouldn't stand a chance against the enemies that have come closest to killing Superman.

To everyone that brings up Batman having more brains and using kryptonite, this wouldn't affect the outcome. Despite Lex Luthor being a regular villain that Superman has yet to permanently dispatch, the brains versus brawn argument is founded upon irresponsible Superman writers. The writers have established that Superman can fly near the speed of light and faster than human thought. They have also established that the Fortress of Solitude contains everything known about the universe. The only way Superman is less intelligent than a human is through irresponsible writing.

Final verdict: All the planning and kryptonite Batman could want wouldn't stop Superman from soundly whooping him.

 

[batbat_29640]

The only reason Batman ever overcomes any rare foe that is clearly out of his league is because the writers are pandering to the audience. Batman has been more popular than Supes since the 70s or 80s. Really, who are Batman's regular enemies? Superman would annhiliate Batman's enemies and Batman wouldn't stand a chance against the enemies that have come closest to killing Superman.

To everyone that brings up Batman having more brains and using kryptonite, this wouldn't affect the outcome. Despite Lex Luthor being a regular villain that Superman has yet to permanently dispatch, the brains versus brawn argument is founded upon irresponsible Superman writers. The writers have established that Superman can fly near the speed of light and faster than human thought. They have also established that the Fortress of Solitude contains everything known about the universe. The only way Superman is less intelligent than a human is through irresponsible writing.

Final verdict: All the planning and kryptonite Batman could want wouldn't stop Superman from soundly whooping him.

It's stopped hime before hasn't it? Fact: Batman has whooped Superman's ass.

 

[Travis K]

Supes would rape him and kill him...but not necessarily in that order