Being... British?

[union_jak]

Totally CGI. Still cool though. The song's gonna make a comeback, you just know it will.

[YT]B3R8jokuC2Q[/YT]

 

[black_dust]

What ones that?

THIS ONE!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Totally CGI. Still cool though. The song's gonna make a comeback, you just know it will.

Yes yes, I love a bit of electro!

THIS ONE!

I remember it now!!!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

One in three 'watch porn at work'

Thursday, January 29 2009, 23:02 GMT
By Alex Fletcher, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

A new survey has found that one in three UK office staff watch pornography at work.
According to email security provider Proofpoint, 33% of people interviewed confessed to looking at inappropriate material at their desk.
Only 7% claimed that they had been caught viewing the adult material.
Meanwhile, 56% of office workers revealed that they had returned to their desk drunk after lunchtime beverages and 31% said that they had pulled out of a meeting to remain in the pub.
Out of the 400 people questioned, over a quarter also said that they had fallen asleep at their desk.
"A real crossover in the digital realm between personal and professional lives means staff are increasingly relaxed in their use of workplace email and internet." said Proofpoint's UK managing director David Stanley.

We are a nation of perverts, what I wanna know though is how they got to the porn, every where I've worked has had some evil porn blocker thingys.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Have any of you guys seen this ad yet?

AAAAAH kill it!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

THIS ONE!

I want to get Bring on the trumpets as a text tone, ATM I'm have to make do with "Oh My God You're Wearing My Knickers" from ask Deirdre. like a fooking animal.

 

[Brick]

THIS ONE!

I'm new at a job and one of my work colleagues constantly says this over the phone to clients. Yes it's ****ing annoying.

 

[black_dust]

I want to get Bring on the trumpets as a text tone, ATM I'm have to make do with "Oh My God You're Wearing My Knickers" from ask Deirdre. like a fooking animal.

I made it my ring tone, Just Matt Berry going "BRING ON THE TRUMPETS, BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA TRUMPETS!"

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Oh I have finally changed my text tone to that lady from Newsnight saying "I'm now so old my ***** is haunted"

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Anyone want to go to college for me tomorrow?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Ignoring the college thingy for a mo, I got another new dog on Wednesday, an iccle Jack Russell puppy named Tetley.

 

[Gallagher]

What course is it? I'll swap you for Software and Game design.

And it's only a 4 hour day.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

First Dip Media Studies, Only there till 12 (from 9:15) Video Production all day.

 

[Gallagher]

First Dip Media Studies, Only there till 12 (from 9:15) Video Production all day.

Deal.

Now, give me your skin so that I may wear it to college.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Deal.

Now, give me your skin so that I may wear it to college.

Nah, my skin is too nice, would my dead grandfather's do?

 

[Gallagher]

I don't know, would you like to view this hilarious video?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I fooking hate you!

 

[Gallagher]

Anybody who doesn't find that utterly heartbreaking has no soul.

 

[union_jak]

Haha the 'related video' is 'How to Cut an Onion Without Crying'

Poor dog.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Anybody who doesn't find that utterly heartbreaking has no soul.

In fairness I think it's not nearly as heartbreaking without seeing the whole episode.

 

[Gallagher]

Aye but if people HAVE seen the episode that clip should set them off.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Now meet Tetley!

 

[Gallagher]

Oh god, I can't look at a dog without hearing "I will wait for you."

Noo!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Aye but if people HAVE seen the episode that clip should set them off.

It normally would me, But I'm imagining massacring everyone in a maternity ward in stead, it's less upsetting.

 

[union_jak]

Is it a puppy? We briefly had a Jack Russell once, called Dylan, but he kept attacking our other dog.