Being... British?

[Gallagher]

It normally would me, But I'm imagining massacring everyone in a maternity ward in stead, it's less upsetting.

You scare me.

I like that.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Oh god, I can't look at a dog without hearing "I will wait for you."

Noo!

But seriously though "in't he gawjus".

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Is it a puppy? We briefly had a Jack Russell once, called Dylan, but he kept attacking our other dog.

He's like... adolescent, he's six months old. my only problem with him is that he keeps humping my other dog, and he's too young to get the chop. But seriously cry for him, he's only little and I'm his forth home.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You scare me.

I like that.

Oh thank god, I put a lot of effort into my "Psycho chic" but very often people don't understand it and want me put in a nut house... again.

 

[union_jak]

He's like... adolescent, he's six months old. my only problem with him is that he keeps humping my other dog, and he's too young to get the chop. But seriously cry for him, he's only little and I'm his forth home.

He sounds like your kind of pet. Think of all the fun and adventures you can have, with Tetley as your sidekick!

 

[Gallagher]

Tis a cute dog, reminds me of my old dog.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Tis a cute dog, reminds me of my old dog.

Jealous much?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

He sounds like your kind of pet. Think of all the fun and adventures you can have, with Tetley as your sidekick!

Oi, I would never hump a girl dog! Plus he gets up really early in the morning (like as soon as it gets light out) we're nothing alike, he's way to loserish... he's like you.

 

[union_jak]

Oi, I would never hump a girl dog! Plus he gets up really early in the morning (like as soon as it gets light out) we're nothing alike, he's way to loserish... he's like you.

Oh sure, hit me when I'm feeling low

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Oh sure, hit me when I'm feeling low

I'm too tired to turn that into something dirty, so I'll have to ask instead, why you feeling low?

Does this cheer you up?

[YT]Jd8YiTGrfK8[/YT]

 

[union_jak]

It's not important really.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Of course it is, now tell me you pratt.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You guys wanna hear something loserish? I was in the Loose Women audience today.

 

[Gallagher]

Please tell me you were kidnapped and forced into the audience.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

It was with my college. but two of the women Carol Something and... another one kept chatting to my group during the break, they were ****ing filthy... and quite funny, but the actual show was boring as hell.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Quick question: What is a "git"?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Similar to a pratt.

 

[The Englishman]

You guys wanna hear something loserish? I was in the Loose Women audience today.

You have my condolences....

 

[Ace of Knaves]

HAHAHAHA Loose Women??!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Gallagher]

So, Clarkson's in the **** again for calling Brown a 'Scottish one-eyed idiot.'

That man is a national treasure.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Clarkson is da maaaan! He is just saying what 99% of the country is thinking.

 

[union_jak]

You guys wanna hear something loserish? I was in the Loose Women audience today.

Haha trashy. When I was a teenager I was in the audience for the Terry & Gabby show

Quick question: What is a "git"?

Technically, it's something like a pregnant camel. People use it as a harmless insult.

So, Clarkson's in the **** again for calling Brown a 'Scottish one-eyed idiot.'

That man is a national treasure.

I had no idea Gordon Brown is blind in one eye.

 

[Gallagher]

I had no idea Gordon Brown is blind in one eye.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Haha trashy. When I was a teenager I was in the audience for the Terry & Gabby show

You disgust me.

 

[Golgo-13]

What's up with the chocolate Drifter? I asked my brother who still lives in London to send me some, and he said he can't find them....