Being... British?

[union_jak]

You disgust me.

I inadvertantly insulted Peter Kay and got in Gabby Roslin's way when she was trying to run through the corridor.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Boo hiss... and good lad!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Hey guys, please check out my newest slightly ludicrous attempt to make the Hype a slightly happier place.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=16405679#post16405679

Thanks Guys!

 

[The Englishman]

Here fellas random Question time. Does anyone work for HMV in this thread??

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Damn it if I was smarter I could come up with some unemployment / recession satire in respionse to TE's post, but sadly I can't making this post completely redundant......

 

[Captain_BluTac]

On a less random note I'm gonna have to move back home, my mum says she can't afford to pay my rent anymore.

Oh I'm not a complete waster, when I had a job I payed my own rent, she's only been paying it since I've been at college.

 

[hammy]

Cheer up, cbt. Maybe it'll be good for you. Does Tetley get to move with you? He's sooo cute.

 

[union_jak]

On a less random note I'm gonna have to move back home, my mum says she can't afford to pay my rent anymore.

Oh I'm not a complete waster, when I had a job I payed my own rent, she's only been paying it since I've been at college.

Why were you not living at home in the first place? As a college student I didn't think they'd provide loans, unlike university students, and it's not like you could work enough to support yourself

Go back home and enjoy another couple of years where someone can cook and clean for you

 

[hammy]

Go back home and enjoy another couple of years where someone can cook and clean for you

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Why were you not living at home in the first place? As a college student I didn't think they'd provide loans, unlike university students, and it's not like you could work enough to support yourself

Go back home and enjoy another couple of years where someone can cook and clean for you

You haven't met my mum, she is a fooking mentalist. She's overbearing and bossy... and she always goes on about how she wanted another daughter, but got me instead.

 

[hammy]

That's terrible!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

That's terrible!

I know! My only comfort is that I'm set to inherit quite a bit off her. lol I've been doing some research on matricide. Oh I suppose I am also quite lucky cus I'm gonna basically have the run of the top story of my mum's house, which will give me more rooms than I have now

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Oh ****... I'm not really gonna kill my mum btw.

 

[union_jak]

You haven't met my mum, she is a fooking mentalist. She's overbearing and bossy... and she always goes on about how she wanted another daughter, but got me instead.

So start buying Barbies, bring boys home to listen to your McFly collection and act like that daughter she always wanted t:

 

[Captain_BluTac]

So start buying Barbies, bring boys home to listen to your McFly collection and act like that daughter she always wanted t:

I threw out my barbies and pop CD's years ago and not being funny but even when I used to live at home I would always go to the other guys house.

So in other words you're a lil ******.

true story.

 

[union_jak]

Good job the posts don't count in the Diner, cos I'm just going to respond to that with...

"ok"

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Good thing I'm not you, cus then I'd be old and polish looking.

 

[union_jak]

I don't think I look Polish in my latest photo

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You posted a new one? and Ohohohoh those Westboro Baptist ***** are coming to the UK.

 

[union_jak]

I thought they were blocked from entry?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Apparently not, now what new photo!

 

[union_jak]

That's dumb, people applauded the government when they finally did what the public wanted, why overturn it!?

Oh, it's just a standard new photo of myself which I snuck in yesterday.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

... interesting....

 

[hammy]

Okay, first of all, this thread should be a lot busier. This should be the most awesome non-comic thread at hype. So get after it, kapiche?

Secondly, Blu-tac, wasn't it you who told me to watch Skins? Arrgh. Wait til I get my hands on your scrawny butt. My eyes .. I wanted to have them poked out and soaked in lysol after that show. No wonder so many kids in the UK are messed up. Grrrr ... And does anyone know if How not to Decorate will ever be back on? Those guys cracked me up.

 

[union_jak]

I've never heard of How Not to Decorate. What is it?