Being single sucks

[Lighthouse]

I wonder if people would be happier if they were married, but didn't live together.

 

[CConn]

Probably.

I've had girlfriends who were awesome...until you started dealing with serious, adult stuff (finances, etc.), then I wanted to strangle them for their total incompetence.

 

[terry78]

Women be shoppin'.

 

[knowsbleed]

In essence, we complain about being tied down, but if we weren't, we'd probably be lost.

I'd rather be lost than knowing where I'm going and seeing only a vast wasteland in front of me.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'd rather be lost than knowing where I'm going and seeing only a vast wasteland in front of me.

Well, with that attitude....

But honestly the way people moan in this thread you'd think everyone was marrying OJ Simpson. Marriage can be a beautiful thing and a lot of people are much happier after getting married than before. My parents have been married over 30 years and they're still going strong. Don't think they view it as a wasteland. Goddamn the Internet's a cynical place.

 

[knowsbleed]

I don't give merit to 75% of the posts complaining about relationship problems... most are just people who can't get into a relationship, have never been in a real relationship or people who actually have a good partner and are the *******s themselves. Personally, I've learned who I am in part due to my past relationships and am willing to never get married again due to knowing who I am.

 

[Erzengel]

You can't even flush a toilet or put a dish in the dishwasher.

 

[knowsbleed]

Look woman, you bringing up our past old **** isn't going to sway any more people to your side... so step off, I'm doing the hump.

 

[Backstreets]

Being single doesn't suck...being insecure is what sucks.

 

[Optimus_Prime_]

Being single doesn't suck...being insecure is what sucks.

Yeah.

The words I stand by as a single man:

"If you can't stand up to her, you can't stand up for her"

"No matter how hot she is someone, somewhere, is sick of her sh**" - My roommate.

"Smile, listen, agree and then do whatever the f*** you wanted to do anyways" - RDJ

and

"Most guys want to take a girl home and have sex with her, girls, on the other hand, would rape you given the opportunity" - friend of mine.

 

[knowsbleed]

Being a relationship doesn't suck...

Being single doesn't suck...

Being unhappy in either state is what sucks... any current state of unhappiness sucks... making something that is uncomplicated complicated sucks...

Unicorns suck...

 

[Erzengel]

Eff you.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Eff you.

That is better than a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Having done both the single and couple thing. I can honestly say I think I am crap at the relationship thing. So for me, I feel the best thing, is to live alone. This way I can't piss anyone off and have them and me feeling bad.
Yeah, much easier.

 

[-Arya-]

Im no longer single thankfully t:

It'll happen to everyone eventually; patience is the key.

 

[knowsbleed]

Eff you.

Spoiler

You fight dirty.

 

[Anita18]

I don't give merit to 75% of the posts complaining about relationship problems... most are just people who can't get into a relationship, have never been in a real relationship or people who actually have a good partner and are the *******s themselves. Personally, I've learned who I am in part due to my past relationships and am willing to never get married again due to knowing who I am.

The Internet tends to distill the loudest complainers.

For the record, I'm way better at finances than my fiance. This is because I'm paid half about what he is when he has a position, and when you don't have money, you kinda have to pay attention to where that money is going.

 

[knowsbleed]

The humpty dance... is our chance... to do the hump.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

lol I knew I;d come across a picture of Barney Stinson on a Unicorn... but then the less I thought of that, the more I thought a lot of Robin Scherbatsky...that woman is awesome and Canadian...and hot. And so is her other self.

 

[braincrusher]

Ironically enough, my mom once suggested I hook up with my cousin.

(Well, my cousin's cousin anyways, whatever that relationship is)

I was kind of upset with my mom for that one.

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