best pranks EVER

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Poking holes through teacher's diaphragm. TEE-HEE!

 

[redmarvel]

At work we took a picture of a co-worker, made it black and white, tagged the line "WANTED" at the top and underneath listed a whole bunch of weird and strange crimes he was "wanted" for and a reward of $5000.

 

[Pythenis]

Here is a classic that caused much panic,terror,fear and eventually had to be stopped because someone almost got killed, but it sure is fun!!!

This is what you do, go on your computer and make a life sized bumper sticker that says, well whatever you want it to say such as (real ones we made)

"I Like Black Men!"
"Toot if your a Fruit"
"Gay Sex Feels Good!"
"Im a Nazi!"
"Gay rights now!"
Ect,ect,ect,ect......

Now once you print out these use clear tape and put one on the rear bumper of well anyone really, but the easy marks are cars at parties, friends,......anyone really. Its much funner when you know the person though.

WARNING!!! This can get completely out of contorl so never tell anyone its you doing it or get caught doing it and always check your bumper!!

This got so out of hand one summer in highschool that one kids family set up and intervention because he had all these gay rights stickers on his rear bumper and he did not know for a week, so one day he came home and a shrink was there with the rest of his family to talk about the "lifestyle choice he made" he laughed at the stickers, but he was not amused when he realized his parents thought they were authentic. Also a kid was almost run off the road over a bridge by some guys that wanted to kill him because of his gay bumper stickers that he did not know he had on his car. Thats when the police got involved and we had to stop for a few weeks,..........be careful with this prank. It is funny though...

 

[redmarvel]

In a workplace with a "public" / shared closet, it's amazing the things you can do...

For example... fill peoples umbrellas with confetti from the hole punchers.

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

I like putting my genitals on peoples hamburgers.. that and stirring their tea with my wiener. never piss off your waiter or waitress

 

[Ronny Shade]

Here is a classic that caused much panic,terror,fear and eventually had to be stopped because someone almost got killed, but it sure is fun!!!

This is what you do, go on your computer and make a life sized bumper sticker that says, well whatever you want it to say such as (real ones we made)

"I Like Black Men!"
"Toot if your a Fruit"
"Gay Sex Feels Good!"
"Im a Nazi!"
"Gay rights now!"
Ect,ect,ect,ect......

Now once you print out these use clear tape and put one on the rear bumper of well anyone really, but the easy marks are cars at parties, friends,......anyone really. Its much funner when you know the person though.

WARNING!!! This can get completely out of contorl so never tell anyone its you doing it or get caught doing it and always check your bumper!!

This got so out of hand one summer in highschool that one kids family set up and intervention because he had all these gay rights stickers on his rear bumper and he did not know for a week, so one day he came home and a shrink was there with the rest of his family to talk about the "lifestyle choice he made" he laughed at the stickers, but he was not amused when he realized his parents thought they were authentic. Also a kid was almost run off the road over a bridge by some guys that wanted to kill him because of his gay bumper stickers that he did not know he had on his car. Thats when the police got involved and we had to stop for a few weeks,..........be careful with this prank. It is funny though...

I'm gonna go do this now.

 

[Roughneck]

Okay ....here is by far the best one I have ever pulled.

You need a freinds car.....or someones car....wel access to it anyway. and you will need the manuel for said car.....Find the Fuse Box, and using the owners manuel locate the fuses for The Horn and the Brake Lights.

Then you need a small piece of metal wire. Touch the metal wire to the metal part of both fuses and voila the fuses are crossed.

So then watch as your mark gets into their car to drive away, everytime the hit the braks the horn will go off too. It's classic.

 

[Roughneck]

Another simple one is to get a sheet of bubble wrap...the big bubble kind...And stick it under the tire of a car...when they back up out of a parking spot they hear this noise and get out all scared and worried that they broke something.

 

[Roughneck]

ANother Classic.......Get a shot glass and fill it with Tabasco sauce, then cover it with saran wrap and put it in a glass, put Ice and some Pepsi (Or Coke...well any dark pop) into the glass....then take a straw and put it in the glass and poke it through the saran wrap.

When someone comes to take a drink through the straw...BAM.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I remember a while ago when I was still in school, a girl I hated was talking about trying to find some really good foundation for her face. I told her I knew of some really good liquid foundation but it was really hard to get. She actually asked me to get it for her, so I did... except i took all the REAL foundation out and put in paint mixed with chocolate. It was really dark so it matched her skin color perfectly. I gave it to her the next day, and the day after that, she was actually wearing it... She was extremely dumb, so she didn't figure out that I had given her crap for a damn foundation...

no wonder she had to repeat school so many times....

 

[Yurka]

for our high school senior prank we got 3 pigs and numbered them 1,2, and 4 and let them loose in the school. the teachers were flipping out

good times

 

[Wolfwood]

I once put a condom on my teacher's desk, then she came into class, held it up and said: "I know what this is!" Then started crying.

She used to pull the best pranks on herself though, I remember one day she came to class with her shirt on backwards and smelling of Vodka. :-/

 

[muertevilla]

i pulled this one a few months back. while my roomate was in the shower his phone started beeping cuz he got a text from his ex girlfriend asking how he was doing. i responded by saying "we really need to talk. i miss you so much and i am ready to do somthing about us." she replied right away seeming excited. when he came out of the shower i couldnt help but laugh. he got all upset with me and had to talk forever with his ex.

 

[kytrigger]

One time me and my suitemates all decided to play a prank on my roommate. We took our door off the hinges, and replaced it with their door, that way, when he tried to come hme, his keys wouldn't work, and he had no idea why. We then got some letterhead from the college and typed up a letter adressed to him basically saying he had flunked out and had to leave. WHen he got home and his key didn't work, I opened the door and handed him the letter saying they changed the locks this morning.

Anotehr funny one you can do if teh person you're pranking has a car. Get a dog leash, a dog collar, and some red dye. Put a bit of red dye on the collar so it looks like blood, and then go to his car and attach the leash to his back bumper or axle. The throw the leash under the car, so he can't see it. When they drive away, they will be dragging what appears to be a bloody leash. Warning: There is a decent chance of them getting pulled over, so only do it to someone you hate.

 

[hey yo its sean]

I remember there was a time I didn't get a ride home from school because there wasn't enough room in the car. Nothing personal, so I just walked home. Anyway, long story short, I made a couple of calls to some friends, and told them to tell everyone else that I got jumped on the way home. So a bunch of people went to different hospitals, looking for me and s**t. The next day I came to school with some bandages and a swollen black eye. Everyone felt really bad for me. I even got some sympathy ***** from my friend(who didn't give me a ride)'s lady. It was hilarious.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I'd say at school whenever someone puts a small rock on someone else's backpack. Sometimes they don't even know its there, other times they turn around and remove the rock. I'd say its funnier when they remove the rock because they get so ticked off over nothing.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I'd say at school whenever someone puts a small rock on someone else's backpack. Sometimes they don't even know its there, other times they turn around and remove the rock. I'd say its funnier when they remove the rock because they get so ticked off over nothing.

Is this supposed to be funny? (no offense intended)

Because I really don't get it.

 

[JLBats]

I'd say at school whenever someone puts a small rock on someone else's backpack. Sometimes they don't even know its there, other times they turn around and remove the rock. I'd say its funnier when they remove the rock because they get so ticked off over nothing.

This is so hilariously lame and mundane

"And then we put the small rock on the guy's backpack! It was an EXPeRIENCE!"

 

[Crooklyn]

I remember there was a time I didn't get a ride home from school because there wasn't enough room in the car. Nothing personal, so I just walked home. Anyway, long story short, I made a couple of calls to some friends, and told them to tell everyone else that I got jumped on the way home. So a bunch of people went to different hospitals, looking for me and s**t. The next day I came to school with some bandages and a swollen black eye. Everyone felt really bad for me. I even got some sympathy ***** from my friend(who didn't give me a ride)'s lady. It was hilarious.

Riiighhhtt....

 

[hey yo its sean]

Yeah. That was a lie. I sent that ***** home.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Is this supposed to be funny? (no offense intended)

Because I really don't get it.

I guess it depends on the person in terms of humor.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

This is so hilariously lame and mundane

"And then we put the small rock on the guy's backpack! It was an EXPeRIENCE!"

I do not approve of your mockery. If you don't find it funny, then say something nicer.

 

[doc ock rules!]

*Bump.*

First, some background information. I'm a good student. In fact, I get higher grades, a higher GPA, and an almost ridiculous amount of respect from the teachers (and most of the students) at my school. However, this spikes up a lot of rivalry (Unfortunately, I go to a school where almost every student is afraid of failing their parents with failing grades. Gross.). Standing out among those who most rivaled me was one kid, who I'll refer to as "Kerpal." Kerpal was obssessed with me in every way possible. He wanted my place in all of its entirety and would constantly tell everyone we were in competition for being the best. He'd bother me about what grades I was getting, what schools I was going, my interest. He even tried to be my boyfriend (He asked several time, wrote poems about me, wrote notes, spread rumors, etc. even after I turned him down several times.). He was unbareable. But enough of the drama... onto the prank...

Valentine's was coming up and Kerpal wanted to do something special for me (for whatever twisted reason). He bought me forty flowers from the school (I was hosting a Valentine's flower delivery fundraiser at the time.). So I decided to return the favor. One of his favorite hobbies was picking on kids for being "gay." Not actually gay kids, but the childish, "You're so gay, you're gay" type of thing. So I bought two roses from the school. One for him and one for the kid he had picked on. A friend and I wrote them love letters to each other and attached them to the flowers for delivery.

On Valentine's, we all got our bouqets. I waited and then both of the victims starting making gagging sounds and yelling, "OH NO, MAN! OH GOD! YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING!" Kerpal quickly forgot about it and came over to see me. I broke the bouqet in half with one snap and put them behind me. People who understood the prank started crushing things. I told him I would never be his girlfriend for a final time. The bell rang and three of my classmates helped me carry the bouqet to the trash.

No one would believe anything they heard about me since they thought I was such a goody-goody. I got another few laughs out of that. I never got in trouble since there was no proof and I was above suspicion. It was great.

 

[Ice-man]

me and my friends pissed on my friend malitos car last night, we were drunk...

 

[bastard]

sometimes i act like a crazy person. i act like i have some kind of mental disease. i never tell them i'm joking. they still don't know. haha.