Bought/Thought February 4, 2009 - SPOILERS

Normally this would be an "average" quantity week to kick off Feb., but with 5 out of 7 books being over $3, it adds up very quickly. As always, full spoilers and rants below!

Dread's Bought/Thought for 2/4/09:

DYNAMO 5 #19:
Who says horribly late superhero books are only from Marvel or DC? Faerber & Rily's Image superhero opera here is running about two to three months behind. There are caveats, of course; Image allows more leeway, Faerber writes other books, there is more to do with a creator owned title, etc. But, still, once a book moves beyond two months late, especially for a title like this which usually seemed to ship about a week or two late every time Diamond would announce it, it starts to get on my nerves, and drain on a story.

Still, I do like D5; it is a title I look forward to and is an enjoyable superhero book, with good characters, solid art, usually a bit of action, and a good premise. It isn's ashamed of some of the bold beats of heroism that a lot of "realistic" books tend to be avoiding these days. Such as this issue, which consists almost entirely of a showdown against a squad of villains, half of whom were only introduced last issue.

The general plot, for those who forgot with the "break"; after Widowmaker led an attack on the D5's aquarium base, it was revealed that Myriad was in fact an alien, not a human, and he had lied by omission to everyone for a very long time. Myriad claimed he did so because he feared that revealing he was an alien would lead everyone to mistrust him; after it is revealed, and with their founder Maddie in a psychic coma, the team distrusted him and broke up, moving on with their lives. I always love every time I see a story where an alien goes, "If I told you, you would have hated me" and the humans always react with an, "Oh, YEAH!? Now we'll prove you wrong by hating you more!" Humans totally suck.

Left with a rising crime rate and a supervillain everywhere, Scrap, the eldest and strongest of the team, assembled an ad-hoc version of the five with the Firebird mother/daughter duo, her father's ex-sidekick Quake (who takes head-meds), and the mysterious vigilante Virgil. They did their best, but their cohesion was not smooth. Meanwhile, Slingshot/Livvie had sought to take care of her adopted father, who had been kidnapped recently; Visionary/Hector sought to smooth over tensions with his mother over revealing he was a superhero, and Gage/Scatterbrain sought to return to life as a high school jock, only now was willing to use his powers to give him an advantage in football games. Widowmaker, meanwhile, still is working for a general employer who tasks her with assembling a rogue's gallery of nasty creeps to take out the new D5. After being pummeled by the creeps in a fight, Virgil is unmasked as Widowmaker herself.

That was all in October-November 2008. While the angle of Widowmaker infiltrating the D5 as a hero to pick them apart from within is a worthy twist, in a way Faerber almost outsmarts himself by immediately revealing that "Virgil" was really Myraid after all, pretending to be Widowmaker to fool the rogues once the fight got bad. When the real Widowmaker appears, it all goes to hell. I say that because within 2 pages, the whole thing is unraveled and it seems weird that Myraid would suddenly do all that; masquarade as Virgil and then Widowmaker. Or, of course, after SECRET INVASION, I may have a short fuse on shapeshifters. At any rate, it almost seemed like an obligatory way to get him there. Gage, meanwhile, sensed Scrap's distress from being pummeled by Slaughterhouse (a hulking armored killer) and gathered the rest of the founding team to lay in the smack down. The idea of making a hulking jock the psychic of the team pays off when Gage easily is able to pummel the token evil psychic, Dr. Chimera, in fisticuffs. Asrar & Riley, as they usually do on the title, draw a fast paced team battle where naturally the D5 prevail. The only lingering mystery is that the threat that wants them dead is some body-jumping force, able to swap identities and bodies and is known by a tattoo. A back-up story settles a subplot with Scatterbrain where she captures a killer she had to release to save her father from those aforementioned kidnappers.

While the delay hurt the story somewhat, this was an exciting third arc to the young series so far. They at least waited a year before "disassembling" the founding team, something Marvel & DC could learn from. Plus, it was always obvious that they would return. Faerber usually isn't out to outsmart his audience, which was why the bit with Myriad was surprising. Next up is a .99 Issue #0, which I didn't think was in style anymore. I certainly wouldn't mind a cheap comic at this rate for a week.

In his "Influences" article, Faerber reveals that he was a fan of "The Leather Jacket Avengers" of the 90's, basically the whole Proctor/Sersi/Crystal/Whitman period of the book. The Bob Harras/Steve Epting run of about two years. While I wasn't the biggest fan of that run, Proctor to me will always go down as one of the pettiest Marvel villains ever. Who the hell goes around killing alternate reality versions of their ex-girlfriend but him? At the very least, it helps cement Faerber's flair for traditional superheroes mixed in with strong character interrelationships and some family messes. The end of the book hints at some possible romances to come, which is good because with all of the D5 being step-siblings, there need to be outside heroes if any of them are to date.

While some of the delays may have been due to Asrar getting some work from Marvel on occasion, I wonder if Faerber will try to adopt an "On Time in '09" angle like Robert Kirkman. At any rate, I hope this book can stay on schedule. At $3.50 a pop, it may be much for some monthly readers, but fans of superhero comics should definitely give the trades a gander.

AGENTS OF ATLAS #1: As a fan of the Jeff Parker/Leonard Kirk mini from 2006, I am glad to finally see this series return as an ongoing, or hell, for at least another 12 issues in general. It was a quirky idea with a quirky cast, and it stood out amongst the usual launch of team books. Assembled from a cast of 50's characters from a WHAT IF comic from the 70's (who also popped up in AVENGERS FOREVER and MARVEL: THE LOST GENERATION from 1998-2001), it was a team with a unique hook. A band of heroes assembled to rescue the President in the 50's and battle Yellow Claw in particular alongside agent Jimmy Woo of SHIELD, they soon came to be in control of the Atlas Foundation that Yellow Claw ran, having sought Woo as an heir. Rather than waste such power, Woo and the rest of the gang seek to use the great power of this former criminal enterprise for benevolent purposes, even if the rest of the world is largely unaware. It is a team with a little of everything; a slick spy, an underwater warrior (Namora), a naiad nymph (Venus), an alien (Bob Grayson/Marvel Man), a Gort-esque robot (M-11), and of course everyone's favorite mystical talking gorilla (Ken Hale, the Gorilla Man).

As it was, it was a fun series with a too-unique-for-typical-fans premise, but then Dark Reign happened. This not only gave Marvel a reason to launch another team book, but gave series writer Jeff Parker (who often toiled in MARVEL ADVENTURES territory) a new hook to use with the team. With an ex-criminal himself, Norman Osborn, running the show these days and drafting criminals into federal service (as shown by Man Mountain Marko in this very issue landing a commanding decision with ATF). To him, the Agents of Atlas are a band of criminals; the Agents, meanwhile, want to undermine Osborn's government however they can. This basically gives them a "crooks on the run" motif, which has worked for some books in Dark Reign; just look at INVINCIBLE IRON MAN.

After Marko and his ATF squad are defeated by the Agents in an attempt on a raid, Venus is sent into Avengers Tower, easily enslaving Sentry and trying to cut a deal with Osborn. The Atlas' dragon, Lao, ends up eating Marko, but Woo is able to seemingly move Osborn into a compromising position, although Osborn of course does not trust them. Lao also reveals that every head of Atlas must have a "back up" leader ready in the wings, and it turns out that Woo's has been decided as Temugin, son of The Mandarin.

Parker, as always, is a master of continuity. He gives a recap of prior Agents activities and is more than aware of what is going in in other books; even having Temugin sport a mechanical hand, since he lost it to Puma in MODOK'S 11 last year. While Leonard Kirk is busy drawing for CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13, Pagulyan is here to provide pencils and does a solid job. Despite the $3.99 cover price, this issue tries to give you your money's worth; the main story is 23 pages long, and there is a 12 page back-up tale.

The back up, written by Parker and drawn by Benton Jew, takes place in 1958 Cuba, during the Revolution (which, Castro would say, is still ongoing) in which Woo, M-11 and Hale run into a Pre-Weapon X Wolverine, who lacks the claws and such. At this point he basically is a regenerating spy who works for no end of shifty characters, only this time their enemies coincide. It is a serviceable action tale, with the only niggle being the idea that Fidel Castro in Marvel has been entirely controlled by Yellow Claw's weird bugs. So, Cuba's 40 years of dictator control is because of a 50's "Oriental" villain in Marvel. Gotcha.

But, even that is only a minor blemish on a very solid debut issue, and I can't wait for more. Marvel's events lately haven't always made sense or been stories unto themselves, but they usually have been capable of launching decent team books, and AGENTS OF ATLAS is no exception. Hopefully the fans stick around this time. I know I had a hard time finding this issue in Brooklyn, which hopefully is a good sign of demand.

The Arthur Adams cover is also very cool. I was a kid when he was drawing Fantastic Four, and I have missed his artwork.

ASTONISHING TALES #1: Don't be fooled by the title; this is basically MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS #13. It is the same premise; an anthology series that, unlike SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED or X-MEN UNLIMINTED, focuses on the entire Marvel universe. Yet, the stories focus on: Wolverine & Punisher, two Iron Men, and Sunspot/Cannonball/Mojo. Seems like mostly X and Iron Man to me. Oh, well.

To be blunt, the direct market has not supported anthology series for a good, long time. For at least a decade. Joe Q has tried to launch anthologies of every sort and stripe, and they always die within 12 months. The only reason MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS saw success in the 90's was because Wolverine wasn't quite as overexposed then as he is now, so that book being his unofficial second ongoing worked for it. Plus, it often had some A-List talent on it, like Sam Kieth, or Barry Windsor-Smith doing defining tales on Wolverine. For the latest anthologies, there is no A-List talent, and no defining stories on any character that most readers can't see elsewhere, done better. In the wake of a recession and the specter of 2009 being a hard year, the logical idea would be to give an anthology a rest, or at least stop taking over 50% of the market while demanding more money from fewer fans. But, Marvel's compassion for the wallets of their fans died with bankruptcy, or at least with the departure of Bill Jemas (who is translating the Bible from Hebrew to earn a living these days, guess the Ultimate line guilted him a lot), so here we are.

MCP got a lot of flack last year, but honestly they had a better debut. MCP #1 last year at least had a Spidey story, the sequel to the sleeper hit OMEGA FLIGHT, and two tales that had a lot of hype and potential, VANGUARD and HELLCAT. ASTONISHING TALES, by contrast, is just out there. No promotion, nothing. Plus, the only "ongoing" story it started that I cared for at all was "Madripoor Mix-Up", by C.B. Cebulski and Kenneth Rocafort, rented from Top Cow (or, "the school where everyone draws like a bad Marc Silvestri, even Marc Silvestri"). Basically, it has Punisher and Wolverine meet up in the Princess Bar, and end up on the same quest against HYDRA and Viper, who has Predator X on her side. Whether it is really Viper or one of her cloned "Pit-Vipers" is unknown. It isn't a story that doesn't really matter to either Castle or Logan, but it reminded me of some gritty 80's tales with the two. The art was fine for the action.

The other decent story was the one-and-done Iron Man story, "Making an Appearance", by Chris Sequeira and W. Chew Chan. Based weeks before SI, which they tell you at the start, Stark faces some media flack at a charity event for sick kids after his passage and enforcement of the SHRA. As if that isn't bad enough for the shellhead, he also is attacked by Visage, a metahuman woman posing as an actress to avenge her destroyed life on Stark for the SHRA. Stark eventually notes that her lost job was due to her company enforcing the SHRA illegally, and he would try to help her; Visage then flies off and the token snarky reporter sees Stark as not being completely heartless. It is a fine one shot tale, although Dark Reign has rendered it almost moot. If Visage thought Stark was a tyrant, Osborn's way worse.

Daniel Merlin Goodbrey and Lou Kang (the artist, not the fighter) begin an Iron Man 2020 story about the alternate dimensional Arno Stark, a sidenote in Machine Man and Avengers history, and for the life of me I have no clue why. Aside for being an Iron Man with a weird armor design, what is the point? The story really didn't grab me at all. Also seeming more obligatory than good is the Sunspot/Cannonball/Mojo story by Johnathon Hickman and Nick Pitarra. It isn't terrible per say, but seems to be trying WAY too hard to be quirky and unique, which makes it seem forced.

Frankly, I was partisan about buying this debut to begin with, and I almost regret the money. It may have to be an extemely empty week in March for me to bother with issue #2. None of the ongoing stories really grabbed me. Anthologies are for completists, and at $4 a pop, being a completist isn't as logical as it was a year ago. In the wake of a recession and diminishing returns, I seriously wonder why Marvel's strategy is the same as it was in 1998, without a mind to market realities or demand. "Throwing stuff against a wall and see what sticks" is not a valid idea for anyone who is not a chimpanzee.
 
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WAR OF KINGS: DARKHAWK #1: After years of appearing as a supporting character here and there (such as in NOVA, THE LONERS, and RUNAWAYS), Darkhawk finally returns, at least in a two issue mini that leads up to the space event that he is being shoehorned into. Considering a lot of characters that were being created in the early 90's, Darkhawk has outlasted many of them. His original series ran for four years and 50 issues; the last new launch that did that was CABLE AND DEADPOOL, and I can't think of a brand new, original, Marvel character in a good long while whose series ran for 50 issues. Of course, Darkhawk's 1991 debut, reprinted in this issue, is full of 90's contrivances, including setting up a Spider-Man appearance by issue #2 (and at least two well publisized fights with Venom across the series' run). But, hey, it outlasted SLEEPWALKER by over a year. Credit should be given to Tom Defalco, Danny Fingeroth (who actually wrote most of DH's series) and Mike Manley for a character who has endured at Marvel for almost 18 years.

Darkhawk's had some problems, though. Besides having no definitive enemies beyond "Evilhawk" (that was his name); heck, his first enemy was Hobgoblin, one of Spidey's bad guys, Darkhawk struggled with personality, I think. He did have a bit of a "dark" life, with his detective father pretending to be dirty to lure out a genuine criminal, and in his first issue, Darkhawk kills a crook. A struggle with his temper, or at least the temper of his amulet, has been a constant for the character. The only dilemma is that sort of torment has not been unique in a long while. Even after 50 issues of his own series and so forth, his origins still leave a bit of leeway for a writer. Basically, the Darkhawk is a creation of an alien warlord and some scientists he assembled, including an Earthling, to make bio-mechanical bodies that one could zap your consciousness into via amulets. The warlord and all the other amulets were seemingly destroyed, with Chris Powell being the only one left with access to that. Sadly, most writers confuse it with "armor", when he is literally swapping bodies with a sort of living andriod.

C.B. Cebulski, former RUNAWAYS editor and former writer of THE LONERS, returns to Darkhawk for this two issue mini, which springs from his reappearance in NOVA working for Project Pegasus in NY. This of course means explaining that he moved from L.A., where he had been for years, to New York, once more. But because the Loners, especially Mickey "Turbo" Musashi, had become his supporting cast, they have to move across the coast, too. Of course, they all have valid reasons to; Powell's family lives on Long Island, and most of the Loners hailed from New York anyway. One could even claim that moving them all to L.A. was itself obligatory to have them meet/fight the Runaways. At any rate, Cebulski had some assembling to do. On art is Harvey Tolibao, last seen drawing much of the SI arc in AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE, and Bong Dazo, who has done some GOTG fill in work.

The gist of the first half of the story is that Chris Powell "betrayed" his pals on The Loners by either losing control, or falling back into using his powers full term (which seems odd as The Loners ended with the team sort of wanting to be heroes again). Finding a job at PEGASUS to use his powers in a legal, professional manner, Chris moves back in at home with his mother and two younger siblings, which as good a reason as any to return home after a year or two. The family now is more than aware of his superhero status, which is the trend in comics (secret identities are SO 1995). After fighting Vector of the U-Foes, Darkhawk loses control of himself when the villain tries to claw out his amulet (as Tombstone once did, which isn't mentioned), almost killing the U-Foe. Finding the NY church that the Loners are now meeting at, Chris returns to them for help; while Johnny Gallo isn't very sympathetic, Turbo is willing to help Chris regain control.

Of course, Chris has made a habit of narrating how good his life has become, which is code for everything about to go insane. Crashing into his backyard is another Darkhawk, claming that Chris knows little of his heritage and that a threat is coming to Earth for them. His family home is promptly blown up, with his family seemingly inside. Cue cliffhanger.

Darkhawk's origin is plenty conveluted, but there still is room to play with the origin. Is there more to them than the batch created by that one lone alien criminal? Or about the Null space where their bodies are stored when they become Darkhawks? Is Chris in a position like Iron Fist, about to learn that there was more legacy than he ever imagined?

Tolibao's art is fine, and he draws snazzy versions of the Darkhawk armor and of course Vector. The story takes place before the Nova Corps thing, as Nova was stated to be fighting X-Ray off panel. Out of all of the figures that are part of WAR OF KINGS; the Starjammers, the Kree, the Inhumans, the Shi'ar, even Nova and the GOTG, in some ways Darkhawk has seemed to be the most random. He is the outsider who has never been part of a big space event (beyond Infinity Gauntlet stuff) being thrust into it with specific mini's. He has no connection to any of the assembled parties, other than Nova, who likely won't play as large a role as the Inhumans and Starjammers. That said, Darkhawk's origins do involve space, and much like Nova, he could use a few good moments to shine, and a good cosmic war to smooth some of the chips on his shoulders, like Richard needed. If the story makes sense, I won't mind the shoehorning. Darkhawk certainly will fare better than the forgettable Wraith of ANNIHILATION CONQUEST, who has yet to return.

Plus, can't fault a series that knows it only has a story for two issues and doesn't stretch it to four or even six. Can't wait for the conclusion next issue, and to see how Darkhawk factors into the whole kingly war thing.

IMMORTAL IRON FIST #22: Sales figures show that readers have dwindled from this once solid book with the departure of Fraction & Brubaker, and last issue's waste aside, that is a shame. Swierczynski has managed to maintain the same themes and feel for the book that the launch team created, and never has it been as apparent as this issue, which kicks off the 8th City of Heaven arc alongside series artist Trevor Foreman. He's no Aja, but he's been on the title a while.

Having rested up sufficiently from the last battle, Iron Fist and the other immortal weapons are off to explore the 8th Mystical City, as hinted by Xao and as where their last enemy came from. Coincidentally, Davos had been sent by his father the Thunderer to implore that Rand partake on the mission for K'un L'un's sake. It is a bit odd to see Davos become a supporting character rather than a typical villain, but it has worked to flesh him out a bit.

The 8th City of Heaven was, basically, mystical Australia. That is, a place where the other seven cities would send their nastiest criminals to rot. Yu-Ti, the last corrupt ruler of K'un L'un, used it as a dumping ground for many political foes, and thus Danny is being asked to attempt to rescue any who have survived. As the one-way dimensional gate can only be accessed by all of the other "weapons' chi, they all must travel together. Unfortunately, the trip weakens them, and they are immediately captured by the city's demonic minions, who torture them on behalf of their ruler, Chang Ming. He takes particular interest in Iron Fist.

The only quibble I have is that Chang Ming is almost literally named after the most common and overused Asian names in fiction; all he needs is Lee at the end to make the stereotype name complete.

Foreman's art is strong, and the torment of the characters is well depicted. It is not outright abuse, but endless combat and then no time given to think or rest. Rand believes the city to be Hell, before seemingly meeting another elderly prisoner who claims to be an Iron Fist. Guess they all didn't die at age 33.

There are some amusing one-liners made before the trip into the 8th city and some exchanges between Misty and Danny. There is that forboding sense that whole honoring the legacy that he has been handed is inescapable, but it also will lead to Danny's untimely demise. This issue is of course set up for a story in which Rand and the rest escape their torment and make the bad guys pay, and that is fine; it builds towards such a climax well. It got me psyched for the storyarc, which is what a first installment should do. Swierczynski, aside for issue #21, has proven himself a worthy successor to the book, and it is a shame that readers are fleeing him. Maybe if he didn't suck on CABLE...

INVINCIBLE IRON MAN #10: A good but not as inspired title as THE ORDER from Matt Fraction's literary pen, DARK REIGN has improved this title 100%, and it is hard to review an issue these days without noting that. Fraction struggled with a sympathetic Stark who was top of the world. But now left with a Stark who has lost everything but his morals and armor, and is now a criminal, being hunted by an out-and-out villain in Osborn, Fraction has found his level. It could be a theme with him; it wasn't long before THE ORDER were turned upside down by Zeke Stane, and IMMORTAL IRON FIST often had Rand on the run from various mystical things, always in motion and having to react to things.

Stark's assets have been frozen and his armories are being raided by Osborn's HAMMER; Norman has even had the gual to spray paint one suit of armor for personal use as the Iron Patriot (which has to sting considering Stark still feels guilt for Rogers' death). With the media convicting Stark in the court of public opinion, Osborn plays with that to cement his place as the new darling while eventually painting Stark as a corrupt fugitive and traitor, now wanted by the law. Behind the scenes, of course, Osborn and his cronies and ignoring the law to tear Stark Enterprises apart and gain all the technology and data they can. Pepper Potts is left to run what is left of the company (or more likely, be the one Stark trusts to pull the plug on his family's company), while Maria Hill and Stark share a brief bout of casual sex before being on the run again. Potts finds some Iron Woman armor left for her, and Stark grabs one of his HEROES RETURN armor's from the late 90's as Hill is forced to blow up his armory.

Not everyone likes the Zeke Stane arc, but it helped frame this arc. It reminded people that Stark's biggest fear is his own technology being used to harm people by those with less morals or withstraint than him. Osborn is a big walking bucket of pumpkin crazy, and he is inside Stark made armor. Stark rose too high, and the fall from heaven is always tough. Also, the guy was a dip**** in CW, and karma is a bear. But while the circumstances of Osborn rising to power make no sense outside the WWE, the effects of it have at least crafted some good stories and directions.

Now, the art. Larroca, at the very least, isn't drawing Hollywood stars like he was in NEWUNIVERSAL. That said, once upon a time he was a gifted artist who didn't need to rely on the attempt at photorealism, and it is a shame that he has gone that route. He is excellent with armor and some of the action sequences, but sometimes his human models need work, and one can tell D'Armata's colors, well, deserve to be creditted on the cover. Still, I don't dislike it as much as some other people do. It just is a shame that Larroca has altered his style from when he was doing great art for terrible Claremont stories in X-Books. Now he is with better writers but his art doesn't feel as unique as it used to be.

Stark has, of coure, been thrown out of his company and been a fugitive before. But it has been a while and Fraction so far is doing a good job with that sort of story. He has almost gotten me to become more sympathetic for Maria Hill, which is something Bendis never managed while writing her near exclusively for years. Next issue has a cover with Iron Man fighting War Machine, and I wonder how that will go. Is War Machine a crony for the government now?

At any rate, DARK REIGN has been a real creative shot in the arm, or something, for this title.

X-MEN FIRST CLASS: FINALS #1: While solicted as a 4 issue mini, the header doesn't note the book's status as a limited series. This series, written by Jeff Parker and often drawn by Cruz, has been an odd animal. It seeks to be a part of the Marvel 616 continuity, but certain stories, like the Man-Thing one, clearly clash with that. It began life as an 8 issue mini, before becoming an ongoing for about 16 issues. Now after another "annual", it is a 4 issue mini again. It sells well by MARVEL ADVENTURES standards and has inspired Marvel to give Wolverine some "first class" books, because they decided that there were too few Wolverine books in the world.

In theory, X-MEN: FIRST CLASS is another series about the adventures of the founding five X-Men. In practice, it often is Classic X-Men Team-Up, with most of the plots revolving around team-up's with various figures in Marvel. The Fantastic Four. Thor. Man-Thing. Machine Man. Medusa. Human Torch. Doctor Strange. Hulk. Gorilla-Man. And so on. It works in a way; these stories are all in the past, so obviously nothing TOO major can happen, and it keeps the tone of the book focused on light adventure stories, something the X-Men haven't majored with for, oh, about 30 years. It also has sought to update some of the cornball details of the 60's X-Men. For example, the old beatnik coffee joint Coffee A-Go-Go is now Coffee @ Go Go and is more updated for the modern Grenwich Village (or at least such a shop that could have existed in 1996 or so, if all of this is "13 years ago" in Marvel time). The only downer is when there is an odd pop culture reference that doesn't fit, like mentions of an X-Box, continuity hiccups with the Silver Age, and the fact that the array of team-up's usually have little to say about the X-Men as characters. There have of course been exceptional issues to this run, though.

The book averages about Top 135 sales, around where some Image books sell, and outsells most of the MA line. It also is probably selling alright in digest, which is why Marvel has chosen not to cancel the series outright, but at least print fewer issues at a higher price. Plus, they can't resist a good relaunch; be lucky this wasn't titled NEW X-MEN: FIRST CLASS: FINALS.

This story, as the title suggests, takes place around when the X-Men were "graduating" from Xavier's school in their late teen's and early 20's. As such they all have their distinctive costumes. Seeing Cyclops in that suit especially reminds one how little he has changed his basic outfit over the years (unless you count a leather jacket as change). It is firmly connected to the continuity of the cancelled ongoing, as the ending suggests. It also does not feature a team-up, which at this stage is rare. It begins with Hank, Scott, Bobby, and Warren ending up in Jean's "dreamworld" as a sign of her budding psychic potential. While they also have some fun, and learn that Jean clearly shares Scott's feelings for her, they also see a sign of her pressure to protect them from their enemies. Once awake, they go through an intense Danger Room exercise as part of their "finals", fighting durable imitations of a Sentinel, the Living Diamond, and Grotesk. After managing to defeat them, and after about 100 too many uses of the word "duece" by Iceman, the gang runs afoul of a hideous mutant named Fredrich, who has a history with Scott.

If you needed a few minutes to figure out where he came from, you're not alone. Fredrich came from X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #10, of the ongoing. The one with the John Romita Jr. cover of Cyclops. Scott was the only X-Man not suffering from food poisoning so Xavier sent him to investigate some kidnappings. Turns out a radioactive mutant named Fredrich had kidnapped people he blamed for his father's death and his condition, but the mine was unstable and the hostages were on the brink of death. Cyclops stopped them and seemingly buried Fredrich alive. His powers were typical of some evil mutants from the Silver Age; powerful by obligation and enhanced by radiation, like Living Diamond. Fred was super-strong, fast, psychic, and could kill with a burning touch. It was one of the few XM:FC issues that didn't have a team up and came close to being a personal story, of Cyclops overcoming adversity. I reread the issue last night and was surprised of it's quality alongside it's simplicity.

As such, Fredrich returning is a worthy cliffhanger and will make the next issue very interesting. He was deranged and jealous of Cyclops' friends, and it will be interesting seeing him battle the rest of the X-Men. If these "finals" result in less aimless team ups and more character focus from Parker, all the better. The dialogue was fun as always, although the "duece" bit got very old, like that one joke in every episode of FAMILY GUY they run into the ground within 5 minutes. It always is a different joke, but they always do it. Aside for that, it was all aces; the rare light book in the X-library.

But, if you want to boost Jeff Parker, don't only buy this book. Buy AGENTS OF ATLAS!
 
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Aside for that, it was all aces; the rare light book in the X-library.
You mean it was all deuces!

*high five*
 
You mean it was all deuces!

*high five*
Damn the Comic Book section of the Hype is getting its hack 80s comedian on in style tonight! Just like my wife! Amiright! Amirightamiright! Amiright!
 
Damn the Comic Book section of the Hype is getting its hack 80s comedian on in style tonight! Just like my wife! Amiright! Amirightamiright! Amiright!
I was just quoting Iceman from that issue. He left himself wide open for that one.

Like a vagina!
*high five*




Okay, I'm gonna stop before Kyle Cease calls his lawyer and sizzues. (that's rap for sues)
 
I was just quoting Iceman from that issue. He left himself wide open for that one.

Like a vagina!
*high five*




Okay, I'm gonna stop before Kyle Cease calls his lawyer and sizzues. (that's rap for sues)
No sweat n****! (It's OK, I can say that because I'm white and the racist power structure allows me to be pretty much openly racist and not face serious repercussions for it as long as I'm circumspect and do it with "irony" when I'm in public!)
 
Invincible Iron Man #10

I keep going back and forth on this book. I think a lot of the critical acclaim it gets is really overblown, but it’s a decent book, and, at this point, it comes as close to being the primary story in “Dark Reign” as any other book. The broader story arc sees Norman Osborn remake himself into an Iron Man-ish figure, and he’s even got his own Pepper Potts, Victoria Hand; seeing them go up against the original articles (and Maria Hill) is fun. Fraction’s initiating another “Tony loses all his money and company and has to rebuild it from the ground-up” cycle, which has happened at least twice, by my count, so I’ll be interested if there’s any variation in this one (Fraction’s run on Iron Fist had the title character convert his whole company into a charity, which hopefully isn’t where this is going, but then, Tony’s always been very much about the company, whereas with Danny it was kind of an incongruous aspect of they mythos). On the art side, Larocca’s new rendering of Pepper Potts is a lot better than the Nicole Kidman-ish model he previously used, but the art continues to be the weakest element of this book. He draws a good armour, but the people are problematic. This new arc is moving away from one of my problems with the first, overly replicating the setup of the movie, which is good, though I’m still not sure about what Fraction is doing with Pepper (turning her into Tony’s love interest again without any acknowledgements of Happy’s death, and now giving her a suit of powered armour). That said, I’m interested to see where this goes next (particularly, Hill meeting Captain America).

I always enjoy your reviews Canada. But you really hit it head on with my own grips with the series.

The Pepper/Tony romance just plan irks me. Yeah I know, it's been done to jump on the movies popularity but it makes Tony seem like a bigger jerk than he's ever been. Making moves on your dead friends wife. That’s got to be a new low for Tony.

My other niggle is Fractions habit of using ‘The Iron Man" to describe the armor. I mean, yes Iron Man is a suit of armor but it's not a vehicle Fraction's it's an identity!
 
I always enjoy your reviews Canada. But you really hit it head on with my own grips with the series.

The Pepper/Tony romance just plan irks me. Yeah I know, it's been done to jump on the movies popularity but it makes Tony seem like a bigger jerk than he's ever been. Making moves on your dead friends wife. That’s got to be a new low for Tony.

My other niggle is Fractions habit of using ‘The Iron Man" to describe the armor. I mean, yes Iron Man is a suit of armor but it's not a vehicle Fraction's it's an identity!

Don't forget that Fraction had Pepper make out with Henry in the Order. I say its more likely that Fraction thinks Pepper is a dirty ***** ;) than Tony doing what Tony always does, and that's get the ladies.
 
Don't forget that Fraction had Pepper make out with Henry in the Order. I say its more likely that Fraction thinks Pepper is a dirty ***** ;) than Tony doing what Tony always does, and that's get the ladies.
Is this really why they killed Happy? Did they kill him to do this?
 
I think they probably killed him to show the hefty toll that Civil War took even on Tony. Although, the Pepper/Tony romance was brought to mainstream attention by the movie shortly afterward...
 
I just caught up on my reading of two pretty good titles. The Magneto mini just wrapped up, and even though you don't get to see him use his mutant powers once in this series, it's not so much about Magneto than about giving readers a history lesson on the atrocities commited by the Nazis to the Jewish people. This is a powerful mini that mixes in many facts, especially in the final two issues, when Magneto is a young teen in a concentration camp. In a time where we tend to see about 4 Holocaust movies at the end of each year, it's cool to see it appear in comics, and Claremont did a great job of creating this piece of history in Magneto's character over 30 years ago.

Reflecting on another war, Haunted Tank's first three issues have been amazing! This humorous take on war in Iraq does an excellent job of confronting race relations and the use of racist jargon throughout the years. Seeing the confederate soldier, Jeb Stuart, being forced to fight alongside a black relation really creates a great dynamic between the two characters. It also makes you see Jeb in a totally different light than when I read a few of the Haunted Tank comics in the 70's.
 
Dudes, Tony was once dating the Wasp before the ink on her divorce from Hank Pym (his mentally challenged "friend") was even dry. Considering the tension that Potts had with Stark/Iron Man before she settled with Hogan, it makes some degree of sense that without him, they might have tension on rebound status.

Not that it matters, because Tony was necking with Maria this issue anyway.

It still isn't as bad as Cyclops making it with Frost on Jean Grey's grave. Nothing like getting to first base with the mistress you cheated on your wife with on beside your wife's tombstone (especially considering Jean was his longtime friend and teammate before she became his first love). That's downright Superdickery. Add that to the fact that the only reason Scott bothered to marry and have a kid with Maddie Pryor was because she looked exactly like Jean did (being a clone and all), then promptly abandoned both for months when Jean returned so he could found X-Factor, and I don't think Stark is the only cad at Marvel.

Remember, Marvel's modus operandi for at least 30 years was to keep many of their heroes as bachelors. Several generations of old men unable to have or write mature relationships with women produces these sort of things.
 
...Jean made him do it.
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...Jean made him do it.
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Abandon his wife or cheat on her with Frost? Sometimes my X-memory gets fuzzy.

Anyway, while I agree Tony was moving on Potts AWFUL fast, but there was a movie, and the two were long time friends for ages, and there was that romantic tension before Potts got serious with Hogun. It isn't quite as unrealistic as Tony pretty much waiting for Janet the moment she dumped Pym (that black eye was barely healed). Talk about being vulnerable!

I mean, Ultra-Girl was OBVIOUSLY a rebound for Justice after his long term engagement to Angelica was terminated, and hardly anyone complains about that.

My point is that it isn't the worst of Tony's cad behavior, and that cad behavior is typical with many Marvel heroes.
 
Sometimes my X-memory gets fuzzy.
Common problem. The other day I could have sworn I remembered the cause of Colossus' death being Hank's tertiary mutation which was caused by Professor Xavier's dark side, as written by Jim Shooter.
 
First base on her grave. Originally Scott left Emma standing there, but Jean was like **** that noise and so he didn't.
 
No, Jean went back in time and forced Scott to "live" and move on. He could've easily taken the make-out session over by a few feet.
 
Common problem. The other day I could have sworn I remembered the cause of Colossus' death being Hank's tertiary mutation which was caused by Professor Xavier's dark side, as written by Jim Shooter.

Colossus' death was due to needing some sort of casualty to end the long-lingering Legacy Virus plot. He was only dead for 4 years before Joss Whedon brought him back in a very well handled story, and then promptly did nothing with him.

First base on her grave. Originally Scott left Emma standing there, but Jean was like "**** that noise" and so he didn't.

Jean FORCED Scott to make out with Frost from DEATH? On her VERY GRAVE!?

That's messed up.

Honestly, Scott has spent too much time dating psychics. That was probably why I was one of the few people who actually liked that brief period when he was dating Colleen Wing from the Daughters of the Dragon (since Claremont was also writing POWER MAN & IRON FIST back in the day). She was that one break in the chain.
 
No, Jean went back in time and forced Scott to "live" and move on. He could've easily taken the make-out session over by a few feet.
Maybe she wanted to watch. You don't know.
 
Colossus' death was due to needing some sort of casualty to end the long-lingering Legacy Virus plot. He was only dead for 4 years before Joss Whedon brought him back in a very well handled story, and then promptly did nothing with him.
Yeah, I was just making a funny...
 
Decent issue of Iron Man, although like someone else said, I'm tired of Marvel just sticking boobs on a superhero/villian. The IronWoman armor made me cringe, especially with another from this week's Black Panther (which I haven't read yet).

Dead Irons #1 grab my interest with the awesome Jae Lee cover. The story wasn't half bad either. It's billed as a "supernatural western," and while Western-style comics are popping up as fast as Zombie comics, I enjoyed what I read. I'll definitely pick up issue #2 when it comes out.

Bang! Tango #1, though, was a title I won't pick up a second issue of. This mixture of "Criminal" and "Dancing With The Stars" just fell flat. But, that's Vertigo..it seems either I love a book or hate it.

I did read the final issue of The Sandman: The Dream Hunters #4, and must say I'm a bit disappointed. It's not that it was a bad story; but, after the long wait for a new Sandman tale, this wasn't that impressive.

I usually keep away from the DDP titles, as I haven't been that impressed with what I've read thus far; but, I Am Legion #1 was pretty damn good. Another supernatural comic, but unlike Dead Irons, this doesn't deal with Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves...this deals with transfering your soul into someone else's body. And, it's not a western, this is a WWII adventure, chock full of Nazis. In the end, this title is more satisfying than Dead Irons, simply because it's more complex and deep.
 
Morrison actually writes Jean as being happy that Scott is "living" with the mistress he cheated with her on, and is about to practically jump her on her tomb.

Morrison once gave an interview where he claimed he wrote Jean as his ex and Frost as his new lover. Can anyone tell? :p
 

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