Bought/Thought May 14th, 2008

The rest of my reviews. And yes, I did manage to track down...

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #1: Nearly every shop in Brooklyn was sold out of this by the end of Wednesday, which means it was majorly underordered or buzz is good for this series. Apparently there are more GOTG fans than we thought, or space heroes have cemented a small but steady audience. The space-hero-writin' tag-team of Abnett & Lanning (DnA) pen the story and Pelletier, fresh off runs on FANTASTIC FOUR and NOVA does the pencils, and he is really in his element here. A distinct cast of characters, aliens, wide epic looking backgrounds, and so on. The book takes place after ANNIHILATION CONQUEST (which, unlike some people, I actually liked, although it was hardly perfect) and acts as a sister-book to NOVA thus far.

Basically, Peter Quill/Starlord is still feeling responsible for the Phalanx invasion and wants to assemble a team of figures to stop threats before they arise and wipe out entire worlds like Ultron and Annihilus did. Rather than pull together ad-hoc teams last minute mid-crisis, Peter wants one already assembled and up to the task. With Nova being hesitant to rebuild the Corps due to safety and workload issues, Peter takes it upon himself. It helps that he has relationships with the survivors of his "Dirty Dozen" style team for the Kree; Mantis, Rocket, and a slowly regrowing Groot.

Nova suggests Gamora & Drax (even helping to recruit the former during a booty-call) and Phyla & Adam Warlock are pulled into the mix, and the team is assembled. Nova even hooks them up with Knowhere, which gets Cosmo the awesome psychic Commie space dog back on panel. All of the members talk about their mission ORDER/Reality TV style and it works (and has a logical reason). Adam Warlock is especially concerned about the now-strained fabric of reality, which can be the gateway to no end of horrors.

The team's first mission is against the Universal Church of Truth, who are following a new master and draining life-force from their followers to power their warships, and endanger one such rift in reality. The team 'ports in and tears through them, and has to push back an alternate-dimensional monster (basically what Dr. Strange would call a "Friday"), but barely gets time to regroup before there is another threat; a strangely icy structure, with Cap's shield within the ice?

DnA prove to be masters at their craft, nailing all of the characters well and getting things off and running quickly (no 6 issues to build a team, like OMEGA FLIGHT). Phyla, for her part, does less whining and thus is more likable, even if she's got less of an imagination than Hal Jordon (which is pretty bad, ye of the boxing glove). Adam Warlock is more together and knowledgable, and Drax, Gamora, and Rocket have some cool banter mid-battle. Mantis serves a support role and even there she almost steals the entire issue. The only groan was her stating the now obligatory "new team plotline", that is of a traitor. Cripes, a new team book can't even get 22 pages into issue #1 before they are betrayed from within, and it is getting very annoying. Even when it is done well. It is about the most overused team plotline in all of fiction, and while it seems inevitable, at least give us an issue or two before bringing it up.

With all the talk of time & reality being in danger, it naturally opens the door for some of the original GOTG to play a role, and while I never read any of that, I trust DnA to recap enough, as they usually do, that the readers understand the context to get the story. Because, really, no one likes to research a comic book they don't fully understand; they want to enjoy it on one read and DnA know this and try to be inclusive. It also seems to make it even more likely that Immortus or Kang is, or should, be the threat of a third epic crossover. I mean they're the same damn guy anyway (as is Scarlet Centurian and Iron Lad and Rama Tut), but you get the drift.

The issue delivers on all the positive buzz, bringing us great characters, art, and a fast pace. And some classic, quotable lines. The space genre is back, and it literally IS DnA. They may be stronger with writing characters than in writing epic events, which may be why AC was a collection of good characters and moments that didn't always gell as a whole, or why NOVA is reusing the body-jacking menace twice within about 6 months. But once they shore that bit up, they'll be unstoppable. Another hit from DnA and another good superhero team launch from Marvel this year.

THE LAST DEFENDERS #3: The first issue not working off of Giffen's co-plots or breakdowns, and Casey & Muniz maintain the pace seemlessly. It seems a little ropey next to stuff like CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13 or GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, but it is still a kinetic superhero romp that seems to try to channel the spirit of the Defenders by having a collection of B and C listers punch a threat for 22 pages.

Despite being ordered decommissioned by Iron Man, Nighthawk and She-Hulk team up to finish their mission, which was saving Kyle's old associate turned SHIELD agent Pennysworth from the Sons of the Serpent. The SOTS have created a "Madbomb" that they want to use to incite a race war across the country and is already starting to effect Kyle & Jen. Fortunately, they manage to destroy the base via some bombs that Pennysworth had planted and they all escape, although the new leader of the Serpents escapes to plot another day. Kyle accesses his base's computer for the last time before they officially pull the plug, and comes across another mission worthy of his potential. Left with no options, he turns to mercs.

Naturally, as shown by the cover, they are Paladin, Atlas, and Junta. The only one I was least familiar with was Junta, who was the gravity-controlling guy on THE CREW, and he seems to have a robot companion that talks to him in Spanish, but it all meshes well. U-Man and the Brand Corporation are trying to strip-mine some of Atlantis' resources and the ad-hoc Defenders (isn't nearly every team of Defenders ad-hoc?) put a stop to it, or at least try, before the newly empowered Krang shows up for blood.

On the side, Yandroth still plots and Hellstorm runs into Dr. Strange, out fighting Nightmare's flunkies despite hands that are still healing from, seemingly, being crushed by the Hulk from WORLD WAR HULK.

Muniz's art isn't any better or worse without Giffen's breakdowns, but as Colossus & Blazing Skull were the designs he struggled the most with, this issue seems better looking because he has more of a handle on the rest. It was fun watching Kyle assemble a squad and be so desperate to save "his" team, which is a character quirk. Still, after all the effort and discussion about the original four Casey selected, I will be a bit miffed if Skull and Colossus don't return to the squad. After all, the Defenders, despite what everyone seems to remember, did have years worth of material with somewhat "stable" rosters, and Carey tried to convince us so much about the four he selected. Hopefully they will be back.

The Yandroth/Hellstorm thing is moving at a snail's pace, but fortunately there are other things going on in the book to keep things moving so the wait isn't as noticed. But it is noticed in general. As a mini, though, I have faith that it is leading somewhere concrete. Yandroth perhaps making his own version of the core Defenders, with Hellstorm = Strange and Krang = Namor so far. And I still like that things are not grim in tone, even when potentially grim things happen (dead agents, Kyle losing his team, etc.).

So far, though, Colossus has done nothing, and it is looking like another wasted chance for one of Marvel's most underwhelming tanker characters. It is a damn shame, because there is more to him than throwing Wolverine at stuff. It is on Casey to prove me wrong with the next 3 issues. People complain about JMS' slow pace on THOR but he showcased how awesome Thor is very quickly on that book. Still, next to the other hero team launches this week, THE LAST DEFENDERS has lost some of it's polish. Still, it is a note to the older school of doing superhero stories before the decompressed bleak parades of the Ultimate line took over the company, and it is appreciated. Plus, Kyle is still likable to me, which is most of the battle.

THE TWELVE #5: Unlike THOR, which sometimes stumbles with JMS' pace, this book thrives on it because it allows a gaggle of characters to get focus. Even if a few are naturally rising to the fore as the stars, and others the support.

As the cover suggests, The Witness gets some focus as his origin is told. An ex-cop who had his career ruined after an ignorant impulsive action, he was mystically (?) given the power to "witness" select people about to die; he has time to determine whether they are truly innocent, and must be saved, or if they are guilty, and must die. It sounds like a very weakened version of The Specter. In this issue he has a conversation with a buxom diner waitress before being Witness to an old man's death (but he was an ex-Nazi, so it is okay). Blue Blade gets his flamboyant show on TV and Dynamic Man finally pushes Capt. Wonder's buttons and reveals why he has a face-forward demeanor. The world of the future isn't what was promised 60 years ago, and the only way to cope is to just keep busy. At least to those who don't appreciate the positives (D.M. is a closet racist, anyway). But in a way it does represent that culture clash, how the optimistic predictions of "the greatest generation" have been widely off the mark in many areas. Laughing Mask is also arrested for "the crime of murder" (which is mentioned that way, twice, and it sort of seemed amusing to me. Like how Thunderbolt Ross keeps saying, "for the rest of your natural life" in 2003's HULK).

The series offers a good look at old school heroes confronting new world realities and all having different reactions to both that and what is left of their lives. Weston's art is fitting as usual and while this book is loosely connected to the rest of the line with the mention of hero registration and all, it is really meant to stand alone for now. Hopefully, though, whichever heroes are left will show up again, because Marvel has long lacked a JSA counterpart, and I think could use one. This is the best shot at forging one with a solid foundation.
 
Amazing Spider-Man #559 - I am not really liking BND that much, but this was a pretty good issue. I loved the art and it was really fun seeing Peter taking paparrazi pictures. 4/5

Captain Britain and MI:13 #1 - This was definitely my favourite issue I read this week, it was just great. I wasn't sure how good Secret Invasion Tie-Ins would be without Bendis, but this was great. 4.5/5

Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four #1 - It was a decent story, really liked Kitson's art. I didn't enjoy this quite as much as the other Secret Invasion tie-in this week, but it was good enough for me. 4/5

Thunderbolts #120 - Thunderbolts is my favourite title and Green Goblin is my favourite villain, so I was expecting this issue to be amazing. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would, but it was really good anyways. 4/5

Also bought Marvel Spotlight: Incredible Hulk
 
Egads, what did I read?

Captain Britain is definitely sooo far superior to New Excalibur, that it made me probably appreciate the book more than I normally would have. Plus, count me as one of the people who read Wisdom, and hated it. This makes up for both those other titles. And, it's a good tie-in without being too much of a tie-in.

Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four seems like it will be a great mini. I enjoyed it more than anything from Secret Invasion I've read so far. (And, I haven't been that much of a fan of the first two issues on the mini.) Love seeing Lyja back, even though I don't like the idea of her now being a bad guy.

Thunderbolts was alright. God, am I the only one bored with this title? I just want this New Thunderbolts version to be done and over with. At least it looks like that might be happening. The delays are too long, and the idea of this group still ridiculous.

Amazing Spider-Man is my favorite title this week (that I've read) so far. I just haven't read a lot, though. I love, love, love Slott on Spidey. I just hate having to wait 4 months to read another one of his installments. This issue is everything I love about Spidey, and the new villians are fantastic. A great writer can do marvels with a character.

Walking Dead suddenly is going in a complete different direction. Are we down to one or two characters from that whole group??!!?? And, did one of the main characters just die in the end???? Nobody is safe in this title, and that's what makes it the BEST zombie comic ever.

Lots of stuff I'm reading already came out the previous weeks, I'm so behind in my reading.

Young X-Men is complete garbage. How heartbreaking that such a fantastic title, as New X-Men, has been reduced to this piece of crap. Marvel should be embarassed for getting so many of us excited about Messiah Complex, only to have the main titles be treated so badly afterwards.

X-Force is at least pretty exciting. I love the return of all of those villians. Still, I wish Wolfsbane would have stayed with X-Factor, especially since Peter David said that character was taken away from him by the higher-ups.
 
Captain Britain and MI-13 #1
Finally! I had to wait two days, but I finally got my copy. It was pretty awesome. I'm not happy at all about Pete Wisdom being the focus of the book, since I hate that smarmy little bastard, but Captain Britain, Spitfire, and especially the Black Knight make up for it. Captain Britain and Pete Wisdom's interaction was nice. I'm glad they buried the hatchet a bit, and the fact that Captain Britain is refocusing himself to be the shining example of British heroism sounds like an intriguing direction. I was a bit sad to see the team didn't fully come together, but I'm sure Faiza and Dane will be officially inducted into 13 soon enough.

Ah, Dane. Not too keen on his new look, to be honest, and I hate the energy shield, especially since he's got the perfectly good and highly neglected Shield of Night still. Also not keen on his trading in Strider for a motorcycle. Why bother with some stupid motorcycle when you've got a horse that can break the ****ing sound barrier? Still, it's good to see him at all, and I like that he's consciously creating a new persona to himself to try and stave off the effects of the Ebony Blade. As much as I liked the Heroes for Hire Avalonian gear, I did miss the constant sense of danger that came with his wielding the Ebony Blade.

Anyway, overall it was a very good first issue. I'm not as enthusiastic about this team straight off the bat as I was for the Guardians of the Galaxy, but they definitely have potential to be good. I'm very curious to see what Faiza's power will be, and I'm hoping we get an explanation about Spitfire's condition soon. I'd say I hope we get to see those changes in Dane I mentioned, but I know that ain't happening. All in all, I was content with the first issue if not entirely blown away.

Wolverine #65
Bwuh? Really, it just... ended like that? After a fantastic cat-and-mouse arc between Wolverine and Mystique, I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed in Aaron's ending. It's such a standard, comic bookish ending--"You're gonna die now, Mystique! Only, I'm not gonna kill you, I'm gonna drop a gun here in case you get a hankerin' for suicide and let you bleed out while I turn my back and give you every bloody opportunity under the sun to survive and come back in the standard 6 to 12 issues." Blurgh.

Still, the flashback stuff was compelling and Garney's art was orgasmic, as usual. I'm really looking forward to Skaar now for my next Garney fix.
 
Wolverine #65
Well I got to say Aaron is currently one of my favorite writers.Everything he has done until now is solid.This has been my favorite wolverine story in a long time and while I'll at least get the first issue I kinda worry what Miller is gonna be doing on the book.Anyway we get a little surprise in the flashbacks and as Corp said a little bit of a generic ending.But really so Many X-villains have died recently that they have to keep the possibility of at least one coming back.Overall though I loved this story and Aaron should be the ongoing writer.Oh and Garney kicked all kinds of ass.
 
Thunderbolts was alright. God, am I the only one bored with this title? I just want this New Thunderbolts version to be done and over with. At least it looks like that might be happening. The delays are too long, and the idea of this group still ridiculous.

You have no soul.
 
Well, the idea of gleefully using supervillains to police superheroes without any thought to the potential for things going wrong is pretty ridiculous.
 
I never understood how with all the diabolical things Norman Osborn has done, that the government would allow and trust him to run his own super-team. Is there no more justice in the world?
 
Dread, You really should be paid to do reviews.

good stuff.

Thanks. :D

Captain Britain and MI-13 #1
Ah, Dane. Not too keen on his new look, to be honest, and I hate the energy shield, especially since he's got the perfectly good and highly neglected Shield of Night still. Also not keen on his trading in Strider for a motorcycle. Why bother with some stupid motorcycle when you've got a horse that can break the ****ing sound barrier? Still, it's good to see him at all, and I like that he's consciously creating a new persona to himself to try and stave off the effects of the Ebony Blade. As much as I liked the Heroes for Hire Avalonian gear, I did miss the constant sense of danger that came with his wielding the Ebony Blade.

I do agree that I miss his Avalon stuff. I liked his mystical enchantments from H4H and it is a shame they have been forgotten. Oh, well.

Well, the idea of gleefully using supervillains to police superheroes without any thought to the potential for things going wrong is pretty ridiculous.

To be fair, Marvel's government has done this quite a few times before. Remember Freedom Force?

I never understood how with all the diabolical things Norman Osborn has done, that the government would allow and trust him to run his own super-team. Is there no more justice in the world?

Pfft, the Eddie Brock Venom outright murdered several police officers and prison guards, and by about 1997-1998, he had been made a government agent (albeit briefly). The Marvel Fed has always been willing to extend a million and one chances to any maniac in a costume who "promises" to act as a soldier for them, yet is eager to arrest any genuine hero at a moment's notice. 616 are full of ungrateful bastards. :p
 
What about the old Freedom Force?

Guys like Pyro, Blob and Avalanche (a personal fav of mine)

were no saints either..
 
I do agree that I miss his Avalon stuff. I liked his mystical enchantments from H4H and it is a shame they have been forgotten. Oh, well.
It probably wouldn't be as annoying to me if it didn't feel like Cornell was going out of his way to not use those things. Especially in Strider's case. Given Strider's abilities to fly, to mystically protect his rider from any sort of environment (Dane rode him underwater, even), to be summoned to Dane with a mere thought, and to break the bloody sound barrier, there's absolutely no advantage to using a motorcycle instead. A motorcycle's not even cooler; anyone can buy a motorcycle, but how many guys can say they have their own flying horse? Dane, Valkyrie (although it's actually one of Dane's old ones), the Asgardians, and that's about it. :o
 
What about the old Freedom Force?

Guys like Pyro, Blob and Avalanche (a personal fav of mine)

were no saints either..

Neither was Mystique, who'd killed who knows how many people by that point. Naturally, that was why I mentioned Freedom Force. The Eddie Brock Venom was made a government agent, and he'd murdered a few cops & prison guards. It goes on and on.

It probably wouldn't be as annoying to me if it didn't feel like Cornell was going out of his way to not use those things. Especially in Strider's case. Given Strider's abilities to fly, to mystically protect his rider from any sort of environment (Dane rode him underwater, even), to be summoned to Dane with a mere thought, and to break the bloody sound barrier, there's absolutely no advantage to using a motorcycle instead. A motorcycle's not even cooler; anyone can buy a motorcycle, but how many guys can say they have their own flying horse? Dane, Valkyrie (although it's actually one of Dane's old ones), the Asgardians, and that's about it. :o

Valkyrie's horse was killed and ground to hamburger meat by Al Kravenoff in PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL, FYI.

That was the problem I immediately thought when I saw the preview pics of Dane in that leather jacket & jeans; that Cornell was trying to make him "cool" by making him more "street level", which, frankly, I have seen too much of sometimes during the Joe Q era. Anyone who thinks a character needs to be "street level" to be awesome obviously hasn't read good stuff like NOVA, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, ANNIHILATION, etc. Perhaps it is being done so Dane seems "different" compared to Brian Braddock's mystical connections (which have apparently rubbed off on Pete Wisdom a little), but that is little excuse.

Cornell is going for an "Indiana Jones" feel for Dane, and that is alright, so long as Dane doesn't abandon stuff that logically would make more sense to use, at least when it counts. Hopefully it is also remembered that Dane isn't just a "magic knight guy", he has scientific skills on par with making techno-gadgets and breeding genetically enhanced creatures.
 
Oh yeah, poor Valinor. :(

Anyway, in the end, it's all just minor cosmetic stuff. We're lucky to have Dane as a major part of what looks to be a great comic with a well written, logical extension of his established personality. It's not perfect, but what is in life?
 
Oh yeah, poor Valinor. :(

Anyway, in the end, it's all just minor cosmetic stuff. We're lucky to have Dane as a major part of what looks to be a great comic with a well written, logical extension of his established personality. It's not perfect, but what is in life?

True. Presuming of course this book sells well enough to last beyond issue #12. I usually am wary of how many books starring B-Listers by a creative team that isn't that "hot" will sell long term. Quite a few of such books tanked.
 
Hey, 12 issues would be solid. As I was reading the first issue, I kept thinking, "This is not something the masses would be interested in." I'm actually bracing myself for it to get canceled after its first arc is done, so anything past #6 will be a blessing to me.
 
True. Presuming of course this book sells well enough to last beyond issue #12. I usually am wary of how many books starring B-Listers by a creative team that isn't that "hot" will sell long term. Quite a few of such books tanked.

Is Cornell really not "hot"? As someone who stays out of comics for the most part, the name "Paul Cornell" is much, MUCH more likely to bring me in than "Brian Michael Bendis" or "Mark Millar." Things like "Human Nature/The Family of Blood" are masterpieces among the genre and have got millions of viewers over in the UK, as well as being up for a Hugo Award. If he's not "hot," then I shudder to think what modern comics consider "hot."
 
Yeah, but it's an American comic. How many Americans do you know who could give you a litany of Cornell's TV work off the top of their head? There's like me, a couple other American Doctor Who fans around here, and that's about it.
 
Hey, 12 issues would be solid. As I was reading the first issue, I kept thinking, "This is not something the masses would be interested in." I'm actually bracing myself for it to get canceled after its first arc is done, so anything past #6 will be a blessing to me.

I got that vibe, too.

Is Cornell really not "hot"? As someone who stays out of comics for the most part, the name "Paul Cornell" is much, MUCH more likely to bring me in than "Brian Michael Bendis" or "Mark Millar." Things like "Human Nature/The Family of Blood" are masterpieces among the genre and have got millions of viewers over in the UK, as well as being up for a Hugo Award. If he's not "hot," then I shudder to think what modern comics consider "hot."

Yeah, but it's an American comic. How many Americans do you know who could give you a litany of Cornell's TV work off the top of their head? There's like me, a couple other American Doctor Who fans around here, and that's about it.

Yeah, Cornell is big in the U.K., but in America the average fan probably doesn't know who he is. With the economy slowing and comic sales down from the "high" of CW, at the very least sales expectations may be lowering to a reasonable level. I mean, NEW WARRIORS is hardly on fire in terms of sales and yet it will survive past issue #12.
 
Yeah, given that neither Cornell nor Kirk (unfortunately) are big names and that CB&MI-13 is kicking off with a major event tie-in, I think Marvel's already got fairly low expectations for its sales. That should hopefully allow it to just meet its minimum and continue on for a while.
 
Yeah, given that neither Cornell nor Kirk (unfortunately) are big names and that CB&MI-13 is kicking off with a major event tie-in, I think Marvel's already got fairly low expectations for its sales. That should hopefully allow it to just meet its minimum and continue on for a while.

As I noted in my review, Marvel has watched series launched during THE INITIATIVE high dwindle afterwards in terms of sales. THE ORDER had a solid Top 50 debut and then sank like a stone. I'd argue the only new series launched under the CW/Initiative banner that has done the best, are A:TI and PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL. Even second-fiddle books like MOON KNIGHT have taken a dive since.

But, because comics seem to have so few new ideas, they're stuck with the same model. So I expect the first issue to sell in the Top 50 and then lose about 5k a month after. The market has made me bitter. But I'll enjoy it while it lasts. :up:
 
Starting with an event tie-in I see as an attempt to boost the audience and tie the series more into the whole Marvel Universe than New Excalibur was (which was basically a Claremont niche title). Now, this isn't a potential blockbuster, but I think it's got a good shot at building a consistent, reasonable audience (regardless, enjoy it while it lasts).
 
Man. Remember when books like Excalibur could run for over 100 issues? I miss those days. :(
 
Starting with an event tie-in I see as an attempt to boost the audience and tie the series more into the whole Marvel Universe than New Excalibur was (which was basically a Claremont niche title). Now, this isn't a potential blockbuster, but I think it's got a good shot at building a consistent, reasonable audience (regardless, enjoy it while it lasts).

It has a chance, sure, and you have a point, a "niche Claremont book" hasn't been beyond 25-30k for a while now. It at least is more accessable than WISDOM was.

Man. Remember when books like Excalibur could run for over 100 issues? I miss those days. :(

That was during the 90's, when even books like SLEEPWALKER could last for over two years. And EXCALIBUR towards the end just hung around for crossovers. The market is more hostile now, more punishing of smaller books. Hell, nowadays, CABLE & DEADPOOL was a milestone for lasting 50 issues.
 

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