Bought/Thought May 29th, 2008

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Giant-Size Astonishing X-Men #1

Well, it’s finally over. Some four years ago, a young lad ventured into The Comic Hunter in Charlottetown and picked up a copy of Joss Whedon’s first issue of Astonishing X-Men, attracted by his enjoyment of Whedon’s TV work and the 90s X-Men TAS; this eventually led, four years later, to him buying some 20+ titles a month, with three shelves of trade paperbacks and hardcovers. However, while my comic habit grew, my interest in this series has waned drastically; the first arc was fantastic; the second less so, though I don’t actively dislike it the way many people do; the third kicked off brilliantly, including #14, one of my all-time favourite comics, but dragged towards the end, and by the time "Unstoppable" started I was basically buying it out of obligation (and given how infrequently it comes out, it isn’t exactly a big investment). So here’s the big finale, and astute fans called the resolution more or less as soon as the last issue came out; there are the cute and amusing details that you expect from Whedon, but the whole thing is incredibly predictable; and, even then, Whedon ends with Kitty’s fate totally up in the air, for some future writer to resolve. I do like the setup for future interaction between Beast and Agent Brand, and, as I said, it’s very entertaining on a basic level, but my enthusiasm for this series died a long time ago. IGN published four reviews of the book, three of which laughably overpraise this issue, and Whedon’s run in general (one went so far as to call this the best run ever on the X-Men), and doubtless this will be Wizard’s Book of the Week, but whatever.

Fables #73

Well, the war has arrived; this is another plot-heavy issue, narrated by Boy Blue, the glue holding the Fables’ operation together, since he teleports between the various factions carrying weapons. The Fables’ strategy to fight the Empire is pretty straightforward so far: bomb all the interworld gates to block transport, while simultaneously using Briar Rose to put the command centres in the imperial capital asleep at the wheel. There’s a feeling through this story that things are a bit too easy for the Fables, given how much the Empire has been built up, but next issue is where "the empire strikes back", so hopefully we’ll get some real drama then; now, this is a conflict that’s been building since issue 1, so maybe it was always going to underwhelm a bit, but, with #75 projected to totally revamp the series, I can’t escape the feeling that Willingham is rushing to get to the new status quo.

Green Lantern #31

Hal Jordan’s new origin story hits its third part, and its strongest part as well, as Hal, after briefly interacting with Carol and Hector Hammond (who was being a bit presumptuous in calling Carol his girl last issue), is whisked by the ring off to Oa, where he meets the familiar cast of characters: Tomar-Re, Killowog, some of the future Lost Lanterns, etc. He goes through basic training, scenes that are reasonably well-executed and entertaining (including Johns making fun of the whole "yellow" weakness, since Hal thinks the concept is ridiculous), and ends with the hook of having Ganthet send Sinestro to Earth to team up with Hal and investigate the death of Abin Sur; Atrocitus, meanwhile, is running rampage on Earth (and comes from "Sector 666", apparently). This is a far superior issue to the preceding two, and if this is a sign of the rest of this arc, it will be much more enjoyable.

Huntress: Year One #2

This is an interesting comic; it’s mostly well-written, with wonderful art by Cliff Richards (I’d love to see him on Birds of Prey when this is all over), but some of the scene transitions, both here and the in previous issue, are jarringly brief (in the previous issue, it was Helena going from her farm to Sal’s jail cell in Palermo in the space of a panel; here it’s her going from outside talking with Tony to finding her assaulted cousin in the space of a panel), and on occasion writer Ivory Madison pushes the feminist angle a bit too much (we get the whole "Pope Joan" nonsense, for example, and repeated comments about the roles of women in various Italian operas). Overall, though, quite a fun comic.

Ms. Marvel #27

The prelude to "Secret Invasion" concludes (only a week or so from Secret Invasion #3), and seems to signal another change in status quo, since Carol’s floating fortress home of the last year and a half gets blown to smithereens by one of the Skrulls she has captured (who isn’t nearly as helpless as she appeared last issue, pleasingly). The latter half of the issue is a prolonged examination of Carol’s psyche, which Reed has done a bit repetitively through this series: she has a serious inferiority complex and is plagued with self-doubt; she resolves that here (or doesn’t) by sleeping with Wonder Man; the next morning, they get the call that will take them into SI #1; SI #2 had her sent back to the mainland to rally the troops, which is presumably where the next tie-ins will pick up on. Guest art by Andre Coelho is good, for the most part, though his Ms. Marvel is sometimes a bit off in appearance; he’s got some very expressive faces, though.

Northlanders #6

Brian Wood’s enjoyable series continues on, approaching a climax; a subtle hint from the second issue pays off at the end of the issue, as an army of Saxons arrives; as Enna (Hunter’s Daughter) notes earlier in the issue, her people (the Celts) were once the inhabitants of the islands, before the Vikings arrived and conquered it, and now they face the threat of the Saxons doing the same to them; as the Normans will do later. There’s a lot of talk about group unity here; even Hakkar, Gorm’s chief goon, is a lot more civic-minded here than he’s been in previous appearances, offering solo combat in order to avoid bloodshed on a group level, though Sven refuses it. Sven’s old lover Thora returns briefly, in Sven’s offer concerning her is an interesting insight into a Viking warrior’s savage-seeming mercy. Gianfelice’s art continues to be very strong, conveying a lot of unpleasant images.

Thor #9

Another issue of JMS’ Thor, another unbelievably generic cover; seriously, none of these have anything to do with the contents of the issue, and yet, at the end of every issue, they have a wordless full-page "Next Month" promo of the next cover: next time, Thor stands with his hammer in the middle of the field of wheat! Cripes.

That rant aside, this is maybe the best issue of the series yet; the plot’s actually moving a tiny bit faster, and the quiet character interaction is a lot better since JMS mixes things up and includes a bunch more characters; quite frankly, his Thor has spent eight issues mostly engaging in the same repetitive philosophical argument each issue, though there was some good stuff in the last issue, and he doesn’t have a whole lot in the way of spark. The secondary Asgardians get a bit more freedom in terms of characterization, and it’s something of a refreshing change to see the issue mostly about Balder, Loki, newbie Asgardian Kelda, and token mortal dude Bill, who, despite generally seeming pretty clueless, seems primed to score some immortal action. The Bill/Kelda plot is good for some laughs, although I think JMS tends to overplay the differences between the groups a bit (the Asgardians don’t play basketball, but they surely have competitive games and some concept of keeping score, for example). The interaction between Loki and Balder is dramatically well-done; JMS builds on his ideas about Balder’s feelings about the arrival of Ragnarok, particularly contrasting his dual purposes as a mythical figure (he’s meant to fight against Ragnarok, but ultimately he’s fated to help bring it about), and the absence of purpose now that the cycle is broken (the idea that unlimited potential is pretty damn scary for people used to having their futures defined by myths is perceptive). Coipel’s art is good, but it’s really not worth the waits we’re getting for it these days.

Uncanny X-Men #498

On the subject of an X-Men title that doesn’t annoy the hell out of me, we have Ed Brubaker’s latest issue of Uncanny X-Men, with art by Mike Choi & Sonia Oback. Since "Messiah Complex" we’ve been following an interesting course, with Cyclops and Emma visiting San Francisco to investigate some enjoyably silly antics involving the town getting transformed into hippies, while Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Colossus get abducted by the Russian military and interrogated for information about M-Day; the Russians, perhaps rightfully, are very suspicious that all their special ops mutants lost their powers on M-Day, while the X-Men were mostly spared (indeed, the bulk of the remaining non-villain mutants are X-Men or affiliated with them). The X-Men refuse to give any info (I’m honestly not sure why, except maybe out of sheer spite, since it’s not like it’s worth anything), and, in the ensuing escape scene, come across Omega Red (in a continuity note reminiscent of older comics, Brubaker explains that after his arrest in Wolverine: Origins Russia pressured SHIELD to hand him over to them). Meanwhile, the "Goddess" is revealed to be Martinique Jason, the first Lady Mastermind, and the issue ends with the promise of Cyclops and Emma facing off against her hippified-X-thralls: "Frosty", "Lady Kitten", "Running Sun", and "Angel" (damn, uncreative hippies). All-in-all, this is just a good time. And, sigh, one more issue before Land arrives.

X-Force #4

I’ve been decidedly not sold on this title for the first three issues, particularly in comparison to Kyle & Yost’s work on New X-Men, but this issue was a big improvement, though, strangely, the team itself often seems a rather minor factor compared to the huge complement of villains that have been assembled (who, together, seem way out of these guys’ range, but K & Y are good with power-levels, so I’m sure the resolution will work). X-23 gets narration here, indeed, she frames the issue; up until now, the writers have been quite consistent in not letting us inside her head, even in her own miniseries. She seems to have regressed a bit in social skill since New X-Men, though that’s perhaps understandable. The writers continue to do a good job with Wolverine, bringing out his mix of self-loathing and idealism for other people (artist Crain continues to do rather bizarre things with his hairstyle, I must say); Warpath doesn’t do much this issue; Wolfsbane, meanwhile, does a lot, but none of it heroic, thanks to the Purifiers’ treatment of her. The biggest development is the potential return of Archangel; whether this is permanent or not, I don’t know, but in principle I wouldn’t object, because Angel fell into disuse after a decade or so of consistent use after he lost his metal wings; without them he’s got no offensive capability, and one of the more limiting types of flight-power. This is a big improvement for the series.

Young Avengers Presents #5

Cassie gets her issue, though she basically co-starred in the previous one too (far more than Speed co-starred with Wiccan, really), and it’s, eh, rather middling. Grevioux’s characterization works pretty well for the various characters, and Breitweiser’s art is very strong (though, as with most photoreal art, there are occasionaly moments that don’t work because of weird faces), but the premise on which Grevioux has framed the issue really causes problems. We all know that Cassie’s currently in the Initiative, rather than with the Young Avengers; there’s a ton of potential for drama there; I’ve played various potential stories about the conflicting duties through my head for months; how does Grevioux address the Initiative and its effect on the relationship of Cassie and her friends? He ignores it. Really. The Initiative is only obliquely referred to here, the events of Civil War not at all, and everyone is hanging out with each other and acting as if everything is hunky-dory. Huh?

Apart from that, Grevioux’s take on Cassie’s family works pretty well; he continues with the super-revisionist take on Cassie’s mom that acts as if she’s been in consistent presence in Cassie’s life the whole time, rather than abandoning her for years and years and then somehow getting custody, but that’s just staying a course someone else set; he actually tries to make her stepfather Blake a bit more than a cartoonishly evil stepparent, which is laudable.
 
I don’t know, but in principle I wouldn’t object, because Angel fell into disuse after a decade or so of consistent use after he lost his metal wings; without them he’s got no offensive capability, and one of the more limiting types of flight-power. This is a big improvement for the series.

I feel the main issue is to find a way to give him the metal wings back without making him all annoying and emo about it.
 
I haven't gotten this week's comics yet, but I did read Gargoyles: Bad Guys #2 and 3 last night and I had thoughts:
Dang, it's been over a year since this thread was last touched. Oh well, I read Gargoyles: Bad Guys #2 and 3 tonight and felt compelled to comment. This series is awesome. Like, beyond even the parent series, up there with some of the best episodes of the Gargoyles cartoon awesome. The premise is essentially that Robyn Canmore, the female Hunter from the last few episodes of Gargoyles season 2, is attempting to atone for her misdeeds by putting together a crack team of ex-villains to act as a proactive covert unit, taking down bad guys before they can do any damage. I know, it's been done about a hundred times in comics, but it's pretty unique to the Gargoyles universe, and it works surprisingly well.

Her team consists of herself, Dingo, Matrix, Yama (of the Japanese Gargoyle clan), and Fang (of Talon's underground mutates). It's plagued by many of the same problems as the main Gargoyles series--it's abso-frickin'-lutely ridiculous with its delays (first issue came out in November '07, second came out in April '08), and it's not colored, which still strikes me as an odd choice for a comic based on an animated TV series--but, with art from Karine Charlebois, it certainly looks much better than anything in the Gargoyles series (how David Hedgecock continues to get work is a mystery to me; is he Weisman's buddy or something?). The second issue looks like a bona fide, professional comic, which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for most of the Gargoyles series' issues.

The story is also great. I was skeptical about it at first, since I figured the villains in Gargoyles were never really as interesting as the Gargoyles themselves, but this series has done a great job of developing them into interesting characters in their own right. The issue with Robyn is the best so far, featuring her attempts to reconcile with her brothers, one of whom is trying to pull his life back together and the other of whom is utterly consumed by hatred for the Gargoyles. More than anything else, Gargoyles was always a show about the characters to me--relationships were established and we got to see them develop and change to an extent that we rarely do in American cartoons. Bad Guys features that same philosophy in spades, and it's all the more interesting for being done with characters about whom we knew relatively little. Unlike the Gargoyles themselves, these characters are mostly fresh territory, allowing Weisman to explore areas that he never could with the Gargoyles. What's more, this group is far from perfect. It's fun seeing them struggle against their very nature in some cases.

So, basically, if you're a Gargoyles fan and you're not reading Bad Guys for some reason, find the back issues. They're well worth your time. If you're anything like me, you'll quickly be wondering why they never got a stab at their own TV series.
 
I figured the villains in Gargoyles were never really as interesting as the Gargoyles themselves

What are you, high? The villains made that show.
 
Big villains like MacBeth, Demona, and Xanatos, maybe. But be honest: were you ever really all that interested in Dingo or Yama?

I guess, more accurately, I should've said Bad Guys takes some fairly third-string villains and catapults them to levels of depth normally reserved for the bigger villains and the Gargoyles themselves. The team presented in Bad Guys is fast becoming as complex and engaging as any of the main characters, which is a huge leap from their fairly humble beginnings as largely one-off villains.
 
Actually I felt Dingo had a fairly worthwhile character progression.

I guess, more accurately, I should've said Bad Guys takes some fairly third-string villains and catapults them to levels of depth normally reserved for the bigger villains and the Gargoyles themselves. The team presented in Bad Guys is fast becoming as complex and engaging as any of the main characters, which is a huge leap from their fairly humble beginnings as largely one-off villains.

But yeah, I can't argue with that.
 
Fair point. I liked the redemptive path Dingo went down after all the other Pack members were turned into psychotic freaks.
 
Planned on flipping through Batman this week, but I didn't see it. Final Crisis looked boring, and after really feeling burned by Infinite, I set it down. More money for Marvel.

Astonishing- PICK OF THE WEEK! Sometimes, I feel like the biggest problem with the X-Men is that there's so many characters and so much going on with so many titles that the impact is diluted. Whedon and Cassaday brought back the feeling of fun and excitement of the '80's X-Men. Don't get me wrong, the X-Books are great right now, but I'm gonna really miss this team. On one hand, we kind of knew how things were gonna end, but on the other, Whedon left them open enough that things can change. There was a lot to love with this issue. Spider-Man interacting with the other X-Men was great, as were the moments with Brand and Beast and Armor and Logan. Hopefully the latter two elements will be picked up by Ellis. 9/10

Daredevil- LOVED IT. One of Bru's best issues since the first arc. The art was great, the characters were perfect and the story was compelling (I'm on a courtroom high since I've been playing Phoenix Wright lately). I can already tell great things are coming from this arc. 9/10

New Avengers- I really liked this. It's nice to see where everything is starting to come together, and I'm glad Bendis didn't forget Ka-Zar and the rest. Also, maybe it's Ponsor's coloring, but Tan really seems to be improving. 8/10

X-Force- The big problem I had with this issue, is that a board member had an awesome theory about
Archangel
that turned out to be false. That was kind of a bummer. Anyway, Kyle and Yost really kept up the intensity. Quickly becoming one of my most anticipated reads. 8/10

Ultimate Spider-Man- "It kills me to say this, but she's an outstanding girlfriend". "So were you". ****! Bendis, get these two back together! Anyway, this was a really fun one issue tale. Nice to see the Shocker get some deeper characterization. 8/10

Young Avengers- Not bad, but definitely not as solid as the rest of this mini. The art is just alright, but I did like the premise. 6/10

Also bought Onslaught: Book 2. Sadly, the cover is a little roughed up. I hate spending that kind of money for something that doesn't look perfect, but I can't fault my LCS for Diamond's mistakes. I'll live with it.
 
My bought thoughts... yeah, probably spoilers ahead.

And with that, I think I really need to trim down my buying (and I've been saying it for months). I went in this week excited over the amount of comics I was looking forward to. I bought them, read them, and only a few really got my attention. I find myself more disappointed than not these days.

Astonishing X-Men - "Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead!" It's sad that this is what I think of when I think of this book and all the while reading it. The delays lead me to the point where I no longer cared about what was happening. I already knew Kitty doesn't make it back home due to it being spoiled in Uncanny X-Men. The continuity of the book is a joke. (Example... issue 13 takes place after Decimation and there are set students who remain. This issue had a group of misc. mutants that shouldnt be there unless it was previous to Decimation... etc.) Also add to the fact that apparently From issue 13 to now has to take place between "Blinded by the Light" I think it was called, and Messiah Complex due to Kitty's appearances, and that's a lot to show up and happen between the issues. Not really a continuity issue, but you'd think there'd be a mention or sign of sadness in MC about Kitty, but no.

Anyhow, all bitterness aside, the issue had its moment's, but like I said earlier, I just don't care. I liked Kitty's rescue, and Ords ultimate fate. Beast and Brand's final exchange was good and I hope something comes of that, but we'll see. I will say that Joss writes a rediculously unfunny Spider-Man. And it was funny watching Cassiday draw Reed and Sue, after just reading Planetary for the first time. People who've read it will know what I mean.

All in all a bleh read. And no where near worth the $5 price tag.

New Avengers 41 - It was alright. More of the Savage Land fight from Kazar and Spidey's point of view and we learn a little of the Savage Land mysteries from New Avengers' early days. Not much is revealed, but enough to give us something at least. I'm ready to move on from this Savage Land fight though. One thing I will offer though is that Bendis is at least helping us with his Decompressin problems. He's moving Secret Invasion itself right along and throwing all the decompressed junk into his Avengers titles for the more completionists. I doubt that's the intent, but it's what's happening, and I'm alright with that.

And for the record, I'm not what I think of all the Skrullified Classic Avengers titles. I might like it, but I'm not sure. The art's good though. I kinda liked the uniformity of Civil War more.

Ms. Marvel 27 - Again, it's alright. Not a normal reader of Ms. Marvel and I'm not big on the character so I don't really care much about what's going on with her. And I don't like the way Machine Man is written since Next Wave, so nothing great there. I do like Sleepwalker though, so that's a saving grace. But for what it is the book was written well and was intertaining enough to help me finish it. And now that it's up to date with Secret Invasion I'll probably enjoy it more.

Young Avengers Presents: Stature - It was good. Not as good as some of the others, but not bad by any means. It was a nice read and it puts Stature back in good standing with the rest of the Young Avengers, which is the part I like about it, but I think I'm ready for this mini to end. It feels like it's pointless really so I'm ready to move on. Hopefully something good will come of the Young Avengers after Secret Invasion, though I will say I'm very much looking forward to the YA/Runaways tie-in. I love the team, but this mini just isn't doing it for me.

The Immortal Ironfist 15 - It's been a good read thus far, and I'm willing to give the new team a shot when their time comes, but I find these 'other' Iron Fists boring. Unless something is going to come from telling their tales, I don't see the point of devoting a whole issue to some guy we don't know. I want to know what's going on with Danny and his storyline. I don't really care about this Bei Bang-Wen guy. It feels like we only have so many issues left of Brubaker and Fraction and the issue was wasted. I bought it, read it, set it down, and shrugged. Moved on to the next issue. It was alright for what it was, but I just didn't care.

New Warriors 12 - Finally... I liked one! Well, I ended up liking more than one, but this was the first one that finally made me glad I bought it that I read. I will say that this distrust of Night Thrasher is getting old, and the story's a little decompressed, but it was still a good read. A lot of characters get their moments, and Decibal (Chamber) really shines here as a leader and a hero. I actually get a sense of danger while I read this, anticipation over 'what's going to happen next?' And I like little touches, like Angel getting worried over whether she'll see Beak and their kids again. I find myself really starting to like a lot of these characters for who they are moreso than what they once were. In my opinion, Grevioux is doing a great job with this book and Medina's phenominal with the pencils. I'm hoping the Secret Invasion tie-ins will bring some readers in to help keep this book alive.

Uncanny X-Men 498 - I'm so ready for 500 to hit. Don't get me wrong, the issue was alright, but just that... alright. I'm tired of this aimless X-Men thing and this Cyclops kills everything we don't like deal. I want direction! I don't really care about either storyline, but I will definately say they just got a bit more interesting with the realization that two real villains are involved (Omega Red and Mastermind's Daughter). I'll give this though, I love Choi's art, and though I like Land, I'm going to miss him when he leaves. I wonder where else he's going. I might give more of his stuff a shot. His art is what's saving this story for me.

X-Force 4 - I have to say that this book surprised me. It didn't interest me but I find myself liking it more with each passing issue. This one was good, and I find myself curious about what happens next and anticipating the next issue. Enough so to where I went online and just ordered the first issue, which I never could find or read. I definately want all these issues and to just continue on for as long as these continue. I like the New X-Men references and everything that's happening. Archangel's return's really got me curious, as well as the army of Archangel's the Purifiers are creating. I'm curious where this is going. It's freakin' great. Is this a mini or ongoing? And how long is Kyle Yost and Crain onboard if so?

X-Men Legacy 212 - I think consistanty, this book is the best X-Book out at the moment. Maybe it's because I like the flashbacks to times when I enoyed the X-Books more, but I'm loving every moment of it. Eaton's art is great and I like the rotating flashback artists, they've all been top notch (Romita Jr, Land, Deodato, etc.). I LOVE the nod toward continuity and the fulfilling of long forgotten storylines. The characters are random but spot on. I'm curious how they all tie-together and how they're involved. And I'm wondering if the Xavier Metaphor is hinting at an upcoming issue dealing with Onslaught? I'm hoping so, as I was a huge fan of that storyline. Of all the books this week, I think this one was my favorate.

And it's not Decompressed! Mike Carey rocks!

The End Leage 3 And lastly, this. I didnt finish it. Couldn't finish it. For the life of me I don't recall what's gone on before hand. I hate when comics aren't monthly. Especially when it's new and there's a thousand characters to learn and keep track of. I figure I'll eventually sit down and read the first 3 issues in one sitting to decide if I like this or not. I was impressed with the first issue I know, but I don't know about it since. If I find myself underwhelmed after I read them, I'm dropping the title before I get too attached. Plus the art is a little annoying in places. So the jury's out on this one.
 
1985 #1 - Great debut issue. Millar did a great job writing this story, much better than I expected. I am interested to see how the marvel universe and the real world collided. 4.5/5

King-Size Hulk #1 - This issue really felt like a filler. The art and the reprints were great, and I loved She-Hulk vs Red Hulk, but nothing really big happened. It feels like it was just something to put out until the next issue of Hulk comes out. I still enjoyed it, though. 3.5/5

New Avengers #41 - Another decent Secret Invasion Tie-In. It was pretty cool seeing Ka-Zar and Shanna, but honestly, I'm kinda getting tired of these tie-ins -- I want more Secret Invasion story! 4/5

Teen Titans #59 - Definitely the best this week. McKeever has made Teen Titans one of DC's most fun titles. This Terror Titans story arc is really great! 4.5/5
 
So wait, none of you picked up Final Crisis or part 2 of Batman RIP other than me? WTF.
 
So wait, none of you picked up Final Crisis or part 2 of Batman RIP other than me? WTF.

I'm really behind in my Batman reading (Still reading Batman & Son) so I didn't pick up Batman RIP just yet. I'll also probably get Final Crisis in trade.
 
Giant-Size Astonishing X-Men #1

Well, it’s finally over. Some four years ago, a young lad ventured into The Comic Hunter in Charlottetown and picked up a copy of Joss Whedon’s first issue of Astonishing X-Men, attracted by his enjoyment of Whedon’s TV work and the 90s X-Men TAS; this eventually led, four years later, to him buying some 20+ titles a month, with three shelves of trade paperbacks and hardcovers. However, while my comic habit grew, my interest in this series has waned drastically; the first arc was fantastic; the second less so, though I don’t actively dislike it the way many people do; the third kicked off brilliantly, including #14, one of my all-time favourite comics, but dragged towards the end, and by the time "Unstoppable" started I was basically buying it out of obligation (and given how infrequently it comes out, it isn’t exactly a big investment). So here’s the big finale, and astute fans called the resolution more or less as soon as the last issue came out; there are the cute and amusing details that you expect from Whedon, but the whole thing is incredibly predictable; and, even then, Whedon ends with Kitty’s fate totally up in the air, for some future writer to resolve. I do like the setup for future interaction between Beast and Agent Brand, and, as I said, it’s very entertaining on a basic level, but my enthusiasm for this series died a long time ago. IGN published four reviews of the book, three of which laughably overpraise this issue, and Whedon’s run in general (one went so far as to call this the best run ever on the X-Men), and doubtless this will be Wizard’s Book of the Week, but whatever.

Fables #73

Well, the war has arrived; this is another plot-heavy issue, narrated by Boy Blue, the glue holding the Fables’ operation together, since he teleports between the various factions carrying weapons. The Fables’ strategy to fight the Empire is pretty straightforward so far: bomb all the interworld gates to block transport, while simultaneously using Briar Rose to put the command centres in the imperial capital asleep at the wheel. There’s a feeling through this story that things are a bit too easy for the Fables, given how much the Empire has been built up, but next issue is where "the empire strikes back", so hopefully we’ll get some real drama then; now, this is a conflict that’s been building since issue 1, so maybe it was always going to underwhelm a bit, but, with #75 projected to totally revamp the series, I can’t escape the feeling that Willingham is rushing to get to the new status quo.

Green Lantern #31

Hal Jordan’s new origin story hits its third part, and its strongest part as well, as Hal, after briefly interacting with Carol and Hector Hammond (who was being a bit presumptuous in calling Carol his girl last issue), is whisked by the ring off to Oa, where he meets the familiar cast of characters: Tomar-Re, Killowog, some of the future Lost Lanterns, etc. He goes through basic training, scenes that are reasonably well-executed and entertaining (including Johns making fun of the whole "yellow" weakness, since Hal thinks the concept is ridiculous), and ends with the hook of having Ganthet send Sinestro to Earth to team up with Hal and investigate the death of Abin Sur; Atrocitus, meanwhile, is running rampage on Earth (and comes from "Sector 666", apparently). This is a far superior issue to the preceding two, and if this is a sign of the rest of this arc, it will be much more enjoyable.

Huntress: Year One #2

This is an interesting comic; it’s mostly well-written, with wonderful art by Cliff Richards (I’d love to see him on Birds of Prey when this is all over), but some of the scene transitions, both here and the in previous issue, are jarringly brief (in the previous issue, it was Helena going from her farm to Sal’s jail cell in Palermo in the space of a panel; here it’s her going from outside talking with Tony to finding her assaulted cousin in the space of a panel), and on occasion writer Ivory Madison pushes the feminist angle a bit too much (we get the whole "Pope Joan" nonsense, for example, and repeated comments about the roles of women in various Italian operas). Overall, though, quite a fun comic.

Ms. Marvel #27

The prelude to "Secret Invasion" concludes (only a week or so from Secret Invasion #3), and seems to signal another change in status quo, since Carol’s floating fortress home of the last year and a half gets blown to smithereens by one of the Skrulls she has captured (who isn’t nearly as helpless as she appeared last issue, pleasingly). The latter half of the issue is a prolonged examination of Carol’s psyche, which Reed has done a bit repetitively through this series: she has a serious inferiority complex and is plagued with self-doubt; she resolves that here (or doesn’t) by sleeping with Wonder Man; the next morning, they get the call that will take them into SI #1; SI #2 had her sent back to the mainland to rally the troops, which is presumably where the next tie-ins will pick up on. Guest art by Andre Coelho is good, for the most part, though his Ms. Marvel is sometimes a bit off in appearance; he’s got some very expressive faces, though.

Northlanders #6

Brian Wood’s enjoyable series continues on, approaching a climax; a subtle hint from the second issue pays off at the end of the issue, as an army of Saxons arrives; as Enna (Hunter’s Daughter) notes earlier in the issue, her people (the Celts) were once the inhabitants of the islands, before the Vikings arrived and conquered it, and now they face the threat of the Saxons doing the same to them; as the Normans will do later. There’s a lot of talk about group unity here; even Hakkar, Gorm’s chief goon, is a lot more civic-minded here than he’s been in previous appearances, offering solo combat in order to avoid bloodshed on a group level, though Sven refuses it. Sven’s old lover Thora returns briefly, in Sven’s offer concerning her is an interesting insight into a Viking warrior’s savage-seeming mercy. Gianfelice’s art continues to be very strong, conveying a lot of unpleasant images.

Thor #9

Another issue of JMS’ Thor, another unbelievably generic cover; seriously, none of these have anything to do with the contents of the issue, and yet, at the end of every issue, they have a wordless full-page "Next Month" promo of the next cover: next time, Thor stands with his hammer in the middle of the field of wheat! Cripes.

That rant aside, this is maybe the best issue of the series yet; the plot’s actually moving a tiny bit faster, and the quiet character interaction is a lot better since JMS mixes things up and includes a bunch more characters; quite frankly, his Thor has spent eight issues mostly engaging in the same repetitive philosophical argument each issue, though there was some good stuff in the last issue, and he doesn’t have a whole lot in the way of spark. The secondary Asgardians get a bit more freedom in terms of characterization, and it’s something of a refreshing change to see the issue mostly about Balder, Loki, newbie Asgardian Kelda, and token mortal dude Bill, who, despite generally seeming pretty clueless, seems primed to score some immortal action. The Bill/Kelda plot is good for some laughs, although I think JMS tends to overplay the differences between the groups a bit (the Asgardians don’t play basketball, but they surely have competitive games and some concept of keeping score, for example). The interaction between Loki and Balder is dramatically well-done; JMS builds on his ideas about Balder’s feelings about the arrival of Ragnarok, particularly contrasting his dual purposes as a mythical figure (he’s meant to fight against Ragnarok, but ultimately he’s fated to help bring it about), and the absence of purpose now that the cycle is broken (the idea that unlimited potential is pretty damn scary for people used to having their futures defined by myths is perceptive). Coipel’s art is good, but it’s really not worth the waits we’re getting for it these days.

Uncanny X-Men #498

On the subject of an X-Men title that doesn’t annoy the hell out of me, we have Ed Brubaker’s latest issue of Uncanny X-Men, with art by Mike Choi & Sonia Oback. Since "Messiah Complex" we’ve been following an interesting course, with Cyclops and Emma visiting San Francisco to investigate some enjoyably silly antics involving the town getting transformed into hippies, while Wolverine, Nightcrawler, and Colossus get abducted by the Russian military and interrogated for information about M-Day; the Russians, perhaps rightfully, are very suspicious that all their special ops mutants lost their powers on M-Day, while the X-Men were mostly spared (indeed, the bulk of the remaining non-villain mutants are X-Men or affiliated with them). The X-Men refuse to give any info (I’m honestly not sure why, except maybe out of sheer spite, since it’s not like it’s worth anything), and, in the ensuing escape scene, come across Omega Red (in a continuity note reminiscent of older comics, Brubaker explains that after his arrest in Wolverine: Origins Russia pressured SHIELD to hand him over to them). Meanwhile, the "Goddess" is revealed to be Martinique Jason, the first Lady Mastermind, and the issue ends with the promise of Cyclops and Emma facing off against her hippified-X-thralls: "Frosty", "Lady Kitten", "Running Sun", and "Angel" (damn, uncreative hippies). All-in-all, this is just a good time. And, sigh, one more issue before Land arrives.

X-Force #4

I’ve been decidedly not sold on this title for the first three issues, particularly in comparison to Kyle & Yost’s work on New X-Men, but this issue was a big improvement, though, strangely, the team itself often seems a rather minor factor compared to the huge complement of villains that have been assembled (who, together, seem way out of these guys’ range, but K & Y are good with power-levels, so I’m sure the resolution will work). X-23 gets narration here, indeed, she frames the issue; up until now, the writers have been quite consistent in not letting us inside her head, even in her own miniseries. She seems to have regressed a bit in social skill since New X-Men, though that’s perhaps understandable. The writers continue to do a good job with Wolverine, bringing out his mix of self-loathing and idealism for other people (artist Crain continues to do rather bizarre things with his hairstyle, I must say); Warpath doesn’t do much this issue; Wolfsbane, meanwhile, does a lot, but none of it heroic, thanks to the Purifiers’ treatment of her. The biggest development is the potential return of Archangel; whether this is permanent or not, I don’t know, but in principle I wouldn’t object, because Angel fell into disuse after a decade or so of consistent use after he lost his metal wings; without them he’s got no offensive capability, and one of the more limiting types of flight-power. This is a big improvement for the series.

Young Avengers Presents #5

Cassie gets her issue, though she basically co-starred in the previous one too (far more than Speed co-starred with Wiccan, really), and it’s, eh, rather middling. Grevioux’s characterization works pretty well for the various characters, and Breitweiser’s art is very strong (though, as with most photoreal art, there are occasionaly moments that don’t work because of weird faces), but the premise on which Grevioux has framed the issue really causes problems. We all know that Cassie’s currently in the Initiative, rather than with the Young Avengers; there’s a ton of potential for drama there; I’ve played various potential stories about the conflicting duties through my head for months; how does Grevioux address the Initiative and its effect on the relationship of Cassie and her friends? He ignores it. Really. The Initiative is only obliquely referred to here, the events of Civil War not at all, and everyone is hanging out with each other and acting as if everything is hunky-dory. Huh?

Apart from that, Grevioux’s take on Cassie’s family works pretty well; he continues with the super-revisionist take on Cassie’s mom that acts as if she’s been in consistent presence in Cassie’s life the whole time, rather than abandoning her for years and years and then somehow getting custody, but that’s just staying a course someone else set; he actually tries to make her stepfather Blake a bit more than a cartoonishly evil stepparent, which is laudable.

Tell Jeff that Mike from Moncton says "Hi".

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Bit of a large hual this week to finish off May, including one title I missed last week. No B.S.'ing around, spoilers, blah blah.

Dread's BOUGHT/THOUGHT for 5/29/08:

ALL-STAR SUPERMAN #11:
The prenultimate chapter begins in Morrison & Quietly's Golden-Age stroking saga about the man of steel and his end days. With Kal-El growing weaker by the minute and struggling to fix things up for Earth and Metropolis (much less the Fortress of Solitude) when he goes, Lex Luthor's plan begins to fall together. He escapes the electric chair by concocting a "24 hour Superman serum" that gives him all of his foe's powers. It is interesting that Superman himself made such a serum for Lois on her birthday earlier in the series and it helps cement the fact that in intellect, Luthor is a fair rival for Superman. Luthor also stacks the deck with his wack-job of a niece and a red-sun monster.

What I like about Morrison's Superman is the direct opposite of why some people dislike him. Many say Superman isn't common enough, that he is out of touch. Morrison embraces all those elements to Superman and tries to make them work for him. This ISN'T a Superman who could be impossibly defeated by an old man with a Kryptonite shiv on a pile of rocks. He KNOWS his own weaknesses and plans for his enemies, especially Luthor, to exploit them. Hence why he has a special suit and a squad of robots fully ready to give Red-Sun Monster a beat-down. Too many people confuse being relatable with being inept. Morrison usually doesn't.

Does that mean some of the issues between the beginning and end were a bit of filler? Oh, undeniably. But I usually was amused by it, and some of them are tied together here. The issue ends with Clark Kent seemingly dropping dead just as Luthor begins his full assault.

Quietly, as usual, does a good job. Sure, everyone's face except for Jimmy and Perry look exactly the same, but everything else has the distinct style of the series, and he has a ball with all the sci-fi vistas. He has all series.

Granted, this means in the end this comes down to the upteenth Superman vs. Luthor story, as Luthor was smugly the mastermind behind the incident that caused Superman's fatal illness, but at least this is a good version of it. Still, there are few superheroes who over-rely on the exact same set of 1-3 villains as much as Superman has for the past 50 years. Hulk comes close, but he's not been around as long. At least this series promises a decent finish, and I hope it delivers enough that it will be worth the inevitable ABSOLUTE pimp-job this series will get from DC by next year.

BLUE BEETLE #27: The original launch team is gone and they don't seem to be coming back, which is a shame after some two years. But BLUE BEETLE is an odd franchise in a good way; "guest" writers seem to have the ability to come in and at least do a decent story of things. Maybe it helps that the series has simple let understandable characters, and doesn't need a PhD in DC-nomics to understand. Even a random issue mid-storyline is more accessible to newer readers than, say, TITANS #1 (which was part 2 of a storyline, which is pure genius...not). The writer of the month is Pfeifer, who I haven't exactly heard good things about after the hackwork in WONDER WOMAN. Baldeon does the artwork and on the whole does a good job.

The end result is something that has become common with "guest" writers. A fun little side story that begins and ends in one issue, but doesn't really carry on too many subplots. This one naturally includes Jaimie and Traci trying to have a "normal" date (which of course goes wrong), but aside for that it is a one-shot adventure. And while the last run had some of that too, without a regular writer attached I worry about the title losing steam before it is inevitably canceled. I mean, sales on this are ass and I am amazed it may actually stagger to the 3 year marker.

A date between the alien armor barer and a young mage goes wrong when a bunch of demons seem to attack their diner. The demons don't seem to make the scarab react, and continue to plague random areas of their town; each time shrinking in quantity, but becoming more powerful. However, these are simply monsters being summoned by vengeful teenagers in a basement, which becomes obvious fairly quickly on and the issue spends many pages getting to this point. Beetle struggles to save his English Teacher but finds his abilities useless. Thankfully, Traci 13 stumbles across the right low-rent magic tome and saves the day. Because Jaimie isn't Ultimate Spider-Man, and hasn't had his girlfriends save his ass every other issue, this comes off as unique and fitting. It was a predictable issue but it ended on a disturbing theme that may carry over into other issues (The Scarab not being able to solve any problem or threat) and having Jaime & Traci interact is always a plus, since they are supposed to be dating. The fact that they are empowered by different things helps add to the variety.

Another solid issue from one of the only titles that hasn't had it's quality dip by whatever DC has been doing this year, mostly by remaining away from things for the most part. Sure, it had some token tie-in's, but they always connected to the main storyline. I just wonder about the long term health of the book now that the launch team is gone.

ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #6: I am an absolute fan of Kirkman superhero-ish titles (to the point that I recently bought and enjoyed his somewhat-generic TECH JACKET TPB), but the delays in getting issues out has become embarassing. It appears the one title he placed a priority on getting out close to a decent schedule was Ultimate X-Men, where he had editors to answer to and was, sadly, his best selling overall (aside for Marvel Zombies stuff). With that run now behind him, maybe things will pick up. But for now, it seems like forever and a day since AW-M #5 shipped, and INVINCIBLE #50 has been advertised for yet another month that has gone by (as it will be June next month). Kirkman claims that after July, WOLF-MAN will become monthly, and I'll believe it when I see it.

In terms of quality, the book continues along well. Unlike some of Kirkman's other heroic figures, the home life is coming about quicker than usual and the mixing of horror means there is always a twist to come along. The pressure placed on Gary's family is causing it to come apart at the seams. His daughter assaults a snipper tennis player and his wife may be cheating on him (or thinking of doing so) because she now is more distant and fearful of Gary. This causes Wolf-Man to naturally try to fight some crime to relieve some pressure, ending up in a fight with an escaped gene-freak named "Number Seven".

Mecha-Maid gets a few panels of focus and she is seemingly the most interesting of the Actioneers as they run into Wolf-Man, and start to battle him in the streets. Of course, by keeping their vendetta secret, the police and other people around the area think they are fighting a bonafide hero. Gary is more than aware of the reasons for the fight but the Actioneers show little mercy, especially Kinetic, who is on the verge of murdering Wolf-Man...until Sgt. Superior returns. But is he what he was before?

I doubt that AW-M can ship monthly, considering INVINCIBLE can't even do that, but I will certainly look forward to more. Jason Howard does good art for the book, although I could think of a few fill-in talents who could try to match his style to keep the book running smoother. Not that I have anything against Howard or the book for that matter aside for timely issues, because momentum is a factor in enjoying a book. Just ask AXM. Still, this is another solid hit for Kirkman and I am having a ball with all the genres mixing together.

You KNOW the book is behind when the cover image seemed to be dated, "7/07".

DYNAMO 5 #13: This came out last week but I missed it, because I picked this up when I went to the store by habit yesterday, not remembering comics were delayed due to Memorial Day. The second major arc comes to a close for the team with the young heroes seemingly splitting up as their new lives come crashing down around them.

Myraid reveals his "secret"; that he is indeed a child of Captain Dyanamo, but of the interstellar variety. Apparently CD's macking wasn't limited to species or star systems, which is pretty awesome. The alien hybrid was raised in a spooky government lab where his powers were unleashed via radiation, but a doctor, who Myraid saw as a mother figure, helped him escape. Sadly, even alien children can suffer from the mangled upbringing of being a foster child in the system. The rest of the Five, especially Gage, think Myraid is wrong for having lied to them. Myraid, for his part, agrees he might have tried telling them sooner, but sees them as hypocrites as they have been willing to lie to their own families, who they've known longer (or be willing to let a murderer escape to save Slingshot's father). Both sides have a point. The Noble Family comes in, but with Maddie rendered comatose and a city that still needs protecting, can the Five reunite once more?

Of course they will. But the thrill is in the ride to get there. DYNAMO 5 is unashamably a superhero book and while it plays to all the conventions, it does so with a few tricks and does them well enough that it is still entertaining and works. In the blog column, Faerber notes the NEW TEEN TITANS from Wolfman & Perez as being a major influence and I can see that in D5, especially now as the team will have to thrive without their mentor (although they had been operating with less of her direct orders as they went along). The next issue promises a new arc and a new champion for the city, and once again I will be aboard. This has become one of my favorite titles and regularly satisfies me. The only bummer is that it doesn't sell enough to have a lower price than $3.50 for 20 pages of story, which probably maintains a vicious cycle of trade-waiting. I don't mind supporting the book on the racks where it counts, though.

ASTONISHING X-MEN ANNUAL #1: Or, more honestly, issues #25 and #26 of the Whedon & Cassaday run on this book, which began on a "monthly" schedule in June, 2004. So, yeah, just shy of four years to tell this storyline. Had the story been able to keep a better pace, it would be remembered as a fun adventure story with some peppy dialogue. But stretched beyond 3 years (and on a schedule that saw 7 issues ship in 2006 and a mighty 4 in 2007), AXM can't hold it's weight aside for the biggest of Whedon fanatics and apologists. That isn't to say it is bad. But it wasn't worth 25 issues and 4 years of wait.

Apparently, Whedon has learned his lesson somewhat. Yes, he teamed with an equally slow artist in Ryan for his RUNAWAYS run, but at least that is only a 6 issue storyline taking over 1 year to ship, and more happens per issue. I hear his BUFFY work moves faster too. Methinks if Whedon had it all to do over again, this series would have been condensed to 18 issues and probably ran a lot better. But, sadly, we are stuck with the script outline from 2003, and it hasn't aged well in terms of pacing.

The biggest problem with the run, taken a whole, is that very little seemed to concern the X-Men directly after the midway point. Basically, they were involved in an adventure involving the Breakworld, who are so generic they make the Shi'ar seem complex (and I always saw the Shi'ar as loosely based clones of Klingons). Sure, there is specific mention of Colossus and the X-Men have dealt with aliens before, but you could have inserted the Mighty Avengers and, say, Sentry into the same positions and the storyline would be essentially the same. There are a lot of character moments, true, but the X-Men could have had them with any opponent. Nothing about the Breakworlders is memorable or innovative. I've seen more interesting and deep alien races in Dragon Ball Z, and that is rather pathetic considering this is Joss "The Best Writer on the Planet" Whedon. I've watched a few episodes of BUFFY and ANGEL and I STILL don't see what all the fuss was about. A creative team that has unmatched pedigree, espeically when the series launched, has produces an entertaining but mediocre work.

The last issue picks up where we left off and the ending is of zero surprise. Kitty dies. She "merges" with the missle, because due to plot convenience, she has landed in the only metal substance that has ever given her phasing issues (admittedly, it had since the first arc, but still), to save the planet. And there is a large melodramatic speach about life and that usual platitudes you got tired of hearing by the end of FINAL FANTASY X. And Scott talks on and on about how Kitty is sadly dead and never coming back, and I almost laughed. DEAD FOREVER!? An X-PERSON!? Are you ****ING HIGH!? Scott HIMSELF has come back. So has Xavier. So has Wolverine. So has Colossus. So has damn near everyone who slapped an X onto a belt and was of any consequence. Scott even dated a woman who set records for deaths and resurrections. Who the **** is he kidding? I would almost imagine the clever Whedon poking fun about that in some scripts, but not this one, because the moment has to play out that way. Of course, since Colossus was moping in other books since the end of 2007, when the rest of the X-Line decided not to wait for AXM anymore, we knew Kitty was dust. No shockers here. Let it be said that Kitty Pryde gave her life to save the Earth from Generic Nasty Green Alien Race #45. Bravo for her. :rolleyes:

But does the finale have good moments? Oh sure, plenty. Spider-Man is rendered in a rather amusing manner. Cassaday gets to draw half the Marvel heroes in an utterly pointless series of team cameos. Brand turns out not to have died and reveals her affections for Beast, and the pair are so disfunctional together that it makes them interesting. Cyclops loses his ability to control his powers, but it feels more natural and not melodramatic. Logan and Armor "bond" some more. There are some skippy lines and Cassaday is the sort of artist who could draw the phone book and make it look good, even if he is also the sort of artist who has NEVER let a disasterously late ongoing run interfere with him doing side work for covers & comics for other companies, some even Marvel's competitors (like DYNAMITE or the DC-connected MAD). For a company that prides itself and explains bull**** by going, "Hey, we are a business", this is a pretty damned stupid business model. If someone at Ford Motors caught an employee doing side work for Voltzwagon, they'd be sacked on the spot. Comics continue to prove what a cottage industry they are sometimes by the utter lack of professionalism.

Does the finale have some bad moments? Sure, besides the predictable, ruined ending, the the generic aliens, and the pointless cameos. The "anti-magic shield" becomes a dues ex machina that is said in text and never shown well, just to get Dr. Strange to once again be a Maguffin character who does something to solve a plot-hole, namely, why the X-Men are stuck saving the day and why Kitty has to sacrifice himself. The still-mending-from-WWH Doctor reverses an anti-magic shield on his teammates like a spam virus. I DID like how for once, Spider-Man isn't a gimp and was the first to work out of it (and Cassaday really made him look TERRIFIC). Colossus is once again the sissiest 70 ton tanker I have ever seen, being man-handled by that Breakworlder woman in an APOLLO 13 space-suit, having his pressure points pinched like he was someone Batman was beating down. Yeah, he tore off the suit in the end, but really, underwhelming **** like this has kept Colossus an underwhelming wimp who no movie or TV series deems as interesting enough to be part of the core cast for over 15 damned years. Colossus needs to OVERPOWER people, not tear off their clothes and rely on circumstance like Indy ****ing Jones. Danger seems to vanish from the issue without any sort of word or explanation. And the Nova Sentinal thing's sacrifice is really just an exercise in upping the page count.

And should Logan's eyes get red when beer has no effect on his metabolism?

Some may whine about the price, but considering this is 43 pages of story, $4.99 is about a dollar cheaper than 2 normal issues would have been. Although a few pages with all the covers is pretty worthless and should have been left to the inevitable trade. Which, BTW, should do well. The series is inclusive yet seperate enough that Whedon fans in Barnes & Nobles will get a kick out of the story. Just a shame the majority of monthly readers got ****ed in the pacing.

Spider-Man trying to wake people up by punching them in the face, even Storm, was actually kind of funny.

The irony is at the end, the series offered some details that in theory could have been interesting to play up. Scott being able to control his powers on occasion is an interesting element. Beast & Brand are interesting together. And Hisako is a better new character than a slew of the ones popping up in YXM or NXM. But, no writer is under any obligation to bother with any of this stuff, and likely won't. And I don't blame them, from the abysmal schedule.

Had this series shipped on time, it'd have been a popcorn worthy B if I was in a good mood. It isn't, so it is C+ overall. The momentum was dead and an utterly generic alien basher like this suffered from it. It'll please the easily-pleased legion of Whedon fans, but to hardcore X-Fans, this has been a well drawn diversion, whose decent parts could not come together as a collective whole. A series of good (and bad) moments and lines is not a story. Between Danger and Breakworld, it is a shame so much time and effort went into creating such generic, lifeless beings. They'd have been great in 1963, not 2003 and certainly not 2008. This is akin to an action movie; fun when you're not thinking and need a few chuckles or sights, but if you want a story that offers something you haven't seen better elsewhere, this isn't it.

I hate that is is overrated. I am relieved that it is over.

To Be Continued...
 
Astonishing X-Men ended on a rather good note. It's too bad that it took so damn long to come out really hindering it. It really wasn't worth the incredibly long rate.
 
I picked up Final Crisis. **** RIP.

Weird week this week. I went back after reading some reviews last week and put Ghost Rider and Robin in my file, but I only just picked them up today. Then my shop had something screwy happen with their order, so they're not getting Astonishing X-Men until next week. Then I couldn't find Wolverine: First Class, but it turns out they just hadn't put it out on the shelf yet. Anyway, thoughts:

Ghost Rider #23: Well, Dan's back. He totally seems evil to the mother****ing bone, but I've been assured he won't be evil. I'm operating under the assumption that he's working for Zadkiel and coaxing little kids into committing suicide because he's working some angle within the organization to try and help Blaze. Outside of the potential crappiness of Ketch returning as a villain, though, the rest of the issue was cool. I'm not a huge Ghost Rider fan, but I have to admit, it was fun seeing this new side of him that'll let loose and kill anything that stands in his way. I'm enjoying Scalped a lot, and Aaron seems to be channeling the same gritty storytelling here as far as the violence goes. It works well. Boschi's art is pretty sweet, too.

Robin #174: Spoiler's back! Her resurrection wasn't handled particularly well, but then, neither was her death so it all kind of evens out. Regardless, she's back and, furthermore, Dixon's actually writing a likable Tim again. That's a refreshing change from the whiny angst-machine of Teen Titans, which was my last exposure to Tim. Batista's art is pretty solid, but his people are always kind of elongated and sometimes awkward. I'm looking forward to the action-packed liquid awesome that is Rick Leonardi's art soon. Looks like I'm reading Robin again. Kind of cool given that Tim was my favorite DC character before One Year Later turned him into a whiny dickwad.

Final Crisis #1: Eh. It was all right, I guess, but it wasn't anything spectacular. The more I see this death of the New Gods stuff play out, the more I recall how supremely uninterested I always was in any New God who wasn't Darkseid, Orion, or Scott Free. Seeing Darkseid reduced to hiding out in a human body was pretty lame, too. I don't know what this trend toward putting gods in human form is, but it sucks. A lot. See this week's Thor and last week's Incredible Hercules for how to make gods awesome (hint: treat them like ****ing gods). Of course, the real ****bomb of this week was the death of the Martian Manhunter in--I kid you not--one mother****ing panel. Hal fanboys, take note: you can officially no longer lay claim to having the ****tiest send-off for your favorite character. Granted, I suspect J'onn will probably come back, but that doesn't really excuse the lameness of his death scene here. It's pathetic and it doesn't even begin to do justice to the character. The rest of the issue focuses on Dan Turpin, whom I don't give a rat's ass about but is still fairly compelling here. Kudos to Morrison on that front. Then there's... something... going on with Anthro and Kamandi. Conceptually, I know they're meant to represent the beginning and the end of human history or whatever, but I have no idea where Morrison's going with that. Or why Metron is suddenly the Silver Sitter. FYI, Jones, the skis don't work on the Black Racer if you try to do them seriously. They're ****ing skis. You either camp him the hell out, like he always has been, or you ditch 'em. The redesign featured here looks really, really goofy. The rest of Jones' art is lovely, though.

Thor #9: Great issue. I'm wondering if JMS is going for a messianic feel for Balder here because I certainly got one. He's the brightest and noblest of the gods, and here he's being tempted by the Asgardian equivalent of the devil, resulting in the disappointment of his lord and master, Go--er, I mean, Thor. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but that's what I saw when I read the issue. The other stuff in the issue was lots of fun, especially the battle with the frost giants. The Asgardians haven't been given such a bloody, visceral treatment in ages (not counting Ages of Thunder, since Fraction is portraying the gods from a much earlier, bloodier time in general). It suits them, and it makes you recall that the gods and the frost giants have an eternal war--they're not pulling punches and they're not ****ing around. Kudos to JMS for portraying a race of warrior gods as bona fide warriors in a way we haven't seen very often. I hope this portrayal sticks. Oh, and Bill Jr.? Hilarious. I want a crossover with Incredible Hercules so much now just to see him and Amadeus Cho compare notes on hanging out with the gods. :D Coipel's art is slow, but damn, it sure is pretty in this issue. I could almost excuse his delays based on that. Almost. But I still wish someone faster would take over or they'd schedule around his slowness better. As it is, I'd say I can't wait for the next issue, but I know I'll have to. For six weeks. Blurg.

X-Men Legacy #212: Hot damn, I actually like Gambit. Way to go, Carey. I'm glad to see Gambit starting to redeem himself after his stint with the Marauders in Messiah Complex. That just felt awkward. Anyway, this book finally seems to have settled on a direction, and I guess, looking back, it was always heading toward this direction--just in a really, really obscure manner where you could see all the pieces but never anything of the whole picture. Now we know that Xavier's search to reclaim his memories and forge a new identity for himself is leading him toward startling revelations about his childhood and Mr. Sinister's role in it. This series feels like it kind of has its head in the clouds, oblivious to everything else going on with the X-Men, but it works really well since Xavier's been stressing all along that this is his own path and the X-Men aren't his concern anymore. I'm very intrigued to see where this goes next. Hopefully toward a certain unstoppable badass. :)

I bought more. I just stopped to eat dinner and loiter around the Hype like that skeevy homeless guy at the local gas station. We all know him.
 
I like the Black Racer's look. The dude was just chillen in the back of a panel in his black glory hovering.

It would be an awesome sight to see and you know it.
 
It would be an awesome sight to see up to his ankles. Then it would be a "Wait, what? Is this guy wearing ****ing skis?" sight to see.
 
Exactly. He'd just be chillen floating in mid air with ski's on. If that wouldn't catch someone offguard, I don't know what would.

You think he gets into the croucing position like skiers do when they wanna move faster?
 
Yes. And then he poops on people he's going to take to Hell. Thus came the familiar warning through ages: "Beware the crouching skiier, for he brings--pffhahahahaha, sorry, that's just too stupid an image!"
 
The Rest:

IMMORTAL IRON FIST #15: The perfect time for another tale from the Book of Iron Fist, as this arc comes to an end and the series awaits a new creative team (with baited breath). Fraction on words and Evans on art tell the tale of Bei Beng-Wen. He not only was among the smartest of the Fist's, he also had the power to make the narrator say his FULL name every time.

He leads the fight against imperialist Britain in the late 19th century, but his plan goes balls-up and he winds up powerless and enslaved, and feels it is deserved. In the slave pits he runs across another mystical warrior with an unpronouncable name who was empowered by an Eastern god, the Brahman. They are able to awaken meaning into their lives and escape their confines, walking into the trap of another warrior, who has become a cannibal. Her name is Tiger Jani, which almost sounds like Fraction was out of complex names. Which is fine by me. They beat her and Bei reclaims his own will to live.

It is a by-the-books storyline, but Evans art and the mixture of mystical fighters and fights carries the issue. I'd argue the Brahman all but stole the issue from Bei, but that isn't a bad thing. The series manages to be separete from the rest of the line and offer something that the other comics usually don't, which is IIF at it's best. My concerns are for the next creative team, but they don't hinder this issue at all. Another good fleshing of the legacy.

MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS #9: Man, this is still going? I'm still buying it? Damn, wanting closure sucks.

At this point, even the storylines I was interested in are starting to go off the rails.

Guggenhiem's VANGUARD storyline is still the strongest of the bunch, only it turns out Stacy Dolan was being manipulated more by the terrorist creep she arrested, who can possess people, rather than the uber secret clique she stumbled across. Least it makes some sense, although a cameo by The Thing is a bit pointless. The Machine Man story merely demonstrates some terrible art for the Hulk and the harm that NEXTWAVE did to Aaron Stack's character. The HULK storyline really doesn't make any ****ing sense at all and is a waste of Ed McGuiness art. And in WEAPON OMEGA, Pointer seems SHOCKED that the Collective still wants to control him, as we meander a bit before the evil Agent Brown can be confronted. These stories are broken into 8 pages a month and they STILL are too slow.

All for the price of a handbook. Really, Marvel needs to axe this when it is finished with their stories in 3 months, and without mercy. I almost cry for the trees wasted on this.

NEW AVENGERS #41: The issue that proves even people who live in the jungle bicker like New York yentas over the internet. The last time Bendis wrote anyone with distinct dialogue unto themselves, he has Reed co-writing.

Actually, the issue isn't bad, and once again takes place directly after SI #2. I pity anyone interested in the event but not getting Bendis' team books. Spider-Man runs into Ka-Zar and Shanna, and automatically goes with the "Luke Cage/Iron Man Technique of Skrull Detection", which is basically to accuse someone of being a Skrull in the most asinine way in hopes they become so irate they reveal themselves (and you'd be amazed how often that has worked so far). Ka-Zar and Shanna are not, in fact, Skrulls. They recap the events from about 3 years ago when SHIELD seemed to be mining in the Savage Land. The pair discovered it and found out that the agents were all Skrulls. There was, as Cap stated, a rogue faction of SHIELD. Happened in the 80's, too, via LMD's. The pair gathered an army and was about to plan the next move when the war hit home. It made sense having Spider-Man run into them considering he had a few adventures in the Savage Land years ago. I am still skeptical of Bendis' backtracking, but this issue seemed to work better than the last MA one, probably because Sentry is a piece of T-Rex **** character. Tan provides some decent artwork.

I am curious if SI #3 will try to recap the events of the team books or it will presume you read 'em. Either way, not too bad, annoying Bendis banter notwithstanding. He seriously needs to relearn how to write dialogue.

NEW WARRIORS #12: The title reaches the year marker and despite low sales, it will become the first volume since the first to surpass it (although I wonder how much longer). The battle against Machinesmith continues as the team is severely fractured from within and some of Night-Thrasher's plans move together.

As noted, Thrash led the team against Machinesmith, and then left them to go hack into his network and steal technology. By the time he returned, the menace had proven tougher than expected, and the team was separated. Thrash teleported himself, Beak, Wondra, and Ripcord away and seemingly left the others to their fate. This naturally makes Barry and Jubes furious and they beat the crud out of Thrasher before Sofia emerges to calm tensions down and get everyone back on track. Her role in the series is beginning to become overly obvious, which is fine so long as it gets more subtle from here on out.

Meanwhile, the rest of the team has to make due with dwindling supplies to survive Machinesmith's onslaught, and show that their training did serve a purpose, even if they are still set up to be rescued. And Midnight's Fire steals a sacred book from Diablo.

Naturally, Thrasher's leadership style is coming to a head and cannot continue if the team is to function. The book has more characters than you can throw a Civil War at but I still like it, and Medina delivers on art. Although I would be lying if I didn't say that I wasn't looking forward to seeing this team meet with Counter-Force a little more.The cast is a bit large but some are coming to the fore, and the general idea is still creative.

THOR #9: Unlike THE TWELVE, this book's pacing feels slow at times and Thor's covers have been about as stock as the first few years worth of USM. Still, this is a Top 10 seller so don't expect JMS to fix what ain't broke, sales wise.

The issue focuses on Loki trying to manipulate the other Asgardians there; while failing with the Warriors Three, he manages to trick Balder into fighting some Frost Giants that Loki had ultimately freed, sicced on Balder, and then in the end, backstabs. William visits Kelda and tries to teach the Norsemen some basketball, and they seem to think it is a drinking game. Balder & Loki run afoul of the big 5-0, and Thor has to bail them out.

The issue offers some interesting points about Loki trying to sow unrest by Thor's slow, deliberate leadership style, and I like the Kelda/William stuff. But, really, Thor should have seen this coming and never invited Loki back. And I keep wanting to see Thor actually doing MORE to interact with the locals. How about thwart a liquor store robbery? How about track down some of his missing, formerly dead friends like Beta Ray Bill or tapping Thor Girl or Valkyrie or whatnot? There is so much more Thor could be doing than being trapped in an episode of RENO 911. Still, even barring THAT, it is still a good enough read, interesting with good character moments, and Coipel returns to some good pencils. This is still a good book, but compared to GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY or NOVA, it should be balls-to-the-wall stuff and instead it is trying to be pedestrian. Still, JMS is taking his time and hopefully he doesn't pigeonhole himself getting to the point. JMS is still trying to do new things with the franchise, he's simply in no rush to get there.

YOUNG AVENGERS PRESENTS #5: The second dose of Grevioux this week sees him focus an issue on Stature, who shared Vision 2.0's issue a while ago. Breitweiser turns in some decent art as the focus goes on Stature's home life.

She clings to memories of her dead superhero father while bristling at her mother seeming to try to "replace" him with a typical jerkwad NY Cop who never misses a chance to bash the ex-thief (even if he had been a superhero longer than he was a thief). Stature loses her temper and accidentally crushs the lug fighting a Growing Man. Her teammates find her in a perpetually shrinking, emo fetal ball.

That's just...wow. So over the top. Wraith came in from space, poked his head in, and said, "DAMN, that is emo." That's how bad.

Her friends, having been summoned to the crisis by Kate Bishop, seek to help. Eli is magically shrunken and tries to reason with her, then yells at her to suck it up and be a good daughter. So Cassie responds....and then spends hours with her friends watching 24 DVD's rather than go see her mother and step-father at the hospital; she offers a cell phone call, which is usually how wusses break up with people. I can see the idea, but it doesn't quite work as well as it should.

I sense a disturbing trend; this mini series seem to try to "answer" fan requests about these characters, but then things end up going wonkers. Hulkling got to meet Capt. Marvel, only it really wasn't Capt. Marvel. Stature and her friends are on opposing sides of the SHRA and the only issue where this is almost dealt with is Vision's. Where is the sense of betrayal? Of friends being stubborn about a piece of paper? I was more looking forward to that than seeing Cassie sob for most of an issue because she accidentally crushed her stepfather (who, like Gauntlet, says the sort of things that thus makes you feel they earn any hardship they get). There once was a plotline that Cassie had a heart condition and that growing literally risked her life, but it has been quietly abandoned.

I mean I understand why Cassie, in desperation, would reach out to her friends, and her friends would respond in kind. It just...it feels like an issue of THOR; good overall, but a tad underwhelming and could have been so much more. The writer went for what was good and predictable instead of what was bold and great. But maybe that is the dilemma of the mini format, offering adventures to tide over fans for a second volume that is never, EVER, coming. And that is a major reason why sales for the franchise are down over 50%. Grevioux isn't bad here, but he didn't overly impress me. He worked with the angle he selected, I just think it could have been a better one. Considering his fractured NW's team infighting over past and present wrongs committed, I was surprised he didn't play to his strength.

Hopefully the Hawkeye issue provides a good climax, even if Hawkeye seems to be wandering around "approving" a few heroes these days. First New Cap and now Kate Bishop. Least it makes sense, even if we all know how it will end.

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS #12: Who'd have guessed that this book would survive past a year as an ongoing despite being so gosh-darned HAPPY for an X-book? Or that Angel could get a solo issue without a fight and still have it be good? Or that his aunt was Lara Croft?

Okay, her name is technically Mimi, but Cruz makes her look exactly like Croft, and she is an explorer. Warren's snooty parents task him with finding her after she has gone without her usual postcard for a while. Being the only relative Warren really likes, he immediately flies off to save her, much to Jean's chagrin. He tracks her down to a lost civilization behind a waterfall. The society there admires his winds, especially a half naked chick named Bera who takes a shining to him. The rest of the X-Men follow, but Warren seems to have found happiness and seeks to stay.

The next issue's cover has the X-Men sans Angel, so this may be a subplot, which is good because the series could use one. It made sense for the character, who was more about making friends and being accepted than being a superhero, to choose to stay in his little paradise, at least for a little while. Unlike the Cyclops issue, this one really played with Warren's insecurities and wants. The Coover comic, spoofing Richie Rich with Warren, is also a keeper.

Yeah, like AXM, one could call it a fun distraction. But it comes out at a monthly clip, doesn't take itself too seriously, and doesn't pretend to be more than it is. I like it.
 

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