Countdown #48
Of course, it's all so clear now...Jimmy is the bastard child of Elongated Man and Jesse Quick.
The way I'd describe the status of this book right now is...interesting, but damn slow. I know, I know...a weekly book like this probably can't help how slow it feels...but then, 52 did alright with pacing, didn't it? Comparing this book to 52 all the time is probably robbing me of some enjoyment, but I can't help it. I just think that when Mary Marvel
begins the issue speaking timidly to a scary-lookin' Black Adam and
ends the issue still speaking timidly to the same scary-lookin' Black Adam, you're doing something wrong.
Jason has...a surprising amount of chemistry with Donna, and I'm actually looking forward to where they go with this. Still, I'm feeling an upsetting lack of Kyle Rayner in this title, and they promised me Kyle Rayner dammit. I want my threesome!
DC Continuity fck-up of the week part 1! Karate Kid is still in the JLA holding cell, which means that we're still in midst of the Lightning Saga crossover. So...what the poop is Superman doing in Vega or whatever? Shouldn't he be with the League and Society figuring out the Legion of Superheroes stuff?
(7.6 out of 10)
Speaking of which...
Justice Society of America #6
"Our devotion to each other was unexplainable."
"You were
kids."
"No, Batman. We were Legion."
I swear, sometimes it feels like Geoff Johns was selectively
bred to write ensemble books. Every single character gets a moment, and in a cast of more than twenty that is an
insane feat (Where's Alan Scott, though

?). Hell, I only know about these Legionnaires on a peripheral level and within a couple of pages Johns gets me to care deeply about what happens to them all.
Also, kudos for the massive tentacle ********!
What's gonna happen next? Well a theory has been mentioned on these forums regarding the identity of the dead Legionnaire that they're trying to revive, and...well, color me very, very interested.
(8.9 out of 10)
Amazons Attack #2
I literally started
laughing my ass off at the "shocking" twist ending. Oh, great idea Pfeifer. Seriously, this was a great move. So very original. Good thing this
EXACT SAME EVENT JUST HAPPENED a few years ago in Our Worlds at War. Like, the
exact same event. I think Superman even has the exact same expression. There's no way that Pfeifer or at least his editors aren't aware of this.
Nothing here is original, and nothing here makes sense. They keep
telling us that nothing makes sense. They have Amazons walk right up to the camera to say "Wait, why are we doing this again? We don't act like this. This is very strange." and then, with the finesse of a drunken crocodile, proceed to completely ignore this incredibly vital question and have the Amazons continue acting exactly the way that they themselves tell us they don't act. Wow. Writers being written into a ridiculous corner by
other writers is somewhat common, but it's not every day that writers will write
themselves into a ridiculous corner.
Hippolyta is still acting like a megalomaniacal womb-crazy supervillainess, for anyone keeping track. I wish I could say I've been so numbed by her acting so completely out-of-character in the past month that her act of squirting crazy b*tch juice all over Donna's face (visual!) wasn't surprising at all...but no. Pfeifer continues to write bullsht, and I continue to be shocked by it.
Is the art pretty? Yes, incredibly. Is the action good? The action is great. And for what it's worth, there truly is a sense of heightened suspense and apprehension and drama going on here; the DCU is faced with an attack from a formidable foe, and what happens from here is anyone's guess. But all of this is interspersed amidst a backdrop of plots that make no sense, characters that make no sense, and a complete lack of anything remotely resembling originality or subtlety. So, yes, I imagine that if you've never read a single appearance from any of the Amazons -- and especially Hippolyta -- before in your lives, you'll
probably find things to like here and
probably won't think it's the most offensively incompetent piece of work within recent memory. Personally though, I can't imagine any trait more insulting to a comic than for its quality to be based on ignorance of the characters involved.
DC Continuity fck-up of the week part 2! -Hippolyta wants Donna to bring Diana to her to discuss things, except that she should have met Diana already; it was depicted during the latest Wonder Woman (which we know precedes this issue because of Nemesis' knowledge re: Everyman and the fact that Hippolyta mentions killing Circe) and, uh, during the first issue of
this series. Batman wonders where Diana is and which side she is on, except that he
just met her and she made her allegiance pretty clear during, again, the latest issue of WW. Wow. This isn't Infinite Crisis, people! There are so far only
two books here that you need to keep continuity between, and you can't even manage
that?
(2.9 out of 10)
Blue Beetle #15
A pretty uneventful issue, oddly considering that a lot happened. Maybe the inclusion of anything Livewire-related *
shudder* is enough to give me an inverse *****. If you've never seen Livewire's episode in the Superman cartoon...count yourself lucky.
What does come across really well here is Jaime's personality, which is still great. His actions, decisions, and reactions here all feel incredibly true to his character, almost as if a writer is taking the time to evaluate the characters that they're writing. Yeah, I know, crazy. And the book continues to sing the praises of Ted Kord, for anyone still following.
(8 out of 10)
Teen Titans #47
Much better than the last issue, which is of course not saying much since Beechen could have turned in blank pages and it would have been better than the last issue.
We do get some nice moments of characterization here, in characters like Cassie and Donna and even Jason. A bit cliche and nothing to sing about, but they're nice.
Robin kicking Jason's nuts was meh. I mean, guys don't do that. Girls do that, but not guys. It's so...girly. But then again, the definition of someone who fights fair against people who could kick his ass is "loser," so *
shrug*
The quicker McKeever comes on this title, the better. I frankly don't trust Cassie near Beechen for too long. Especially with her crossing over to Amazons Attack in the next issue...it's like two trains coming at each other at ninety-nine miles per hour.
DC Continuity fck-up of the week part 3! Cyborg was shown in Countdown as being at Duela's funeral. But here, it is a fairly significant plot point that he
doesn't go, since he's helping Jericho deal with Match. Good job guyz!
(6.7 out of 10)