BOUGHT/THOUGHT May 9th

Nice. :up:

Definitely agree with you about Franco's performance. I still have to disagree about Gwen, though, but whatever. Good movie.

Yeah, Like I said, I think it was good, and actually plan on taking my sister to go see it this weekend.
 
I have yet to hit up the comic shop. Am I correct in assuming Ronin is
Hawkeye
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Since we're all talking about SPIDER-MAN 3, here is the link to my own review:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11617981&postcount=2492

I've seen it again since then, and here are some additions. Note, these additions, that I repasted from my ezboard discussion, are all but longer than the initial review. I'll get my comics later and naturally be typing up some ungodly long review later tonight or tomorrow. So to anyone who doesn't like my long posts, just skip these links. If you feel like clicking the link or button, hey, it's on you:

One addition, while I liked the "recap" at the beginning theme (great idea), I have to admit I enjoyed the Alex Ross paintings from the second to the "clips" shown here. I know it may have seemed repetitive to do that again, but it had a more "comic booky" appeal to me. But no biggie.

As for the movie franchise, few movies do well after three. Fewer still get to a third without stumbling. I would prefer a franchise retire when people are still begging for more, vs. throwing tomatoes at the screen. Of course, BATMAN BEGINS, SUPERMAN RETURNS and TMNT sort of break that rule as they had many years in-between to add to the franchise, but that was because their franchises got bungled. SPIDER-MAN overall has been a success and I would rather it end that way. Especially since resigning many of the major stars is going to take a lot more money and wrangling.

I sort of agree on Dunst, but her issues in the role and strengths have been known for a while. I'm just so tired of MJ making dating a superhero so damned boring. Some people dismissed Black Cat/Felicia Hardy as a Catwoman-rip psycho, but at least she never forgot to have fun. Some people blame all of Spider-Man's comic flaws on MJ, and I feel that is unfair, because she usually is written a certain way, but this flick did nothing to dissuade that.

Part of reviewing a film sometimes isn't just the initial experience, but what gamers call "replay value". Both the previous two SPIDER-MAN films I saw at least 4-5 times while it was still in theatres before I grew tired of it until it hit VHS/DVD. I watched S-M3 for the 2nd time this morning and I could tell that I still liked it, and stand by my review that I posted the link to, I certainly won't be watching it that many times. A reviewing can give you some added things to notice once you're no longer being surprised by the film.

- Once this movie hits DVD shelves, a rather effective drinking game could be made of it; a full shot for every time someone cries, and a half shot for every time someone's eyes water up but don't actually tear. You'll be sloshed to high hell by the end. Quite literally every major male character aside for J.J cries at least once if not twice here. It's definately interesting if you compare these films to 80's action fare where heroes barely flinched at stepping on broken glass or something (or movies based on movies in that mold, like 300 or SIN CITY).

- While the movie was very busy, again, the fact that Sandman and Venom teamed up here is interesting in a comic book sense as both villians in the comics spend lengthy periods of time being heroes, and both villians are ones who critics charged lacked "substance" in their origins.

Sandman in the 60's started as a typical career con who gets sand-powers and just runs around robbing banks or working for any mobster who'll hire him. Sometime in the 80's or so he decides to try going straight, even to the point of befriending The Thing, becoming a reserve Avenger, and even joining Silver Sable's Wild Pack team (in which he actually fought Venom, who was himself an "anti-hero" by then). However, it was retconned in that Sandman had mental problems and is back to being a villian again. The only "sympathy" he had was once, he roomed with a family and then Dr. Octopus threatened and then killed them to get him to rejoin the Sinister Six.

Venom debuted in the late 80's, and while his origin was tied to a then-recent storyline involving the serial killer the Sin-Eater, Eddie Brock had no build-up; he essentially "came out of nowhere" with an origin that essentially blamed Spider-Man for ruining his life off panel. While I bought it as a "little person" being squashed in a superhero adventure (much like those nameless pedestrians always dodging falling debris), it naturally would never match the Oomph of, say, Norman Osborn being the Green Goblin. Many felt, a decade later, that without a more personal connection to Spider-Man, Brock was a waste. Subsequent writers focused more on the symbiote costume than the actual man behind it, and once he became popular he was turned into an anti-hero like Punisher and Wolverine, a move that, as my ezboard name suggests I liked once upon a time, now I see was handled very, very poorly and the character hasn't been as relavent since. Ultimate Spider-Man made Eddie Brock "Jr." a friend to a couple that Peter's parents were friends with to sort of invent a personal connection. The 90's cartoon built up Brock by having him appear as a rival photog in 2-3 episodes before becoming Venom, which worked better.

Venom & Sandman have even battled each other twice.

So, being that both were A-List Spider-Man rogues who'd both flirted with being heroes, it was interesting seeing them team up in a flick where Spider-Man flirts with being a villian, least in a pure geek sense.

- The second time watching it and Venom/Eddie Brock Jr. STILL comes off as the most obligatory thing in a movie that was already rather busy. Reports said that Raimi had to be "convinced" to use Venom by the producer, and I wonder if most of that was because Raimi liked the concept of the Black Costume turning Peter/Spidey Wicked. Most of the movie was on that struggle and the metaphors therein. That concept was also a holdover from the 90's cartoon (which Mr. Arad also produced), but Raimi obviously liked that aspect more than Venom himself. Brock Jr. has barely more development than Gwen and is just there as an example of what Peter may have become had he been twisted fully by his desires. Don't get me wrong, Venom looked cool, the battles were good and Topher Grace was fun with his weaselly set up, even if he needed all the cosmetics and CGI in the world to almost look scary. But I look at the film as a whole and Venom is just sort of there. On the upside, without Venom, the ending with the "apology/forgiveness" bit with Sandman & Spider-Man would have been WAY too anti-climatic. And without Venom to kill Harry, Sandman would have lost all sympathy had he done so. Still, while Sandman's "BS" origin included him more seemlessly into the movie's mythos, Venom more than anyone just seemed crudely inserted. It still was a load of fun, and the ads refusing to run a full image of him was a masterstroke of hype.

- Speaking of Sandman, naturally altering his origin was going to bring debate. Giving him the sickly daughter served as a good motivation for his bank-robbery schemes and towards giving him sympathy, whereas in the comics he usually was just a lunk, not unlike The Rhino. The other major bit was making him the actual shooter of Ben Parker, and not The Carjacker. In a historical sense, this is hardly unusual; most superhero movies have struggled with using the concept that "heroes fight crime" because it seems too impersonal, so they usually like villians with ties to the origin of the hero. The greatest example was 1989's BATMAN, which literally revealed the Joker as the man who killed Bruce Wayne's parents. Some would say this was equalivent, but it is not. Joker is Batman's #1 arch nemesis, the most popular and overused. He really doesn't need much to be tacked onto him to make him exciting to an audience. Sandman, in contrast, even as one of Spidey's earliest rogues, is hardly his most popular. Joker, while flat in a way, at least is darkly amusing, Sandman was mostly a thug with his infrequent bouts of heroism. Plus, as I mentioned in the above link, it gave Peter a good reason to gun for Sandman and a good reason to give their battles weight given Sandman's own motive. I do agree somewhat with Mix that it would have been better had Sandman's origin not been immediately revealed. To compare, in the 90's Batman cartoon episode "HEART OF ICE" that essentially gave Mr. Freeze his sympathetic origin, Batman initially battles the villian during a robbery and we don't find out his motives until the end of the 2nd act. I actually expected them to do something simular with Sandman but the pacing was different. Making Marko the killer of Ben Parker helped alliviate some of this, but I agree the pacing of this tidbit could have been maximized better. But I really didn't see it as a major problem. I mean, Dr. Octopus is portrayed positively until he becomes a supervillian in S-M2 (although, in fairness, the movie claimed he was essentially being controlled by his mechanical arms, thus not in full control of his actions & morality). The previous two movies sort of showed the villian's origin in a straightforward, A-B-C fashion so I was used to seeing that again.

- I like the fact that while Dafoe's Goblin is naturally iconic, that Peter's relationship and conflict with Harry is actually more complicated and in a way deeper. It was built up over two films so it has a lot of weight. As noted before, the films remembered that it was Norman's legacy that helped make him the monster he was, not entirely his acts while living (although naturally killing Gwen Stacy during a time when death in comics was rare helped).

- Raimi has also admitted in previous interviews that he never cared for Gwen either, so it was no surprise she doesn't have much to do but look pretty and get rescued (and make MJ jealous). One could argue that John Jameson served little purpose in S-M2 but to make Peter jealous, although he definately got some more life out of it methinks. I sort of missed John Jameson, actually, but the movie was crammed enough as it was without him. Although while I could understand why audiences appreciate simplicity, in the comics MJ was hardly Peter's first or last girlfriend, so sometimes her seeming like the be-all or end-all true immortal love for the virginal Peter Parker in the movies sometimes can seem awkward. But again, I don't mind it.

- Despite the fact that overall I enjoyed S-M3, I honestly don't think a 4th is going to be any better, but Sony will only see dollar signs here. And despite my liking for the film, this is another trilogy that, to me, peaked with the second, like STAR WARS, BLADE, and X-MEN. Of course, it was miles more enjoyable to me than X3 or BLADE:TRINITY, or any of the 3rd films of the Batman & Superman franchises, so there you go.

Dunst really can't pull off lines like "go get 'em, tiger" or some of the stuff comic MJ was known for, at least pre-marriage, but that's been obvious since S-M1 so it didn't bother me. She doesn't reak of arrogant self-importance like Halle Berry does.

I did notice how self-pitying she was in the beginning, though, moreso this time. One scene in particular; MJ goes to Peter's apartment after seeing the first bad review, and Peter competantly uses his past experience as Spider-Man to attempt to relate, and she just completely brushes that off. Like the kind of people who feel no one's suffering can ever be equalivent to their own. But, again, people in real life are usually flawed like this, responding to things illogically and emotionally, so I didn't immediately get appalled. MJ did get the damsel routine into overdrive though, man. Even Lois Lane in typical SUPERMAN films only get kidnapped once.

Despite the fact that Raimi has made the New York citizens rise to defend Spidey in every film until now, the outright Spider-Man worship from NY seemed a little awkward, especially as it just made J.J. more of a crank for being his only critic. Superman essentially invented modern superheroes, but Spider-Man redefined them; part of that redefinition that gave him his charm, though, was the fact that people weren't just holding daylight parades for him like Superman and even Batman at the time got. I could buy people defending him in the middle of a crisis, so long as there was some reasonable "mystique" about him overall. But here he all but made Superman in Metropolis seem hated. It makes sense, but simply makes Spider-Man look more like a generic superhero, if you get my drift.

I still would kill for a writer to write Peter & MJ together and make that poor redhead for once seem to enjoy the fact that she is married to a damned superhero. The problem naturally is she fell in love with Peter, and sort of tolerates his life as Spider-Man as a fetish, something she can accept so long as he hides it to a certain degree. MJ complains, "That was OUR kiss!" but when was the last time they kissed like that?

Of course, so does removing his secret identity, eliminating his supporting cast and having him join various super-teams, but them's what the comics have done.
 
Pretty heavy weak for me.

DC

Countdown - 51 -- My god. To think I ever had any doubt as to weather or not I was going to buy this book. I gotta tell you, this was a VERY solid opening issue. It deals with Pied Piper and Trickster for a bit, but is pretty heavy on Red Hood and Jokers Daughter. Jokers Daughter basically kidnaps a "britney spears" type of person, demands money, Red Hood shoots her from the parashoot, saves the girl, and tells Jokers Daughter to go away and stop doing crimes. Basically. She leave,
then one of the Moniters chases her down, and kills her, saying that he's going to "save the multiverse" and that "anyone that is a world jumper and death defier will be killed".
Oh, and "Ray Palmer". Awesome. 9/10, pick of the week. I hope to god that this series stays like this one.

Green Arrow - 74 -- I heard this book was over at 75. This is basically a setup for Green Arrow / Black Canary getting together. A bunch of panels with them talking under the sheets about how good of a man Oliver has become, and how he's been celebite (ya right) since him and canary were last together. The last panel wasn't too big of a supprise. I mean, Deathstroke is still pissed about getting trounched upon by Olly, so why not team up to take him down? A decently solid issue, but nothing to really write home about. 7/10

GLC - 12 -- Too lazy to review it in full, but basically
Guy is framed hard for murder, and proves that he's a resiliant and smart lantern, goes to Mogo which brings his Dad back to him who starts critizing him. The princess lantern (name slipped my mind) and her partner deal with the head exploders, princess's dad is dying, so they leave to go visit him. The partner (who is the self proclaimed best doctor in the galaxy) can't save him and he dies, princess blames her, partner leaves. Meanwhile, Kilwog is going off about how he's going to kill Gardner before he kills again before theres a trial, and Guy Gardners partner makes an appearance in the last few panels.
Meh. 6/10. I want Sinestro Corps to start up soon, cause this book is getting too space dramay for me.

Nightwing - 132 -- Who woulda thought he didn't die in the fire! :rolleyes I don't know why I keep buying this book, and it's mostly just nostalgia/colectors sake. Bride and Groom arc is finally over, which felt like it dragged on for a year, but apparntly it was only 4 or 5 issues? He's working with what, like 5 villains in this book to stop the two of them. One of the people he's teamed with dies (all 5 of whom I've never heard of, ever), as the Bride and Groom get away. Power Punch goes beserk and follows after them, two of the remaining 3 villians-in-the-old-days leave saying they don't want to do this anymore, and it leaves Nightwing and Charge to take them down. Theres a few panels that talk about why Nightwing does what he does (as Charge asks him), and it basically sets up Charge to be a new ally and possibly a new Villian-turned-hero in the comming months. Could be interesting, but probably not. After reading htis book for 132 issues, and every mini/oneshot that it's produced (as well as Annuals), it's time for me to hang up the book and call it quits. 7/10, because Calcutta gets burned alive, and Nightwing keeps his superhero oath, after almost letting it slip away.

Still havn't read Outsiders, as it's part of the Checkout arc, and I havn't decided if I'm going to pick up checkmate or not yet (I picked up 13, which starts the arc, but I don't know if I'm going to read the whole arc or just wait for Outsiders to go back solo)

Marvel

Nova - 2 -- Like Avengers: The Iniative last week, over half the book was already online through various "previews" and such. Though I gotta tell you, Tony Stark can be a real dick. And Nova shoved it right back in his face. Tony saying that they "were a little too busy" to help with the whole Annihilation deal, then Nova shoving it in his face by saying that the Skrull Empire is no more, Xandar is gone, all the Nova Corps is gona, BIllions died, Quasar died, Thanos died, huge chunks of Kree territories are gone and that "I pulled him[Annihilus] inside out and saved the universe. What have you done lately, Tony?" made me giggle. I love him so much. But I didn't understand why Tony would try to even compare what's been going on with earth to what Nova's been up to. He deals with Diamond head, which was kind of funny how fast he dominated all over him, and makes the splash page (LOL THE THUNDERBOLTS ARE HERE!) kinda redundant. I mean, we're talking about the guy who killed Annihilus when he was using the N-Zone and Quasar bands almost at full. He's not going to let a bunch of 20bit villians and a super angstyemo ex-new warrior touch him. Or he shouldn't, and if he does it's just bad writing. If I hadn't picked up Countdown, this would definatly be the pick of the week. 9/10.

Now, I picked up ASM after I said I wouldnt, and NA. I don't really understand if these two are supposed to be going on at the same time period or what, but it's annoying. I know that one book and a team book arn't going to be similar with the character, but come on. Peters in NA wise cracking and having a golden time, while in ASM he's hellbent on killing Kingpin, and is literally going psycho. I'm not going to review those two, because the whole inconsistancy of spider-man is going to curb my judgement. Alot. And I mean, it's not like you guys really even read my reviews anyway, ya?
 
Nova - 2 -- Like Avengers: The Iniative last week, over half the book was already online through various "previews" and such. Though I gotta tell you, Tony Stark can be a real dick. And Nova shoved it right back in his face. Tony saying that they "were a little too busy" to help with the whole Annihilation deal, then Nova shoving it in his face by saying that the Skrull Empire is no more, Xandar is gone, all the Nova Corps is gona, BIllions died, Quasar died, Thanos died, huge chunks of Kree territories are gone and that "I pulled him[Annihilus] inside out and saved the universe. What have you done lately, Tony?" made me giggle. I love him so much. But I didn't understand why Tony would try to even compare what's been going on with earth to what Nova's been up to. He deals with Diamond head, which was kind of funny how fast he dominated all over him, and makes the splash page (LOL THE THUNDERBOLTS ARE HERE!) kinda redundant. I mean, we're talking about the guy who killed Annihilus when he was using the N-Zone and Quasar bands almost at full. He's not going to let a bunch of 20bit villians and a super angstyemo ex-new warrior touch him. Or he shouldn't, and if he does it's just bad writing. If I hadn't picked up Countdown, this would definatly be the pick of the week. 9/10.

I didn't read Annihilation, and I didn't pick up the first Nova issue. I think I need to read this issue though, based on your review.
 
Nice. :up:

Definitely agree with you about Franco's performance. I still have to disagree about Gwen, though, but whatever. Good movie.

I'm glad to see Franco killed off.The guy is a tremendous actor who can carry an entire film on his own.The Spidey films didn't do him justice besides some drunk scenes in Spidey 2.His portrayal of James Dean has been his best performance yet.
 
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:eek: Well... I'm not scared anymore.
 
My eyes, they burn.
 
I'm glad to see Franco killed off.The guy is a tremendous actor who can carry an entire film on his own.The Spidey films didn't do him justice besides some drunk scenes in Spidey 2.His portrayal of James Dean has been his best performance yet.

It made me think, what if franco had played Anakin. Could have been awesome :csad:
 
It made me think, what if franco had played Anakin. Could have been awesome :csad:


no, didn't matter what young actor had played adult anakin, when you only have 3 to 4 takes[or less] to get each scene right, it wouldn't matter.
 
Jesus will you people review some comics??

Marvel Zombies: Dead Days (Spoilers)

Pretty good but the same problems the original series had are back here as well. The zombies are given an easy ride to take over the world. A team including Thor and Doctor Strange are defeated by the zombie Fantastic Four. Doctor Strange does nothing throughout the book. He must be weak in this universe, like, Jubilee weak because in the 616 this guy could stop the damn virus himself almost.

Worst part for me: NO HULK. That's what I was looking forward to most. But oh well. It's still a worthy addition to Marvel Zombies and you will not believe what Reed Richards (HUMAN Reed Richards) does in this book. Civil War Reed looks like Steve Rogers compared to this.
 
I'm glad to see Franco killed off.The guy is a tremendous actor who can carry an entire film on his own.The Spidey films didn't do him justice besides some drunk scenes in Spidey 2.His portrayal of James Dean has been his best performance yet.
Damn... Talk about a spoiler.
 
Amazing Spider-Man #540 - What's funny is this isn't the best book I read every month, but in the last few issues, it's become one were I really cannot wait until the next one hits the stands. Tension City.

This is the best of the current storyline and for several reasons. Remember Spider-Tracers? They're here. Remember Peter being a science nerd? It's here. Remember Spider-Sense? It's here, and Pete uses uses it in a way I haven't seen before. There's also a scene where Peter gains some information in a way that I have not seen before. I love it.

I also love Ron Garney. God damn how I love Ron Garney. He was only artist that made the Iron suit look decent, and by God if he doesn't destroy all others when he's drawing the black suit. In the past few months, I've said every month that I put him as high up on the pedestal as JRJR. I think Garney's taking the lead. He was born to draw Peter Parker.

All the love aside, there are some things that stand out, in a bad way. How Spider-Man can run around Grand Central, I do not know. I would think that place would be crawling with SHIELD agents. And if not, their response time isn't as slow as the scene plays out. Peter's like public enemy number one, and that isn't really shown here.

Also, and I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't like Fisk being the guy behind everything. He started out as a Spidey villian, but after Frank Miller got his hands on him, he's been attatched to Daredevil and rightfully so. It just seems to me that after Murdock's interactions with Fisk in prison, Peter Parker would be the last thing on Wilson's mind. I dunno. I suppose it's cool that JMS is "taking the Kingpin back" in terms of making him a Spider-Man baddie again, but it doesn't work 100% for me. I'm like 62% for it.


Next up is New Avengers #30...
 
New Avengers #30 - Who would have thought that in a book that bears the name "Avengers" on the cover, Wolverine would be the voice of reason? It's interesting reading different writer's takes on the same characters. In Amazing Spider-Man (which I just reviewed), JMS writes a very upset, very angry Peter Parker. Bendis writes him here as all ****s and giggles. Over in Astonishing X-Men, Logan his basically comes off as comic relief. Here, he's as serious as all get out, and seems to be one of the few New Avengers still visibly in mourning of Captain America. I'm not complaining OR praising. Just making an observation.

So. Back to the plot. It's still here. And the issue ends with *gasp* the New Avengers still fighting ninjas. It's been FOUR ****ING ISSUES. Darthphere, do you still stand by your comment that this is "fast paced, even for a Bendis book"? And yet, through it all, the book manages to still entertain me. I liked Strange's "Purity Spell" that he put on everyone to assure the doubters that everyone in the group is of good intentions. I like Yu's work. I think I'm getting used to him not having an inker. It really doesn't matter anymore, because Dave McCaig's color work is phenomenal.

Tony gives a little speech (which we've all read since last week), that comes off as sincere. Here's the thing about Tony. He's a good guy. Everyone thinks he's a *****ebag, but I don't. Tony wants what's best for eveyone, and he's smart enough to know what that is when others don't. Tony's like your parents who tell you to go to bed on time when you don't want to. It's for your own good, but you're not having it. I like Tony in this issue. I also believe that the number one reason he's tracking the New Avengers is because he really does fear what might happen to them if he doesn't find them first. I think he loves Peter. In a friend, slightly father figure kind of way, and he doesn't want to see him get hurt. It's easy to be angry at the ones you love, and it's even easier to hurt them the most. So yeah, I liked his "talk" he had with them. It was fitting.


Oh. And Clint's back. Did you guys hear that? CLINT'S BACK. Oh. You knew, already? Well, he IS back, you know...

Lastly, I think people who want this book to stop with the conspiracy theories and start with the bad guy beating ought to just drop the book. It's not for you, so stop reading it and stop complaining about it. Go read Mighty Avengers and ***** about naked Ultron.


Next up is The Immortal Iron Fist #5...
 
It's been FOUR ****ING ISSUES. Darthphere, do you still stand by your comment that this is "fast paced, even for a Bendis book"?

Definitely. For a Bendis book, it's moving at a brisk pace. :o
 
Wow. That's impressive man. Standing by that comment, that is.

Nobody *****es on here more than I do when it comes to Bendis pacing. Trust me, it's not as bad. Is it slow, yes by other standards yeah, by Bendis standards, not so much. Plus, my first statement is slightly hyperbolized anyway. Get over it.:whatever:
 
Nobody *****es on here more than I do when it comes to Bendis pacing. Trust me, it's not as bad. Is it slow, yes by other standards yeah, by Bendis standards, not so much. Plus, my first statement is slightly hyperbolized anyway. Get over it.:whatever:

Four issues, man. Four issues, and they all end in the middle of the same fight with the same ninjas. That is slow. Even for Bendis.

I'm not *****ing. Like I said before, the book entertains me. I'm just saying that in the 1/3 of this book's yearly output, we're still in the same place.
 
Four issues, man. Four issues, and they all end in the middle of the same fight with the same ninjas. That is slow. Even for Bendis.

I'm not *****ing. Like I said before, the book entertains me. I'm just saying that in the 1/3 of this book's yearly output, we're still in the same place.

Classic Bendis.
 

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