Bought/Thought January 14, 2009

[Keyser Soze]

How anatomically different are Kyle and Soranik, two beings born light years away from each other? Just figure they're either anatomically compatible or they somehow manage a platonic love.

Or imagine Kyle's shock when they undress in the bedroom, and Soranik reveals her huge penis...

 

[yenaled]

Now that's fanservice.

 

[BrianWilly]

I'd read it.

 

[SouLeSS]

Well, when you think about it they could just use their constructs to...well...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Why? Just... why?

 

[SouLeSS]

Guess now we know what the Star Sapphires do in their spare time, huh?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

"This crystal ain't just for gazing into, baby." :heart:

 

[Spade]

Soranik reveals her huge penis

...Why, internet. Why.

On a less fetishistic note, I'm glad to see Kyle has good things happening for him in Green Lantern Corps. If I had more cash, I'd buy it, but alas...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Punch a child and steal theirs.

 

[Spade]

I think that works with candy, not money. Unless you gank some cash from a child laborer.

 

[SouLeSS]

Whenever I'm short on cash, I just go to my local middle school and beat up all the kids for their lunch money. ****ers always got 20's on them and ****.

So just do that.

 

[RockSP]

Punch a child and steal theirs.

Good luck finding a kid that reads comics...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Way to bring the mood down, man.

 

[javi1024]

X-Men/ Spider-Man #3

ok let me start off by saying this series is awesome! its a shame its only a limited, but they obviously can't continue with this format. so this issue jumps ahead the the 90's era with a twist in cast- Ben Reilly in the spidey suit. in this issue the boys (and Storm) take on Carnage, another 90's icon, while Mr. Sinister continues his secret great experiment. lots of action, great dialogue and, again, its great reading actual X-Men and Spider-Man history being worked into the story. the last issue is still my favorite from the series, but that doesn't take away from this one. 9/10


Amazing Spider-Man #583

when i saw "Because you asked for it, Peter on a date!" on the cover all i could do was just laugh. but regardless this was another good Waid story (i really wish he would just take over the Braintrust with Slott). it was a pretty nice story about Betty and her relationship with Pete, nothing spectacular as of yet, but then with Betty's discovery that all her friends hate her right now theirs a huge change in tone for the book and it becomes that much more powerful. this is my PICK OF THE WEEK. 9/10

 

[fifthfiend]

Whenever I'm short on cash, I just go to my local middle school and beat up all the kids for their lunch money. ****ers always got 20's on them and ****.

And cell phones. You can't tell me an 11 year old walking around with a damn cell phone ain't an invitation to punch the little ****er in the face and steal his phone.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Probably a better idea to punch his parents for spoiling him.

 

[fifthfiend]

But his parents might be big enough to defend themselves.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, that's no fun.

 

[yenaled]

Is it really that bad if an 11 year old has a phone?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes. It's endemic of our deterioration as a society, damn it!

 

[RockSP]

My 9 year old niece got a cellphone for christmas. And a laptop.

I was 26 when I got my first cell...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Bloody youngsters. In another two generations, they'll be getting their first personal nuclear reactor at age 5.

 

[Themanofbat]

My 9 year old niece got a cellphone for christmas. And a laptop.

That's f^%#&%king ridiculous...

Somebody should slap her parents...

 

[MightyAvenge]

I totally agree, somebody please slap her parents. I'm 26, it was only 8 years ago that I was in Highschool, even back then, not eveybody had cellphones, cause as kids we didn't grow up with that **** (we had pagers). Kids born in todays society have will have no clue what a pager is, or even a ****in land-line. A CD player will be like an A-Trac to these damn spoiled kids, these kids won't now what it was like having to go to the library to actually do research. Dont get me wrong, I love technology but I think kids are really growing up to fast now-a-days. These kids wouldn't know what to do if they couldn't be texting the friends all day during class. It's really SAD, seeing that kids are getting basically dumber and dumber and more like sheep year by year. As long as you were born before the 90's, you'll appreciate technology for what it's worth.

 

[RockSP]

That's f^%#&%king ridiculous...

Somebody should slap her parents...

Well it would be kind of unnecessarily difficult to slap her dad. Gotta get a shovel, whole bunch of digging...

As for her mom, nah I'm not smacking my sister unless it's something reeeeaaaally important. Like she sits on one of my comics or something.