CAP Alert

[The Hero]

Rushmore

I normally do not make a suggestion of whether to watch a show but I will suggest that you do not bother with "Rushmore." It was ....... nothing, just nothing.

I wonder how much hate mail he got for that review alone.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Our model will not permit film analysis or scoring without an investigator actually watching it.

Wow, this guy IS a pro!

 

[Assassin]

Rushmore



I wonder how much hate mail he got for that review alone.

lol, i kinda agre on with him on this one

 

[The Question]

Got a link?

Warning: People say **** and **** alot. I don't care, but for some reason the mods do:

http://www.channel102.net/show.php?show=12

 

[The Hero]

Warning: People say **** and **** alot. I don't care, but for some reason the mods do:

http://www.channel102.net/show.php?show=12

"That's Nietzsche.He killed my father."

That line has made my day.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I make a lot of money nowadays. I should save up pocket change until I have $350 in dimes and nickels and pay him to review Pink Flamingos or Salo:The 100 Days of Sodom.

 

[Elijya]

Salo:The 100 Days of Soddom.

holy ****, I just read the summary for that. Is that even legal to own in the US?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I know. I can only guess that, a lot of it's implied and they found some preternaturally youthful-looking teens.
I've seen it for sale on many obscure movie sites.

 

[Elijya]

and I thought KIDS was ****ed up....

 

[The Hero]

A Knight's Tale

Note that the homosexual inference by the use of two major songs by homo/bisexual artists, "We Will Rock You" [Queen] and "Golden Years" [Bowie] is not likely accidental.

So every sporting event in history has chosen to play "We Will Rock You" in order to promote the evil gay agenda?

American Beauty

And Thora Birch, one of the two actresses in the movie who permitted the world to see their femine attributes is reported to be only 17 years old! Since the threshold of acceptability of gratuitous nudity content has now sleezed into the lives of 13-year old kids and even younger (ref: Titanic - PG-13, The Fifth Element - PG-13, others), why not let younger and younger girls bare themselves onscreen? Maybe in another few years 16 year old girls will be permitted to participate in this enlightened and progressive freedom? In a few more years, 15, 14, 13.......? (if the Bride is not collected before then).

Oh,no!So you're telling me that Titanic was just step one in a master plan to turn all movies into hardcore child pornography?I'll alert my local congressman!

Freaky Friday

Damaging content included young Harry Coleman (Ryan Malgarini), about 9 years old, with two same-aged boys (Hayden Tank and Cayden Boyd) donning brassieres belonging to his 15 year old sister, Annabelle (Lindsay Lohan) then Harry rubbing the cups while pretending to moan with "o-o-o-o, o-o-o." What a thing to have little kids do in and as entertainment for little kids! I guess the writers were suffering the "you'll thank me when you're older" syndrome. Now those three kids (and maybe those who watch) are a little more worldly with a little more of their childhood stolen from them.

Damn,I watched that with my nephew.Does that mean I deserve a milestone tied around my neck?

Bad News Bears

May Heaven help the writers of this film just on the other side of their last breath.

It's official:If they don't like your movie,you're going to hell.

 

[The Hero]

Son of the Mask

So, Son of the Mask is the first R-PG film. How coincidental ... and perfectly suggestive. "RPG" is also the abbreviation for a weapon. A Rocket Propelled Grenade. And so is this film a weapon -- a weapon of moral assault. I wonder what would happen to the morals and ethics of your child(ren) and the stability of their concept of reality if this cinematic RPG explodes in their minds.

Wait,you're condemning other movies for violent imagery,yet you just painted the mental image of firing a rocket-launcher into a kids head.Nice work.

Sugar & Spice

Cleo (Melissa George) is in love with Conan O'Brien.

For a second there I thought he was going to go into a rant about how it's convenient that this vile film references Conan O'Brian,well-know for his mocking of our savior,portraying him as a gun-totting,NASCAR-driving heathen.I guess he knew if he wrote that than several of those death threats would become a reality.Oddly enough,while he seems very offended by male flatulence,the female flatulence in this movie goes unnoted.Maybe he has a fetish?That would explain the moral overcompensating.

Kingdom of Heaven

A few words about the Crusades. While the entire affair was indeed heinous, if some group of people were attacking your group of people, stealing your property, burning it to the ground, stealing your land, taking your women and children and killing the men, wouldn't you fight back? I could be wrong but I somehow doubt it would be God's Will that I stand back and let the oppressors have their way with my family whose care is my charge: that it would be in such a case a sin to instead do nothing. When Jesus spoke to us about turning the other cheek [Matt. 5:39], He was not speaking to letting somebody kill you or your family. He was speaking to not seeking revenge. [Rom. 12:19] This is why the Crusades may not have been in accordance with His Will but rather in violation of it since, on the surface anyway, the Crusades might have been the seeking of revenge. Stand fast in and defend your faith in Jesus but don't seek to get even with those who slander you for it. God will implement justice in His way in His day.

He's.Defending.The Crusades.

I'm speechless.

 

[The Hero]

I make a lot of money nowadays. I should save up pocket change until I have $350 in dimes and nickels and pay him to review Pink Flamingos or Salo:The 100 Days of Sodom.

We all need to pool our money together and get him to review A Dirty Shame,Jesus is Magic,Saw I & II,Dirty Love,and Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter.

Rules of Attraction,yet another movie he walked out on(after fourteen minutes!).

The mother of all CAP Alert reviews:The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

That sound you just heard was your mind eating itself.

 

[The Question]

"That's Nietzsche.He killed my father."

That line has made my day.

My favorite is this:


"I'm immortal. I have a clone army. I went to college. You can't beat me."

 

[The Question]

He's.Defending.The Crusades.

I'm speechless.

Yeah. That was pretty ****ed up. This is my favorite line:


"if some group of people were attacking your group of people, stealing your property, burning it to the ground, stealing your land, taking your women and children and killing the men, wouldn't you fight back?"

That is true. And you know who was doing alot of th stealing, burning, and killing? The christians. Not that the other sides weren't doing it too, but the Christians were doing it just as much.

 

[Kurosawa]

I'd like to see his review of the Aristocrats.

 

[BlackSymbiote]

Isn't this the same site that listed 13 Going On 30 as slightly offensive and said Fantastic Four was bad because they didn't thank god for their powers?

I also seem to recall one person on that site yelling at people who liked Empire Strike Back because the Force was "of the occult" and Yoda was a demon.

And then, of course, there was Disney's Hercules... that was a fun read.

 

[The Hero]

My favorite is this:


"I'm immortal. I have a clone army. I went to college. You can't beat me."

"HAHAHAHAHA.......*****ebag."

You should read his review of Dinosaur
Evolution strikes again!

Maybe that is the way wildlife is, but when your child is exposed to such brutality should be YOUR decision as a parent, not the decision of a movie writer.

And it's still YOUR decision whether or not to take you're kid to see it,ass.

 

[The Hero]

And is it just me,or is the term "sinematic cyanide" that he's so fond of the perfect name for a band?

 

[Wolfwood]

and I thought KIDS was ****ed up....

When the funk did you become mod? Congrats.

 

[The Hero]

From his review of Hearts in Atlantis

Ted tried his best to keep Bobby from touching him, but living upstairs from Bobby and befriending him did [not] make for a completely platonic relationship.

AHHH!How the hell could he not realize what he was typing?

 

[Flexo]

"HAHAHAHAHA.......*****ebag."

You should read his review of Dinosaur
Evolution strikes again!


And it's still YOUR decision whether or not to take you're kid to see it,ass.

"Dinosaurs are animals. They have no high-level form of communication, no God-breathed spirit, no emotional societal framework. They have no concept of the Golden Rule. Yes, they are important because they are part of God's creation, but they are not human, and no-one--especially children--should be led to think otherwise."

Man, I bet this dude just hates Tom and Jerry. Talking animals that're violent! FETCH THE HOLY WATER AND THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

 

[The Question]

And then, of course, there was Disney's Hercules... that was a fun read.

I can't find that one.

 

[Elijya]

I think BlackSymbiote may be thinking of another site

 

[The Question]

Damn. I wanted to read that one.

 

[The Hero]

I can't wait for his reviews of V for Vendetta and The Da Vinci Code.