Celebrity superpowers.

[xwolverine2]

what would u say certain celibrities powers are?

ex:

michael jackson - secretes a phermone that attracts children.

kirstie ally-has the power consume large quantities of cities..
-rumored to have eaten galactus himself-

 

[Victor Von Doom]

SHAQ - Has the power to RIP WOMEN IN HALF!!

 

[The Female Torch]

Chris Evans- can change his gender at anytime
(some things make me wonder if he's female or male)

 

[xwolverine2]

dakota fanning-....can summon the forces of hell at will

 

[Manic]

George Clooney - Ability to generate a giant smug cloud from his own sense of self-righteousness.

Trey Parker & Matt Stone - Able to throw stones from within a glass house.

 

[Tangled Web]

Topher Grace-His smugness attracts fan boys, only after they realize that it is not a rumor anymore, it is fact. He makes them accept it.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Paris Hilton. She can open her legs at the speed of light.

 

[xwolverine2]

colin farrel- can open his legs at half the speed of light