Census night 2006... YAY!

[Mentok]

So its census night here in Australia.. Yay I guess.

Basically There is this form that has to be filled out so records can be updated and the Government can be sneaky... Thats really why they do it.

Anyway... Its an excuse to get drunk and fill out a bunch of forms... Kinda like the first time I had sex.

We should do a HYPE Census... Not me though, im far too lazy to do it.

Ok, so here I go the magical paper seal of the census form has been violated by my fingers... Time to start.

 

[DOG LIPS]

The secret society of Australian Reptillians are trying to take over your brains!! Don't fill out the form!!

 

[Mentok]

Too late...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We should do a HYPE Census... Not me though, im far too lazy to do it.

I've only had one census taker come to my door during my life so far and one of the questions the dude asked me was "Is there anyone in your household who needs help getting dressed?"

Also, if anyone's thinking of doing a Hannibal Lecter joke, don't DO it.

 

[LEX]

Ernie Dingo is annoying.

I feel like throwing my remote control at the TV whenever the commercial comes on.

 

[Mentok]

Damn... There was no question about beards.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey Mentok, I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

 

[LEX]