Chuck Norris Jokes!!! (and rate)

[Mr. Biggles]

8/10


In space, Chuck Norris can hear you scream.

 

[Immortalfire]

10/10

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you will win.

 

[Mr. Biggles]

10/10

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you will win.

8/10

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

 

[Troy_Parker]

t: 9/10

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

 

[Dr. Evil]

8/10

Chuck Norris has been where no man has been before: Inside a Black Hole. As a result, the Black Hole is no longer black, it's white due to the fear that Chuck has instilled inside of it. When word spread, other black holes followed suit.

 

[Troy_Parker]

9/10

The boogeyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed

 

[Astrø]

8/10 This isn't a joke I'm going to tell you but it does have to do with Chuck Norris and it is funny.


Go to google and Type in "Find Chuck Norris" (make sure you spell Chuck Norris right!)
Make sure you click on "I'm Feeling Lucky". The turn out should be this:

This Proves Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.

 

[Sawyer]

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

 

[thejon93]

'thejon93' ~ "Don't step on any toes now, Chuck."
'Chuck Norris' ~ "I don't step on toes... I step on necks."
'thejon93' ~ "Holy... Sh-"

 

[Astrø]

10/10! Chuck Norris has a nightlight. Not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.