Chuck Norris Jokes!!! (and rate)

[BizarroAids]

6/10

Every time a man *********es, God kills a kitten. Everytime God *********es, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

 

[RKO]

9/10

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

 

[Astrø]

6/10 Chuck Norris dosn't cut his grass he dares it to grow.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Eight.

A man once gave Chuck Norris a Coke when he asked for a Pepsi. Now the man can't use the bathroom standing up and drinks his meals through a straw. Norris doesn't dew Coke. Coke pays for his Pepsi.

 

[Astrø]

7/10

The reason that there is no life on mars is because Chuck Norris has been there.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Nine.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in line at the grocery store. Lines wait for him.

 

[RKO]

7/10

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

8/10 thats a classic!!
Chuck Norris was offered the role of Sgt Barnes in Platoon. He turned it down because he felt Barnes was a whiny little biaaatch

 

[Pluto]

Anybody see him flip out at Huffington on Larry King the other night?

 

[Astrø]

Chuck Norris had to get a concealed weapon permit to wear pants.

 

[Immortalfire]

8/10

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

[darkseid26]

7/10

if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, chuck norris has more money than you

 

[dlvillarreal]

7/10

Chuck Norris was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.

 

[Astrø]

10/10!

Did you hear Chuck Norris started selling his pee as a beverage? Its known by you and me as Red Bull.

 

[darkseid26]

5/10

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

7/10


http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp153/achilles26/****.jpg

HAHA!

 

[Astrø]

Chuck Norris went back in time and saved JFK by catching the bullets in his beard of justice. JKF's head exploded in amazment.

 

[Go Web Go!]

2/10

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

 

[Astrø]

5/10

Under Chuck Norris's beard there is no beard only another fist.

 

[Spider-X]

5/10

Under Chuck Norris's beard there is no beard only another fist.

3/10

that's a 4 point deduction due to that one already being posted twice


God of War 3 Spoiler Alert!!!

In the next God of War game, after you defeat Zeus for the final time, you will fight Chuck Norris. The offical game title is God Of War 3: The Fall of Kratos. The makers of the game have come out saying it will be Kratos' last final adventure "for obvious reasons." It is also being said that it will be less of a video game and more of an interactive documentary.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

you don't repeat a Chuck Norris joke twice, you say it once, and run like hell, before he finds you LOL

 

[Booznian]

3/10

When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool of water, he doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norris!

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[Go Web Go!]

4/10

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

 

[Immortalfire]

5/10

Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club