Church ministers under the age of...10?

[terry78]

http://www.yahoo.com/s/706538


The funny thing is the kids are dead serious when they get up there and start talking.

 

[Darthphere]

Kids need a mother****ing nap, a dirt nap.

 

[terry78]

Get 'em while they're young. Haha.

 

[ShayneBishop]

Kids need a mother****ing nap, a dirt nap.

Why would you say that?

 

[Darthphere]

Why would you say that?

Why wouldn't I say that?

 

[Darthphere]

Get 'em while they're young. Haha.

I was hoping the black kid wasn't like one of those stereotypical black preachers, my hope has vanished. SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!

 

[Ice-man]

Sexual chocolate... Are verry own Randyy! WHATSON!!


lets here a word from our beloved reverend Brown.

The Lord-ah he works in mysterious ways-ah He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho-ah, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den-ah, he helped Gilligannnn get off the island-ah.

Can i get an A-men! ah

If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[bullets]

this just proves how ridiculous its all become.

 

[Darthphere]

That white kid is funny "I'm going to answer this question biblely."

 

[bullets]

i remember my goal at the age of 7 ..... play in the dirt

 

[Darthphere]

"I don't play with toys, I play with my dog"

 

[bullets]

yeah by yanking him around by the leash all day

 

[Ice-man]

how does he play with his dog?

"is it gay if you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off, i mean its your dog"


WE GET IT!!!

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

Ive seen kids preach...but ive been raised in church my whole life(16 years)...

 

[Ice-man]

i stopped going to chuch when i was 13-14 when i came to the realization religion is BULL ****.

religion is something that gives people that extra bit of hope and satisfaction, but i think its stupid and separates people even more.


its all about o hes a strict jew and shes a strict catholic so they can get married its against their faith. **** that.

its bull

 

[AhabTheArab]

man i could get high and go watch those two kids all day... this ****s hilarious... they have these people tricked....