Of course, Clark has had great chemistry with just about every girl he's been paired with...
Clark = chemistry
That's right - step right up, ladies!!! We have here the one, the only, the amaaaaaazing Tom Welling as Clark Kent, who we know will become Superman sooner than later! He's tall, dark, and handsome! Curls to twist! Eyes that glow with an inner, alien light! Biceps like small boulders! A chest broad as a barn! Paws for hands! Feet the size of NBAers'! ...and you ladies all know what they say goes with those last two...
Right now, tonight, we're offering YOU, yes, YOU!, our fangirls, your own chance to experience the wonder that is *Tom*. Up close and personal. He can make you feel like the female SV character of your choice, with a glance - a whisper - perhaps more**. He's THAT good. For just a small donation, a pittance really***, you get your choice of Farm Clark, RedK Clark, or even Kal-El. If you're into the kinkier stuff, Tom will consider negotiating for a few minutes of his time in the role of Enspelled Clark (beam and all but NO fingernails, ladies!) or SilverK Clark (specify whether you do or do not want witnesses). Fifteen minutes of his time in all, in the loft, for all the Clark you can take! We'll even supply both of your wardrobes (SV-style for your characters) for the duration...
So what are you waiting for, ladies? You know you want him. You know you've been dreaming of this since the first day you laid eyes on him. He can be all yours... but only tonight, and only in this thread.
** - the "more" is a private decision between you and Tom, to be made during your fifteen minutes. He has agreed to act as Clark has on the show; anything beyond that is per his personal discretion. Give him a good reason, ladies!
*** - Tom, SV, and CW get no financial benefit from these transactions. All proceeds will be donated in their entirety to the Give-The-Character-A-Clue Foundation. You may specify which character will benefit from your personal donation. No part of this donation is tax-deductible, but you won't care.