Comic Quotes

[boywondernerdDC]

From Justice League Heroes:

Darkseid:"The skies will burn. The oceans will boil. The streets will run red with your blood."
Batman:"I'm from Gotham. Show me."

i need that game.

 

[Vanguard07]

I REALLY wasnt impressed with it actually... It was pretty boring and way too short

 

[mathhater]

too short perhaps...but I didn't think it was boring at all. I couldn't stop playing. "Kay...I'm totally quiting at the next checkpoint." Then, boom! it's 4 hours later...but to each his own...

 

[Fledermaus]

It's a fun game. It is kinda short. But if you start out on easy difficulty and move up a level every time you beat it, by the time you reach the superhero difficulty your characters are leveled up to intense bad-assery.

 

[Kenda Man]

Captain Cold talking to Candyman, a mobster in a hotel with armed bodyguards circling around Captain Cold .

Candyman: Do I need to remind you, you're in a hotel filled with over two hundred armed men. My army. You've got a dozen automatics staring at you. You're in no position to threaten anyone.
Captain Cold:It might look that way,"Jack", but I promise you... I'll take these idiots out before they can blink. Did you forget I'm used to tangling with someone that moves at the speed of light?Then I'll come after you. Shove this gun down your throat and freeze you from the indside out. It can take up to fifteen minutes to finish you off, but I've got the time.


The Flash: Rogues TPB

Captain Cold after killing Chillbaine who killed his sister.

Captain Cold:[Internal] I'm trying to hold it in. The creep that killed my sister is dead. I should be drunk, passed out on the floor, celebrating, or in the back with Angie, or out on a job... But I can't shake this feeling... God, as much as I loathe it. As much as I hate it--my heart's not always cold. [Internal]


The Flash: Rogues TPB


Impulse rushes in an empty building thinking that innocent people were in danger, where without Impulse's knowledge, Deathstroke is hiding in the shadows.

Impulse: Hello? Anyone here? Hell--
:::::A tranquilizer hits Impulse in the back of the neck when Bart slowed down for a second.:::::
Deathstroke: Like Moths to a light.
Impulse: What was...C-can't--
Deathstroke:Move? You may be able to leap around at the speed of sound--but you stopped for a second. And then you became a target. Your metabolism will break down the tranquilizer in less than a minute. But that's all I need. Sorry, Kid. Wrong place, wrong time. I'm sending a message.
::::CHAK::eathstroke pumps his shotgun and aims it at Impulse's knee:::::::
Tell the Titans-- kids shouldn't wear costumes.

BLAM!

Teen Titans: A Kid's Game TPB



The Justice League meeting after the events of Identity Crisis took place over what happened to Sue and Dr. Light. The violations Hawkman is refering to are the mind wipes of villains, performed by Zantana to make them forget the heroes identities and family members.

Hawkman: Don't talk to me about violations. You and Flash didn't see Sue's face that night. You didn't see what Light did to her. If I'd known this was going to be such a pain, I would've killed him then and there.

JLA Crisis of Conscience TPB


Batman punches Hawkman. Hawkman says this while getting up from the punch.

Hawkman: I hope it was worth it, Batman. Because I'm going to give you ten minutes you'll never forget.

JLA Crisis of Conscience TPB

 

[twylight]

Dinah: Going macho on me, big guy, with the bare chest?

Ollie: Feel free to do likewise...

Dinah: A lady is a lady...even in the depth of a rain forest.

Ollie: Does that include last night?

Dinah: I was perfectly ladylike last night......in a raunchy sort of way.

 

[King Ruler]

Kite-Man: I'll get you for this, Meat Cleaver!

Meat Cleaver: What are you going to do? Glide me to death?

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....

 

[incubat]

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....

lol

 

[Kebab gud]

i always liked this one:

Deadshot: You're one disturbed freak, Ragdoll. But you're committed to your freakism, I'll give you that.

 

[Anubis]

Black Canary: "We've been together a long time...longer than some Marriages last these days. Do you know why? Because we give each other exactly what we need...companionship..privacy...support...independence...commitment...freedom."

Green Arrow: "And fantastic sex."

 

[Super Mark]

Kite-Man: I'll get you for this, Meat Cleaver!

Meat Cleaver: What are you going to do? Glide me to death?

And here goes another one from the Justice League game (correct me if it's wrong):

Batman: It appears to be a forcefield...

Superman: ....You really are the World's Greatest Detective....

Both great; it's nice to see Supes with the sarcasm! But who is Kiteman? (Or meatcleaver)?

 

[boywondernerdDC]

wow my thread is still alive

 

[King Ruler]

Both great; it's nice to see Supes with the sarcasm! But who is Kiteman? (Or meatcleaver)?

Kiteman was this really cool supervillain who always got into it with Batman and the crew who had kite based weapons. And Meat Cleaver was this YJ villain. He accidentilly chopped off Kiteman's arm in that issue of YJ.

 

[Super Mark]

hey guys, where are the batman/blue beetle dialogue quotes coming from?
it sounds almost like the " I can't believe it's not t he Justice League" one of my favorite comics ever written. lol

JLI I believe.

By the way, this thread is the bomb!

I've found some GREAT books because of it; I bought Hush and Identity Crisis, for example.

I had the address for BoywonderNerdDC's thread in my signature line for months so more people could get onboard!

SUPER MARK t:

 

[Super Mark]

wow my thread is still alive

Deservedly. You and a few others got the ball rolling beautifully; Comic Quotes deserves a long life, unlike some threads some of us wish we could go back in time and delete before we started them!


Super Mark

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Proof that Transmetropolitan kicks ass.

"I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again."

"The BAR. Five years of pulling a gun before changing the TV channel and punching the barman in the neck for a clean glass. The only human contact I had for five years. Outside of the odd local paramilitary vendetta. What a great bar. I hate it and everybody in it. If I'M miserable, then EVERYBODY'S miserable."

SPIDER: Notes towards...well, towards SOMETHING. Towards an ESSAY, maybe. A memoir from a cold place. No. Sounds crap. NOTES FROM THE ASS-HOLE OF THE WORLD.

[While encounting an ass-hole in a toll booth.]
SPIDER: Working this TOLLBOOTH all week, pissing in a whiskey bottle and weakly jerking off over the radio porn that AERIAL picks up...must be a tough life. But you really are everything I moved to the mountain to ESCAPE from. A worthless scrap of frogs**t with a pulse and a bit of authority. Here you go. I'll be back for you, s**teyes.

[While in heavy traffic.]
SPIDER: Move it OVER! Yeah, YOU! Eat s**t and die! I'll drive where I f**king LIKE! Yeah? YEAH? Come HERE then! The best part of you dried up on your mommy's thigh--

SPIDER: A Kenyan man once said to me, "You can get used to anything when money's involved." He used to stick mice up his ass for twenty bucks a time.

"The city never allowed itself to decay or degrade. It's wildly, intensely GROWING. It's a loud, bright, stinking MESS. It takes STRENGTH from its THOUSANDS of cultures and the thousands MORE that grow ANEW each day. It isn't perfect. It LIES and CHEATS. It's no UTOPIA and it ain't the mountain by a LONG shot--but it's ALIVE. I can't ARGUE that."

SPIDER: My HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE is on DRUGS. Horrible.

"There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long--PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution."

SPIDER: Hello, Royce. Nice of you to have the phone fixed.
ROYCE: I didn't "fix" ANYTHING. I've got control of your line--I keep it cut off unless I want to talk to you.
SPIDER: You treacherous sack of s**t, I can't work without a phone--
ROYCE: You're DANGEROUS with a phone. Remember what you DID when you were alone with a phone in PRAGUE? Remember how many people DIED?

[After having his newfound two-headed cat piss on the phone while his editor was still on the line.]
SPIDER: You're a filthy, disgusting ****e. That's a TERRIBLE thing to do. Keep up the good WORK.

"There was a time when I LIKED a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was GREAT, being nine years old."

[After getting into a strip club as a riot is occuring outside.]
STRIPPER: Oh, S**T, they've gotten IN--
SPIDER: It's okay, it's OKAY--I'm NOT a mad rioting bastard. I am, in fact, a completely DIFFERENT kind of bastard.

SPIDER: As I was SAYING, journalism is just a GUN. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you AIM right, that's all you NEED. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world...

"F**k you. If anyone in this s**thole city gave two tugs of a dead dog's c**k about Truth, this wouldn't be happening."

SPIDER: You...you've had it being displayed LIVE?
ROYCE: No one else could get a reporter in, Spider. You were IT. You're FAMOUS again, man...
SPIDER: NO! F**king NO! I don't WANT to be fameous again!
SPIDER: You miserable toad-screwing s**t-sucking father-raping--
ROYCE: HEY. Get some PERSPECTIVE. I've just made you THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS, Spider.
SPIDER: *not listening* Grandmother's corpse-f**king ass-tick-infested-monkey-come-drinking--How MANY thousands?

SPIDER: I'M HERE TO STAY! SHOOT me and I'll spit your goddamn bullets back in your FACE! I'm Spider Jerusalem, and f**k ALL of you! HA!

 

[The FallenAngel]

^Ok...where can I buy that from? Those quotes are amazing.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

^Ok...where can I buy that from? Those quotes are amazing.

It's a DC title, under Vertigo, so it shouldn't be too hard to find. All of those quotes are from the first TPB, which is a skinny little thing for only 8 bucks. I highly recommend it.

 

[incubat]

It's a DC title, under Vertigo, so it shouldn't be too hard to find. All of those quotes are from the first TPB, which is a skinny little thing for only 8 bucks. I highly recommend it.

but what's it's name?

 

[The Question]

Transmetropolitan. It's the story of an angry, violent, drug addled gonzo journalist named Spider Jerusalem in a high tech futuristic version of American urban society.

 

[incubat]

uh...nice...i'll look into it, thx

 

[Kebab gud]

from BOP #60

Dinah: If i stayed mad at every girl Ollie ever slept with, I'd have to sequester myself from female contact of any kind, including Aliens and Robots

it was just so funny that i started to laught out loud

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

I do like the one with Azz Bat and Bane

Bane
"Gotham is mine, in my pocket"

Azz Bat
"Prepare to be mugged!"

 

[Kebab gud]

Here is a golden nugget this time from Wildcat

Wildcat: Pointing a gun? Okay. Trying to kill me? I can forgive that. But dont no one ever.. EVER.... Make fun of the champ' s hat!

another lol moment

 

[kytrigger]

I can't remember the line word for word, but it was somethign like:

"We are the Justice League. We've beaten up real Gods and made them cry. You are nothing to us."

-Martian Manhunter