Comic Quotes

[Emerald Knight]

It's from the first Outsiders arc "Looking for Trouble". That was a great bit.

 

[Pksoze]

Great line from the new Superman trailer.

"You wrote that people don't want a savior, but, every day, I hear them crying for one."

 

[boywondernerdDC]

The Question: Do you shoot everyone you meet, or is this a personal thing?

 

[trustyside-kick]

^Who is The Question talking to in that quote?

 

[Anubis]

Iron Man Volume 4 #8

Spider-Woman - "Boys...? Either zip it up or take it outside."

Spoiler

Wolverine

- "Whaddaya say, bub?"

Iron Man - "What do you say? I say you take your best shot...then you watch me heal...then I take my best shot. Bub."

 

[Anubis]

^Who is The Question talking to in that quote?

Montoya

 

[The BatDude]

another quote from 52

"Do I judge you by what you say or by what you do, Renee?" - The Question

 

[Fledermaus]

From The New Frontier:

Batman (to J'onn J'onzz): It took a seventy-thousand dollar sliver of meteor to stop the one in Metropolis. With you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches.

 

[Anubis]

hehe, yeah, I loved that line

 

[Pksoze]

From The New Frontier:

Batman (to J'onn J'onzz): It took a seventy-thousand dollar sliver of meteor to stop the one in Metropolis. With you, all I need is a penny for a book of matches.

That's a good one.

 

[boywondernerdDC]

Deep down Clark's essentially a good person...and deep down I'm not.

 

[Vanguard07]

I dunno if i posted this before and i'm too lazy to go back and check but it's Thor's quote:

Ultron, we would have words with thee.

 

[The BatDude]

"I seem to have made myself an enemy of all the bad guys" - Jasone Todd

What happened, did your mommy and daddy get shot again? That would suck!"- The Joker

 

[Jono87]

"What happened, did your mommy and daddy get shot again? That would suck!"- The Joker

Whoa, when did he say that?

 

[The BatDude]

Whoa, when did he say that?

he said in a hallucination in The Crow Flies

 

[trustyside-kick]

As The Crow Flies* :P

 

[Pksoze]

"This guy goes into the Hospital...His wife just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the Doctor and he says, "Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?" And the Doctor smiles and says, "There fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy!" So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. "Doc?" He says and turn's around and the Doctor and the nurses wave their arms and sceam in his face,

"April fools!

Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!"

Arkham Asylum (The Joker)

 

[ToddIsDead]

"I touched my mother's breast. It bled." - The Goddamn Batman

 

[Knives122]

"We're screwed" - Superboy

 

[boywondernerdDC]

"This guy goes into the Hospital...His wife just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the Doctor and he says, "Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?" And the Doctor smiles and says, "There fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy!" So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. "Doc?" He says and turn's around and the Doctor and the nurses wave their arms and sceam in his face,

"April fools!

Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!"

Arkham Asylum (The Joker)

that is harsh

 

[ToddIsDead]

Arkham Asylum rules all. It's my favorite Batman book.

 

[The BatDude]

The Joker:All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

The Joker:You're doing what any sane man in your position would do. You're going mad.

Joker: Why aren’t you laughing?
Batman: Because I’ve heard it all before…and it wasn’t funny the first time.

Batman: Maybe it was just you, all the time

The Joker: Don's get even,Get mad!

 

[The BatDude]

Superman - Take them out FAST!
Superboy - Take em out? They`re noy even my type! Okay maybe if I rearrange their faces!

-The Return of Superman

 

[The BatDude]

...and all the ****es and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down and whisper "No"-Rorschach


Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci

 

[XFanTim]

Quicksilver in counseling with Doc Samson:

PIETRO: So you're the fellow that Val Cooper has hired for this odious task.
SAMSON: Why "odious" Quicksilver?
PIETRO: It's idiotic government regulations. "After a mission deemed traumatic enough, all team members are to attend counselling sessions." Rubbish. I assure you, there's nothing we cannot handle. We do not need a "doctor" attempting to dissect us.
SAMSON: I take it you don't think much of me.
PIETRO: I don't think much of anyone.
SAMSON: Well, Val did warn me you're always nasty. She called it PMS...
PIETRO: I beg your pardon?
SAMSON: "Pietro Maximoff Syndrome". An uncontrollable urge to be high-handed and arrogant.
PIETRO: And I'm upholding that assessment?
SAMSON: Somewhat, yes. You seem proud of it.
PIETRO: I revel in it. I'll have you know, doctor, not everyone can raise arrogance to the level of an art form. [solves a Rubik's Cube in seconds as he's speaking]
SAMSON: I have a jigsaw puzzle over there that's been stumping me, if you'd care to...
PIETRO: Certainly.
SAMSON: So... you don't think much of anyone. Does that include yourself?
PIETRO: Myself most of all.
SAMSON: So you're saying you feel inferior?
PIETRO: Not at all. I simply hold myself to an impossibly high standard. No one else even comes close.
SAMSON: You don't wear an X-Factor uniform.
PIETRO: They haven't offered.
SAMSON: You haven't asked.
PIETRO: I prefer my individuality.
SAMSON: Why do you feel so set apart from everyone else? Is there anyone you feel close to within X-Factor, Pietro? Feel friendship or even affection for?........... Well?
PIETRO: None of your business. Tell me doctor... Have you ever stood in line at a banking machine behind a person who didn't know how to use it? Or wanted to buy stamps at the post office, and the fellow in front of you wants to know every single way he can ship his package to Istanbul? Or gotten some counter idiot at Burger King who cant comprehend "Whopper, No Pickles?"
SAMSON: Well... yes... I suppose...
PIETRO: And how do you feel on those occasions?
SAMSON: Impatient. Irritated. A little angry.
sometimes.
PIETRO: Precisely. Because your life is being slowed to a crawl by the inabilities or the inconvenient behavior of others. It's not a rational or considerate attitude to have, but there it is. Now, Imagine, Doctor, that everyone you work with, everywhere you go your entire world is filled with people who cant work cash machines. I'd venture to say, Doctor, that you too would suffer from PMS. Get the picture? Not so puzzling now, is it.
(X-Factor 87)

Some Thanos quotes:

"Am I not Thanos?! Did I not butcher the woman who gave me birth, who force-fed me into this hell called life?! Is not the wake of my passing crimson with the blood of my enemies and allies alike?! Death is with me every second of the day! My every moment is spent in either dealing out death or worshipping it! So tell me, who under the stars is better suited than I to be Death's consort?"

"Who would have thought that becoming God would be such a hollow victory"

And a few more Dr. Manhattan quotes:

"This world's smartest man means no more to me than does its smartest termite."

"A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?"

Laurie Juspeczyk: Is that what you are? The most powerful thing in the universe and you're just a puppet following a script?
Doctor Manhattan: We're all puppets, Laurie. I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.