Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

You are gonna be happy, a strong sense of comfort and well being will overtake you a feeling like being tucked in under a warm blanket on a frosty winter night. Thats when your floor splits open and the Grim Reaper appears apprently once again saying that you should enjoy tonight bc thats all thats left to enjoy. He reaches over to a strange machine that appears that has a 1/10 scale on it. He casually say "People should really be specific in there wishes" He pulls down the lever past 10 almost like it could break. He vanishes but not before saying "oh yeah don't worry you'll understand tomorrow, have a good night"

I wish that I could transfer to another college already

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be so unknown that even you can't find it and you will roam aimlessly for the rest of your life looking for it.

I wish tomorrow will be as great as today.

 

[Harls]

Tomorrow will be as great as you thought, but after that you never have a great day again.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[BlueLightning]

You will stop procastinating, but that will cause that everyone you know will be stranged by how you act. They will be suspicious of you, they will think the only way this is happening is because you are not you, they start investigating and they realize you are not you after all, you are the clone # 27 of a a secret experiment, and you are not aware of it until they tell you. You will suffer from an identity crisis, and then the goverment will capture and confine you to solitary imprisonement. You develope several identities while there, eventually losing your mind, and in the end you will be living in a world of fantasies that you will create. Inside that world you will register to a forum called "The Superhero Hype Boards" as the user "Harls" and type in a thread "I wish I could stop procastinating"...

I wish for some pizza.

 

[Sensi]

You will have pizza but there will be ants all over it

I wish I didn't have to do what I have to do now.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You won't have to do what you do now. Congrats! Thats one less thing off your chest. So with this overall lack of responsibility to this issue. You will be relaxed enough that you walk the sidewalks and feel overall since of tranquility in everything. On a check up with the doctor he will give you some bad news. You now have a condition that will gradually worsen. And will require you to have a schedule for everyday in order to handle your illness. No more surprises, no more freedom. You become a slave to your body. All the while knowing the schedule is a filler until your lifes end.


I wish that I was moving somewhere interesting.

 

[NHawk19]

You do . . . but it's only interesting to Twilight fans.

I wish I was rich.

 

[al35077]

You become rich but have noone to share it with.

I wish my manager would quit so I could punch him in the face without getting fired

 

[Bruce Banner]

He quits and not only does he quit he mouths off at you to the point you never have doubts about decking that **** in the face and then some. With your well worn knuckles you go home still feeling the rush from the days earlier event. And the next day all your coworkers give you praise for "speaking" your mind to him. You go home feeling kinda high on yourself only to find that your mother crying at the table, she doesn't tell why until you really pry. Apprently she has a lover who works with you, she plans to marry him still crying about some assualt the day before. He also plans to move in very soon.

I wish that I could wander the world and get caught up in adventures and witness unforgettable moments.

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will only be by watching 'Around the World in Eighty Days' over and over.

I wish I could kick somebody's butt like Bruce Lee.

 

[lou2099]

True, but then you will also meet his same fate at the same age he did.

I wish heavy snorers knew they did that.

 

[Sensi]

They will know but many just try to magnify the sound even more since they know it is irritating you.

I wish things were just suddenly crystal clear.

 

[al35077]

Things do become clear but you also realize that ingnorance truly is bliss.

I wish i had a good wish to make.

P.S. Congrats on making mod Sensi

 

[Sensi]

Thank you so much

You will have so many good wishes you can never think about anything else from now until forever.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

 

[lou2099]

Yes, but it will be the same beach like in the movie Blood Beach.

I wish I could make better decisions.

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be only for others.

I wish I could eat something healthy for lunch

 

[lou2099]

Go ahead, but whatever it is, it will taste like ass.

I wish we could all just get along.

 

[Sensi]

We will all get along and become complacent and totally boring.

I wish I felt better.

 

[lou2099]

Granted. But since this post is so late, you just felt better naturally, so you already suffered longer than you should have. Ha ha.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Boo Berry cereal.

 

[Sensi]

You will have unlimited supply of Boo Berry cereal but as you eat it you will turn into this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF_Dhgisbys

I wish I could have a week just to relax.

 

[lou2099]

The week has passed, you didn't take advantage of the wish and now you will be hospitalized for exhaustion.

I wish I could watch the new Nikita series that's premiering tonite.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then she will step out of the TV and kick your butt

I wish I can watch the new Nikita series that's premiering tonite instead of you

 

[Vengeance]

You will but then as soon the music starts the power will go out and not be restored until the show has been cancelled in its 2nd season and it was never released on DVD or ever be repeated so you will never watch it ever

I wish I had mind reading superpowers

 

[Sensi]

You will but that is all you will be able to do for the rest of your life

I wish I had a new avy.

 

[Vengeance]

You will find the most perfect one but then when you are about to stick it in you realize they have stripped away your right to have an avy

I wish I be with somebody right now