Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You will know it. You just won't be able to do it.

I wish I could feel peace and happiness like i do today everyday.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be happy everyday like you are today. Your life calender will end faster than everyone elses, as a way to balance out the equations in life.


I wish I could feel comfort in what I was told.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You are told you have only 24 hrs to live.

I wish all by bills were paid off.

 

[J'adore]

They're paid off but then you get more and more bills and it never ends.

I wish I was an actress

 

[Kane52630]

You will become a actress but will be only in zombie flicks

I wish I own a Jetpack

 

[J'adore]

You do, but it explodes in your face one day and you die.

I wish I was a princess

 

[Sensi]

You will be a princess but you will only be a princess waitress in the Disney resort.

I wish I knew if it would be wise for me to write someone an email.

 

[J'adore]

You find out it is wise, but then your internet crashes so you can't send the email.

I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow

 

[Sensi]

You will know because I will tell you but then when you show up it will be all wrong and your trust in people will never be the same.

I wish people that think they are trying to help wouldn't just put me down for hours.

 

[J'adore]

They wont put you down for hours, instead they'll be super nice and over indulgent which causes you to get sick and tired of them and scream at them to leave you alone, which causes an argument and then you have no friends left in the whole entire world.

I wish I could blow things up

 

[LOBO3315a]

You wind up blowing yourself up in the process.

I wish I were a better person.

 

[Sensi]

You will be a better person just by knowing me

I wish my forum had a thousand members.

 

[J'adore]

It does but then they all hate you and get the forum closed down.

I wish I had a bigger avatar

 

[Kane52630]

you will but will lose all of your posts

I wish it can be Halloween already

 

[Sensi]

It is. You are just got in the Twilight Zone and don't know it.

I wish to remember it is me alone that can make my own happiness.

 

[Anubis]

You do, but you forget how to hold your urine.


I wish I could find a decent job making good money, doing something I can moderately enjoy.

 

[Sensi]

You do but then you are consumed with just wanting more and more and lose everyone that ever loved you.

I wish I was happier about Halloween.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be happier for halloween. But you will hate every other holiday for the rest of your life.


I wish to move away from home.

 

[Anubis]

You move three blocks away into a haunted card board box behind the liquor store.


I wish I was immune to all disease and poisons so I could start an act where I drink 409 and lick a Syphilitic kangaroo. (try corrupting that! )

 

[Kane52630]

someone shoots you in the face because he was jealous of your awesome powers

I wish I had a microwave that microwaves other microwaves

 

[Anubis]

Done. But it explodes because it was Made in America, and a shard of glass flies out and, like, I don't know, stabs you in the junk or something.


I wish I had a pair of pants that every time I stick my hand in the pocket, I pull out a $20.

 

[Orb]

You get your pants but all the money was counterfeit.

I wish I could wish for umlimited amount of wishes for my wish.

 

[Sensi]

You will get all your wishes but they are counterfeit.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You'll sleep well tonight but won't wake up for some time.

I wish I had a car

 

[LOBO3315a]

You get a car, but the first time out, you get in a collision.

I wish I knew if my job was going to last.