Corrupt A Wish

[Kane52630]

You will but it wont be good ones

I wish I have all 6 books of the Walking Dead

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will be some rip off of the real books.

I wish to only be around people who will treat me nice.

 

[Harls]

You do -- at first. As gradually as people become more and more self-centered and less friendly, less and less nice people will be able to be around you until at last you are the only one left.

I wish I was pretty.

 

[J'adore]

You're granted the wish but nothing changes and you realise you are all ready pretty indeed

I wish I had pant suits

 

[Harls]

Granted, except now you ONLY have pant suits... and they're all burgundy... you'll have to sleep, play, work, exercise, swim, shower etc in burgundy pant suits for the rest of your life!

I wish I didn't have freckles.

 

[Sensi]

You won't have freckles but then people will constantly say the freckles are what made you beautiful.

I wish I didn't know such stupid people

 

[Anubis]

Done. Now everybody you know is smarter than you, and think you're stupid.



I wish I was rich but not famous, everybody in my family was healthy, wealthy, and loved each other as well as me, no war, peace and happiness throughout the world, and comics only cost 10 cents.

 

[Sensi]

Granted however it truly is just a figment of your imagination.

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you can only go back 3 seconds.

I wish I was the worlds greatest detective.

 

[Harls]

You become Batman and as such are very deeply burdened with the deaths of your loved ones, have no time for real relationships, are a bit of a recluse, and apparently never sleep because of all the parties in the day and crime fighting at night.

I wish dust didn't exist.

 

[Anubis]

Granted. In it's place is a nasty parasite that eats everything in it's path.


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and never get sick or fat.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Granted, but now everytime you eat you kill a 1000 brain cells. Sooner or later you won't even be smart enough to realize whether you are sick or not. Luckily you won't understand the concept of the term fat by then either.


I wish that I wasn't feeling lost.

 

[Anubis]

Hey, I call boos**t! Dying brain cells resulting in mental disability IS getting sick, and I specifically specified NOT getting sick!


Also, fine, you aren't lost anymore, you know exactly who you are, what you need to do, and how you will spend the rest of your life. Then you're hit by a bus.


I wish I could make the day last as long as I want.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Sorry Anubis, I am tired and not thinking clearly. But look at it this way, I got hit by a bus just now.t:


Granted, the day is as long as you want it to me. You find out though waking up the next day it was exactly like the day before. You come to the conclusion after a week that you are gonna pull a Bill Murray and have a "Groundhogs Day" type life the only difference is the speed of it, luckily thats in your hands...



I wish to write something that could be deeply meaningful to others.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it wont become meaningful until hundreds of years after you die, poor, penniless, and critically panned by all.


I wish I had made better decisions after high school.

 

[lou2099]

These decisions won't nearly be as better as the ones you should have made during high school.

I wish Ryan Reynolds was not the Green Lantern.

 

[Harls]

He won't be.... but he'll be every other superhero. (Oh no!)

I wish they loved me back!

 

[Anubis]

They do. In fact now they're obsessed with you and stalk you and stuff. Eventually ending in a double/triple/quadruple/whatevs/murder suicide.


I wish I had endless bread sticks.

 

[Schlosser85]

You have endless bread sticks. Unfortunately you are now incapable of eating anything other than bread sticks, and eating bread sticks now gives you visions of consuming dead bodies, so you are stuck with either enduring this or starving to death.

HA!

I wish I was rich.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You are rich. That last corruprion was awesome, so you have a rich sense of humor.

I wish I didn't make so many typos when typing.

 

[Schlosser85]

You don't make any more typos when typing. This is because you lose all of your limbs in a freakish accident and can no longer type at all.

I wish I was in a relationship.

 

[Sensi]

You will be but it will be disastrous and you will never be able to get out of it.

I wish for a very pleasant Thanksgiving.

 

[Vengeance]

You will have a great thanksgiving and then when you are relaxing in the evening and turn on the the tv you notice on the news they say "its Friday..." and realize you slept through the whole of Thr and it was actually Friday

I wish for 3 wishes

 

[lou2099]

Yes, but the lack of originality of such a wish pisses me off so much, you only get a can of Purina dog food per wish.

I wish for Wishbone Salad Dressing.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You get salad dressing made from wishbones.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas!