Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You will travel around but it wont help you to forget your thoughts and you will be so depressed that you never enjoy anything.

I wish I knew how to make people like me.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You know how to make people like you. You never take any action at doing these things out of fear of becoming bored with knowing their train of thought and getting annoyed and chance of possibly hating to deal a variation of yourself.


I wish I knew how I was honestly regarded among certain people.

 

[Sensi]

You will know because you will constantly be asking them to the point they start hiding from you.

I wish it wasn't dark.

 

[Bruce Banner]

It is not dark outside. You decide to enjoy it by going for a pleasure cruise, later having a driving accident in a intersection. You hurt a person who might be a gypsy. She angrily decides to "darken" the depths of your soul.

I wish that moments were more rewarding.

 

[Sensi]

Every moment will be rewarding but soon because they are you get bored and it doesn't matter anymore.

I wish someone would write me a poem.

 

[Bruce Banner]

They will write you a poem. They will avoid being overly tacky as they write it and go for something a little more genuine and something to stir up the possible cob webs inside your chest cavity.

Those words will be a catalyst, from then on every single thing said will be tainting you.


I wish I knew if I would acheive my goals.

 

[Sensi]

You will achieve your goals and never doubt yourself again. However, everyone will shun you because you will become so egotistical.

I wish I didn't have to go.

 

[Anubis]

You don't, have to go, but sadly, you can't stay here.


I wish I had someplace to go.

 

[Sensi]

You have someplace to go but it's the worst place ever and you dread going.

I wish to have a good night.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You don't have to go. You decide to stay and relax a bit, But then you couldn't get your mind off the stuff you have to do.


I wish that I had some R&R.

 

[Sensi]

You will have R&R all the time but it will be Ribs and Rice and you will get so sick of it.

I wish I didn't worry so much.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You stop worrying, to the point that you don't care about anything. You become 800lbs, develop offensive body oder, and all your teeth fall out.

I wish I could live my life, and not be responsible for other people.

 

[Harls]

You will not be responsible for other people, however, you won't be able to be responsible for yourself either. You will live the rest of your life in and out of troubled homes or jails, whilst others look on and wonder why you can't be more accountable in life.

I wish I was part of the circus <3

 

[Kane52630]

You will and will be apart of the Flying Graysons

I wish I can go to Tokyo

 

[Anubis]

You go, but you get stepped on by Godzilla.

I wish I could control time.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You can control time. You can control it by simply saying what you want to happen out loud, and tell it to stop its course of action when you feel ready. You want to see what the 23rd century is like so you say "forward" during that process you decide to eat some food and have a allergic reaction having the most powerful sneeze in your life. You bite your tongue clear off and pass out from shock. When you wake up you went a "lil" past the 23rd century and still going.


I wish that I was put to the test.

 

[Sensi]

You will be put to the test but first you will have to run around the town singing 'Eye of the Tiger'. By the time you do that, everyone will just think you're crazy and never notice you were even put to any test.

I wish to never be sick.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will never be sick in a physical sense. To counter act this, you will always be lovesick and homesick.

I wish I transfered to my new school already.

 

[Sensi]

You will but after a few weeks you will hate it.

I wish to walk away and never look back.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You do so. You keep walking, and walking and walking, never looking back. Eventually you reach the point you started walking at.

I wish 5:30 PM was here all ready.

 

[Sensi]

I has come and gone and so have you forever.

I wish to truly trust just one person before I die.

 

[BlueLightning]

Because you are so nice I grant your wish, but because the rules of the thread... that will be your only wish that will came true.

I wish to be master of time and space.

 

[Anubis]

Granted. This Labradoodle is named Time, and this Cocker Spaniel is names Space, and they both have doggie cancer or something.

I wish I had all the awesome games that's coming out this holiday season.

 

[Harls]

No problem! Games galore, games stacked up to your eyeballs all around the entire house. You'll sit down in a comfy chair with a drink of your choice getting ready to play when you realize.... your controller is out of batteries. You search everywhere, knocking over things in an angry rage but you can't find any. You drive to every store within a 50 mile radius but alas, all the batteries in the world are gone or broken.... you are finally driven to curling up with your dead controller, licking/slobbering all over it in an attempt to bring it back to life with electricity from your own body as your logic oozes out of your tears.


I wish I had the determination I need, but not too determined -- just enough to get stuff done.

 

[J'adore]

You do, you get everything you've ever wante done with the right determination. This leaves you bored and thinking you have no meaning in life, so you go off on a soul searching trip and along the way you become a Jehovah's Witness and knock on people's doors daily only to be abused by them.

I wish I had real wishes