Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

You will be in a girls club. Right around the time you are blue haired and walking with a bad back. You are a 21rst century golden girl.




I wish that I was caught up in a chaotic story.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

It can happen,if you make a movie about it.


I wish I was immortal.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

You are immortal, but you don't stop ageing, within 150 years you'll be senile and crippled.

I wish I was German.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You are German.All the Jews hate you.


I wish I was a big wig somewhere.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You are a big wig alright, on a shelf

I wish my PC could work newer games without lagging

 

[Ultra Lantern]

It will in 20 years or so.

I wish my I.Q. was 2,000.

 

[al35077]

You will never be challenged by anything ever again and your life will be so dull that you turn to alcohol to slowly destroy your brain cells

I wish i wasnt so gassy tonight

 

[webhead9707]

You take a magical beano and you never fart again, unfortunately the gas builds up and you explode.

I wish I could shapeshift like Mystique without being blue!

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You can,but your real form is a yellow 3 ft. blob.


I wish I had a genie.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You do have a djini. However, all the wishes you make, only serve to ensnare your soul to the Lamp.

I wish I had not run out of things to wish for.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You won't run out of things to wish for. You will have plenty of things to wish for. They will just not be granted because the guy in charge of granting wishes found out his wife is having a affair. This dilemma has messed with his head all day. Unable to confront that cheater, he decides to corrupt your wishes because you want so many.



I wish I knew what I valued most.

 

[Sensi]

You will know what you value most finally and then when you look her in the eye and get ready to tell her, she walks away.

I wish to show people i am not just fluff.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You are not just fluff. You are hardened like a stone wall. Because of that you will never have the vulnerability or anything of the sort that could make your life more passionate. Because of this you work in social work or the DMV for the rest of your life.



I wish that I never become a English Professor.

 

[Alien1495]

Granted. You will instead become a Spanish professor.

I wish I could have a cheesecake right now.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You can.It is Limberger cheese.


I wish I was a magician.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You can.It is Limberger cheese.


I wish I was a magician.

 

[Alien1495]

Granted. You become a magician who doesn't know what he's doing, and you turn yourself into a goat.


I wish the Hype would stop lagging.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

It will when pigs start to fly.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Alien1495]

Sure thing. But you cannot stop reading people's minds. Everywhere you go, you will always hear everyone's thoughts. This will drive you insane, and will force you into a life of solitude.


I wish I could teleport.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I give you that ability.To bad,that when you teleport,you age 5 years everytime you do it.


I wish I could type like a secretary

 

[Alien1495]

No problem, but you will have severe arthritis in a few years time


I wish for world peace

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Wish Granted.You become President of The United States and someone assassinates you.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Sensi]

You will be so tall you won't fit in any building and everyone will avoid you. Only the birds will visit you.

I wish wishing something wasn't so hard to do

 

[Spider-Aziz]

That makes you wish more than doing more important stuff

I wish people would listen more to others opinions without coming with stupid justifications why not

 

[Sensi]

Your wish will come true but then they will see how really stupid you are and never want to be around you again.

I wish I could make others feel the way i feel.