Corrupt A Wish

[Ultra Lantern]

You do,but it's only 10 cents that you get back.

I wish that I was at the Superbowl.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You are field grass

I wish I had a wishing glove

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you have no hands.


I wish I hadn't banged that drunk chick at that party last night.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Granted, but that's an alternate reality you

I wish I had the full Hercules: The Legendary Journey series

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You do,but I took them from you.

I wish I had superpowers.

 

[Sensi]

You do but so does everyone else.

I wish my hands weren't so cold

 

[LOBO3315a]

Granted, but the rest of you is.

I wish people would leave me alone when I'm in the bathroom.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

They will.Your bathroom is on a deserted island.


I wish I was a giant.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You are forced to live way below ground

I wish I had 25 golden coins

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The Lepraucaun (Warwick Davis) kills you for the 25 golden coins.


I wish I had a monkey as a pet.

 

[Sensi]

You will have the cutest stuffed monkey

I wish to be able to flirt like other girls do

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You'll be too shy to speak when you flirt

I wish I was a mercenary

 

[Sensi]

You will be but no one will need you

I wish to have a very strong will.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You do,but everyone else has a stronger will.

I wish I had 4 arms.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you will be put in a cage and called a freak.

I wish I didn't make stupid mistakes.

 

[Abaddon]

You won't, and the only mistakes you make will be smart ones too complicated too fix.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Sensi]

You can but only minds of dogs and cats.

I wish I didn't have so much to do tomorrow.

 

[BlueLightning]

You won't have so much to do tomorrow, but the sad fact is that tomorrow will be febraury second, and you will awake in Punxatauney Pennsylvania. You will be trapped in a time loop that day until you become a better person.

I wish for a better way of destroying wishes.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You're people's nightmares

I wish they permanently stop the "dog chewing nads scene" for comedy, they are just painful to look at

 

[Ultra Lantern]

They will,but for you they'll continue.

I wish for a nice juicy steak.

 

[Sensi]

You will have one but then the dog will steal it away from you.

I wish the next 7 days will go well and fast.

 

[lou2099]

Granted, but on Saturday 11:59 PM you fall down a well and have no choice but to fast because nobody hears you screaming for help.

I wish my fingernails and hair did not need to grow.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

They won't because your dead.


I wish I had 5 million dollars.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you will have no one with any Monopoly money left to play with you because you have it all.

I wish someone would brighten my spirits.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Somebody will brighten your spirits. The amount of work to make you feel better condemns him to a life of infinite sadness. Which then begins to depress you and the cycle continues.



I wish I could play my guitar better.