Corrupt A Wish

[Sensi]

You will have it as soon as you get it out of the Cereal box ( your free plastic little toy)

I wish I had a headband with a flower on it.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will get a headband with a flower on it, but with a real venus fly trap on the back.

I wish I had a adventurous life, globe trotting around the world.

 

[Sensi]

It will be but you will never have a true friend or love

I wish someone would write poems for me to read.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will find someone to write poems for you. I'll write the poems and they won't make you feel any better.

I wish I didn't have to buy new tires for my jeep. And College would actually be fun.

 

[Sensi]

You will not have to buy new tires because you no longer have a license to drive. College will be fun until you find out you have been kicked out for poor grades.

I wish I could leave the internet world for good.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, you get hit by a bus and are now a rutabaga.

I wish I had fifty more wishes.

 

[Sensi]

You will but they will all be corrupted.

I wish the Olympics would last one more week.

 

[Vengeance]

It will last one more week but then Vancouver will be hit with a heatwave like never before melting all the snow and ice

I wish for to be where I can't be right now

 

[Sensi]

You will be but then you will find you didn't want to be there afterall

I wish the next person would talk in rhyme.

 

[Vengeance]

I will start to rhyme like this
for eternal bliss
until later when I hear a hiss
and it makes me jump and not rhyme and miss........

I wish the next person will give me a.......kilt

 

[Sensi]

( Great rhyme)

You will get a kilt but it will be too short on you

I wish everyone had to tell me the truth all the time.

 

[Vengeance]

They will but then you get bored of it and want people to at least do white lies a little lol

I wish for two more wishes

 

[Sensi]

You will get two more but i will tell you what they are

I wish to be more outgoing like the other girls.

 

[Vengeance]

You will be for a day then realize its not at all what you wanted to be and revert back to your normal self which is actually much better

I wish for that kitty in your avy

 

[Sensi]

LOL You can have it but you discover you really wanted a different one.

I wish I felt like giggling?

 

[Vengeance]

(oh no I definitely want that one )

You will but then suddenly you will lose your voice suddenly

I wish I stroke that kitty

 

[Sensi]

lol You will stroke the kitty and then your mind will always think of nothing but that kitty.

I wish someone would watch a movie with me tonight.

 

[Vengeance]

Somebody will but then you will fall asleep 2min in to the movie

I wish that kitty would get down and get what she wants

 

[Sensi]

She will then leave you forever

I wish I knew how to be different.

 

[Vengeance]

you will start to be different but it doesn't make you as happy as you are as your normal self

I wish for some lilt

 

[Sensi]

You will get some but it will taste like silt

I wish I was the type to get even with someone.

 

[Vengeance]

You will become the type to get "with" someone then aliens will abduct you

I wish to rub that kitty

 

[Sensi]

You will but it will turn around and scratch your eyes out

I wish I could make someone suffer lol

 

[Great Pretender]

Granted, but they'll get revenge.

I wish I had four arms.

 

[The Navigator]

You will, and Spider-Man will deal with the consequences.

I wish this had actually been in the movie.