Corrupt A Wish

[SymbioticToxin]

One day they will, but eventually everyones feelins will be hurt. Soon the world will be imbalanced because everyone is so upfront with each other instead of hiding certain things from one another.

I wish I could be happy for once.

 

[J'adore]

You do but you only become happy for that one time and never again, which causes you to go in to a deep depression.

I wish I didn't have a cough

 

[Sensi]

You won't have a cough you will just have a runny nose that you can never stop and everyone tries hard to avoid you.

I wish I was ready for Christmas.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You are ready for christmas, but never ready for anything else.


I wish I knew what I was looking for.

 

[RustyCage]

When you figure it out, you'll want to change your mind.

I wish I had the energy to take a shower right now.

 

[Sensi]

You have the energy but the water won't turn on now.

I wish I could move to Alaska.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Sensi will move to alaska. While she is there she will move into a secluded log cabin. Never telling anyone where she went. No phone or computer or anything. She sits around drinking hot cocoa until she gets cabin fever.


I wish that I would be more aggressive.

 

[RustyCage]

Granted, but you find yourself unable to tame it and end up hurting someone you cherish.

I wish there was a hat that fit my abnormally large head.

 

[Sensi]

You will have your hat. You put it on and discover a spell was placed on it. It can never be removed from your head.

I wish I could watch a cute You Tube.

 

[RustyCage]

Granted, but you get so absorbed in cute YouTube videos that your day is gone before you know it!

I wish I could access my dreams selectively, as I please.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then you will get so absorbed in them you will let life pass you by

I wish I could tell when someone is lying to me or prove they are.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will have that ability. Afterwhile you begin to wonder whether of not you actually want to know the truth. You do want to know, but its so hurtful that you begin to shun and reject society. You spend your days alone and continually write in your diary, and develop other personalities in your solitude. You are also convinced that even they are lying to you.


I wish that I had more adventure and moments that challenge me as a person.

 

[Sensi]

You will have all of this but miss the one true thing that would make you happy...love.

I wish today wasn't like every other day.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

Granted, but from now on each day will be a little bit worse than the one that came before it. (this is a really cool, but cruel thread)

I wish I didn't care what people thought about me.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Granted, but now you no longer care if anyone admires/loves you.

I wish I could get over my ex.

 

[Sensi]

You will get over your ex right when your ex decides to come back to you.

I wish I could go to the zoo tomorrow.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You will, and the tigers will be out of their cages

I wish tomorrows test is delayed

 

[Sensi]

It will be delayed but then suddenly popped on you when you are not ready.

I wish i would do what I know I should do.

 

[Orb]

It will be delayed but then suddenly popped on you when you are not ready.

I wish i would do what I know I should do.

You will do what you know you should do but when you do what you should do, you find yourself lost in your mind unable to do what you then need to do.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[Art_of_Crime]

you wake up and find that you can, but realize that they never shut up.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV mot of the time.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You will, but it will be one thing repeated on every channel for the whole week

I wish making wishes was easier

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it's easier for everybody except you.


I wish I didn't get shot.

 

[Sensi]

You didn't but in your mind you are always being shot.

I wish I was in the mountains.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You are in the mountains. You spent your days in a very quiet cabin. You enjoy hot cocoa and rest by the fireplace every night. Miles away from society and the drama that brought you there to rest. There is a blizzard warning in your area. You go to your snowmobile but it is not working. Its too long of a walk down the mountain to town. You decide to ride out the storm. Your cabin gets snowed in and you run out of firewood.


I wish that I had a Olympia sm-9 typewriter.

 

[Sensi]

You get one. You are so happy you sit down and type one letter after that it never works again.

I wish I was not such a weak nothing of a person.