Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

You are not a weak nothing of a person. You are iron willed and determined and make a name for yourself by becoming a dictator and ruling the land with a iron fist. You begin to make horrendous choices that will ultimately make Ivan the Terrible seem like a guy you'd call a "pal".

I wish that I broke free from the bounds of everyday life. Shattering the schedules, rountines and plans with a wrecking ball... Metaphorically speaking.

 

[Sensi]

You will but then you become frantic running from one thing to another not knowing where to put down roots. Finally, you just sit down beside the road and never move again.

I wish I never had to eat.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but now you have to drink a glass of water every five minutes, or you will die.


I wish I wasn't such a self centered *****e bag.

 

[Orb]

You are but then you become so nice that you are disliked by others by your goodness.

I wish I could have a cup of water.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but it's in a beautiful bejeweled chalice.....and sadly, you chose unwisely. (That's a Last Crusade reference by the by)


I wish I was just a better person.

 

[RustyCage]

Granted, but your betterness is drawn from everyone else, causing them to become worse people equal to how much better you grow.

I wish I didn't feel so groggy.

 

[Sensi]

You won't but you will feel so good you can't settle yourself down to work and you end up making a mess of everything.

I wish dinner will be nice and healthy tonight.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you stub your toe on the way to the washroom, it gets infected, and they have to cut off your leg.


I wish I wasn't so nervous for my job interview tommorow.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Granted, you get the job without an interview

I wish I knew how to corrupt his wish instead of making it better

 

[Sensi]

You will learn but by that time, he will have his job and it will be to destroy yours.

I wish I was better at reading people.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You go crazy because of that

I wish other people would learn to laugh silently

 

[LOBO3315a]

They do, but in your pursuit to become a comedian, you can never tell when your jokes are good or not.

I wish it were a lot warmer!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The weather becomes too hot you wish the cold weather returns

I wish people stopped complaining about the cold weather and enjoy it in its time instead

 

[Sensi]

They stop complaining and enjoy it and then BOOM no more cold weather ever again.

I wish the cold weather would last until March.

 

[Cobblepot]

March will last a lifetime.

I wish I'd stay 29 forever.

 

[Sensi]

You will but your love will keep on aging and you will regret your wish

I wish I didn't cry every time my feelings get hurt.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

You will eventually overcome this. However you will soon cry everytime you see somehting that looks painful. This will, in turn, lead you to crying whenever you even think or hear or speak the word 'pain'. Soon you won't even need to do anything, you'll become an endless tear factory just to save yourself the trouble of spontaneously crying whenever.

I wihs I wasn't cold-hearted

 

[Sensi]

You will be so warmhearted that people will soon tire of you and your compassion and push you away just like they did when you were cold-hearted.

I wish C Lee knew I could dance around him two or three times without having to sit down. LOL

 

[Spider-Aziz]

He wouldn't see you do it

I wish I wasn't a clumsy oaf

 

[Sensi]

You won't be. You will be so super cool you will make everyone hate you because you are better than they are.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You didn't make a wish for me to corrupt, you are so pure I can't corrupt

I wish my bro finds his lost brush

 

[Sensi]

I wonder what is wrong with me lol

Your brother will find his brush where you hid it from him and the be mad at you for years.

I wish I would quit making mistakes in the threads

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will no longer make mistakes in these threads. You will however make huge mistakes in your finances, job, family and love life.



I wish that I knew what I genuinely needed.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You got that, you get addicted to things you genuinely need

I wish I could enjoy reading Deadpool once more

 

[Sensi]

You will then you will discover you hate it.

I wish I was a mind reader.