Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

You are a mind reader. You read one too many minds and now your view of humanity is more tainted. You become some crazy lady in Central Park having battles with squirrels and city rats armed with a rotting twig.


I wish I said what what I wanted to.

 

[Sensi]

You said what you wanted and your while life changed for the better until you realized you wanted the way it use to be.

The next person knows I can be a bit feisty if need be.

 

[Bruce Banner]

^The next person also knows that is for the prediction thread. Sensi is probably quite capable of being fiesty.


I wish I was a nomadic writer like Jack Kerouac.

 

[Sensi]

You will be but then you will find out that it isn't you at all and you go into a deep depression not even being able to write.

lol I wish I would pay attention to what thread I am in when I post.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will pay more attention to this little mistake. Then again you will make mistakes on other things that could have been avoided.


I wish that I had solutions to my ongoing dilemmas.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but all those solutions only make things worse.



I wish that that wonder woman show had gotten picked up.

 

[Sensi]

It did but it was on pay for view and you couldn't get it.

I wish to drown my sorrows away.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You do, but drowning in a lake is a terrible way to solve things.

I wish I was paying more attention to my self imposed Twilight Zone Marathon.

 

[Sensi]

You will to the point of becoming one of the characters and you will live inside the TV foreverrrrrrrrrrr

I wish I could give you a green marshmallow

 

[Bruce Banner]

A green marshmallow? I get a green marshmallow and I end up with food poisoning.


I wish that I could find some peace for awhile.

 

[Sensi]

You will then you will wonder where everyone went.

I wish I could be cruel like others.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will get to be just as cruel as others and then some. In time you begin to lose everything that made you who you were before.


I wish I could play the piano.

 

[Sensi]

You will be able to play the piano but no one will listen.

I wish to see the full moon.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but the sight of Rush Limbaugh's naked butt makes you vomit uncontrollably.


I wish I was able to talk to and control animals.

 

[Sensi]

You will become the animal whisperer but no one will believe you and all will just laugh at you.

I wish people were as kind as animals.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, everybody turns into animals, and you're eaten by your next door neighbor who has become a Lion.

I wish I invented teleportation technology.

 

[Sensi]

You will invent it but another will take the credit for it.

I wish good TV shows came on late at night.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

They do.You need to pay extra for them.

I wish I was a millionaire.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but everybody else is Billionaires......and hot dogs and s**t now cost 40 million dollars.


I wish I could surpress my emotions at will.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you will be stone cold toward everyone.

I wish to have an ice cream cone.

 

[LOBO3315a]

You can, but then you are commissioned as science officer on a spaceship whose 5 year mission to explore strange new worlds, seeking new life, and boldly go where no man has gone before has you paired with a 'shoot first, ask questions of the corpses' captain, and a medical officer whose sole existence is to make you lose control for your emotions.

I wish I knew what to fix for dinner.

edit: Darn I wrote that before seeing Sensi's.
Ok, you have an ice cream cone, but right before your 1st bite, you lose a filling/develop a cavity, so each bite is an excruciating journey into pain.

I still wish I knew what to fix for dinner.

 

[Sensi]

(lol I thought at first what does that have to do with an ice cream cone)

You will know what to fix and be so proud of it but when you serve it everyone gags

I wish to have fun like a kid again.

 

[Vengeance]

You will but then you will fall off your brand new shiny pink bike with 6 speed gears...and die!

I wish to have my named changed to...V

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It happens, not here

I wish I had more steady hands

 

[Sensi]

You will have steady hands but never use them

I wish to be in the girls club.