Could you live without your penis?

[terry78]

I was at my sister's place wathing some Lorena Bobbit thing on Court TV, or E!, one of those channels that's all the way down the line on the lineup, I forget, and I was thinking back to when she did that. Granted, he got it sewn back on, but it made me think...could I live without it? It honestly made me think , sadly, how much **** in my life revolves around it, and I don't even know if I could deal with it. It made me think of that one ep. of Night Court where the guy that thinks he's an alien has everyone trapped in the courtroom and he's like, I offer all the males a choice...death or castration. All the guys in the room say in unison, "death."

 

[CashforStash]

I would miss the true use's of my right hand...

 

[Rando]

Herr Starr doesnt seem too happy without his. so i think i will keep mine, sir.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I don't know.



Only one way to find out.

 

[Crook]

Eh, it depends. If it's gone, are all your "urges" gone as well? If so, then I guess it's possible. If not...heeellllll nawwww

 

[JaD]

This is deep. It'd be tough. I don't even want to imagine it He's my friend. (Poll is hilarious by the way "Tee-hee, I'm a girl..")

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

I dont think I could live without it

 

[tzarinna]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.



This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books
and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I
talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get
it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

 

[darkseid26]

heck no,

 

[Majic Walrus]

Seriously. I'm not some kind of weirdo pervert or anything, but for several reasons I could not live without my penis.

1.) Sex.
2.) Urinals.
3.) Something to play with to keep yourself awake at work.

Three of my favorite things would be worthless!

 

[odiin]

Yes. Approximately half of the world's population lives without their penises, so it can't be THAT hard.

 

[Figs]

I definitely wouldn't take my life over it but I would be seriously depressed.

I'd probably leave to live in a shack or cave in the woods like Golem. Instead of saying "My precious" though, I would be crying about my lack of a 'precious'.

 

[Badger]

Death or no penis.... Ummmm, no penis please. Yes, it would suck and I'd be very upset, but I wouldn't be dead.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Funny... I was thinking about my penis and ... sex until this thread was created.

... I don't think I can live without my penis... I mean, its not just for jerking off with, it does have its uses in terms of....repopulating the world with the woman you love...

But to die...

*thinks*

On second thought, I'd rather live while I still have a penis.

 

[Badger]

See... this is thing about hypothetical questions. Since there is really no choice, just opinion, most everybody is going to choose "penis". Because, it's the manly thing. But if there is a somebody with a gun to your head and shears to your penis, I'll bet all most everybody that say says "death" quickly changes their mind.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Well if somebody tried to shear my penis off, they better think twice before they try something cause I will kick their ass. I wouldn't let anyone with a pair of shears within an inch of my manhood. No no no. Even if they're pointing the gun at my head, I'll still won't let them try anything unless your smart about defending yourself, then you shouldn't have a problem taking care of your assassin.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Well, I've returned from seeing if I can live without a penis... and I cannot.

Goodbye.

 

[Yerzrinot]

Yes. Approximately half of the world's population lives without their penises, so it can't be THAT hard.

How to a phrase this tactfully...

Women can "entertain" themselves as well. You on the other hand would be **** out of luck.

 

[Badger]

Well if somebody tried to shear my penis off, they better think twice before they try something cause I will kick their ass. I wouldn't let anyone with a pair of shears within an inch of my manhood. No no no. Even if they're pointing the gun at my head, I'll still won't let them try anything unless your smart about defending yourself, then you shouldn't have a problem taking care of your assassin.

Yes, ok, Chuck Norris.

 

[BizarroAids]

I know my penis well, we think alike, so to lose him would be devasting. But I don't know if I'd kill myself over it. I'd just have to improvise with my girl..... COUGHfistCOUGH.

 

[CashforStash]

I could do it, hey, I only have had my penis for 14 years and i've been playing with it for 2 so I could live...

 

[SolarTiger]

i like my penis.

 

[Badger]

I know my penis well, we think alike, so to lose him would be devasting. But I don't know if I'd kill myself over it. I'd just have to improvise with my girl..... COUGHfistCOUGH.

 

[Majik1387]

Wow, anything can pass for a thread these days, huh....




And death for me. My penis is staying with me while I'm alive