Could you live without your penis?

[Colossal Spoons]

Castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.

Oh, durr.

Haha, I'm an ass.

 

[JayCaz]

but doesn't castration render you unable to get an erection?

 

[JayCaz]

and I couldn't live without mine, I'd be a vegetable, as it does all my thinking for me.

 

[Nathan]

I'm pretty sure if someone threatened Chuck Norris's penis it would grab and strangle them like some sort of Freudian python from hell.

Thank you, thank you very much. The best laugh I had in weeks.

 

[JayCaz]

EDIT (how the hell do you double-post 11 minutes apart?!)

 

[Alex The Great]

I'd rather die, without my good friend Bob I would die.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

but doesn't castration render you unable to get an erection?

I think it depends on how early the person is castrated.

Moving on.....

 

[Two-Face]

No I can't live without my penis.

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

What vid? You saw nothing. . . . except for Howard Stern interviewing John Bobbits.

 

[JayCaz]

Yep, that vid'll be gettin shifted I reckon

 

[The Shredder]

No. And I couldnt live as a Smurf either.

 

[cryptic name]

no.

 

[04nbod]

guys, remember you don't always have to be a giver

 

[fu manchu]

edit

 

[fu manchu]

i think i'll go ka-ray-zay without my penis.


and Terry watches Project Runaway. HA, I would've never guessed that.

 

[terry78]

^You don't have to watch the show to get the references.

 

[Alex The Great]

Go Eat Your Baconater, Fatty

Cause the way you goin, You won't be able SEE your penis.

 

[Rando]

^You don't have to watch the show to get the references.

boondocks = amazing show.

just saying.

 

[fu manchu]

^You don't have to watch the show to get the references.

true, but the fact you know that or even bother to look it up, well its surprises me.

 

[terry78]

Go Eat Your Baconater, Fatty

Cause the way you goin, You won't be able SEE your penis.

A real man doesn't care about what he eats. He works it off automatically by physical activity.

 

[bullets]

No. And I couldnt live as a Smurf either.

smurfs got ***** , it just blends in cuz it's all blue.

 

[The Shredder]

smurfs got ***** , it just blends in cuz it's all blue.

That's good. I was referencing a line from Donnie Darko about Smurfs. But yeah, I didnt expect everyone to get it.

 

[bullets]

That's good. I was referencing a line from Donnie Darko about Smurfs. But yeah, I didnt expect everyone to get it.

Probably not! but i haven't seen donnie darko in a long ass time and there was recently a debate about smurf goodies here not too long ago.

 

[The Shredder]

Probably not! but i haven't seen donnie darko in a long ass time and there was recently a debate about smurf goodies here not too long ago.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, I missed that one.

 

[chaseter]

F-k no I can't live without mah penis.