The Dark Knight Custom Joker Quotes

[spideyman101]

I beg the mods to leave this open at least for a week to see how it does... There have been quote threads in the past, but they have been revolved around already-existent Joker quotes. Why not have a place for fans to post their own quotes they'd like to hear Joker use in the film. Let them post to their compulsive heart's content: me being one of those fans...

During the final battle scene:

"Batsy... you're about to dance with the devil!"

After flipping the semi:

"I beleive I have a flat! And the oil aint doing too hot either..."

While speaking on a Live connection to a TV all over Gotham:

"Good evening sordid citizens of Gotham, I'm prepared to offer you a little bliss free of charge: tonight people will die... I'm a man of my word... and beleive you me... I'm a man of my word... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" (half way my creation... half way Nolan creation)

Sometime in the film:

"Only reason I love you is because you hate me."

Extra note... I'd like to see a combat scene between Joker and Two-Face... And in that scene I'd like to hear Joker use the "Let's put a smile on that face" to Two-Face... that quote almost begs to be used towards Two-Face.. one... he aint happy... two... to Joker he's already scarred, but he lacks a smile-scar...

 

[.:TheDarkKnight]

"(laughs) You don't know the true meaning of fun."

"(commentator voice)Rocket Launcher, 137, Batboy, 0."

While the joker is trying to outrun batman in a car.....
"(in some creepy child voice)na na na na na, you can't catch me (laughs maniacally)

"I'm crazy? (sigh) I get that a lot. But what you don't understand is, you're going to die. So your opinion doesn't matter.

 

[Two-Face]

I like it

I would love it Joker says from TMWL or TKJ like they did in Begins.

 

[MAKIEVELLI]

"(laughs) You don't know the true meaning of fun."

"(commentator voice)Rocket Launcher, 137, Batboy, 0."

While the joker is trying to outrun batman in a car.....
"(in some creepy child voice)na na na na na, you can't catch me (laughs maniacally)

"I'm crazy? (sigh) I get that a lot. But what you don't understand is, you're going to die. So your opinion doesn't matter.

These are all funny. The Last one would truly crack me the **** up.

 

[.:TheDarkKnight]

"I thought we were having fun...Now you went and did a silly little thing like calling the cops. (whispers in ear) You know, you're really starting to piss me off."