Transformers Dane Cook?

[DOG LIPS]

Hey, if you spell God backward it's Dog..so like, thank you too that he didn't appear.

You're welcome.

 

[Immortalfire]

You're welcome.

Now fetch me a Coke.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Now fetch me a Coke.

One miracle a year, son!

 

[Immortalfire]

You're being a true mod...hope killer

 

[DOG LIPS]

Just doing my job.

 

[nosebleed.]

Get a room!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

sangwich.


Hype quiz time:

Which Hype user has named themselves after a Dane Cook joke?

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[Prognosticator]

Let me start off by saying that I HATE Dane Cook with the passion of the Christ.

I know he had signed up for this film and left in a huff because Bay refused to let him write a scene in which he fights his own car, but who was he supposed to play? And what place in the movie did he have?


I'd have to say thats my ulitimate favorite thing about this movie...NO DANE COOK.

Thank God! I forgot this uber-*****e was supposed to be in the movie originally

I'm glad it didn't work out, because if one thing could've dragged this movie down, it would have been Dane Cook improvising s**ty jokes like Chris Rock did in a handfull of 90s movies

 

[terry78]

Dane Cook in Transformers -

Scene 1 - Cook is driving his car to work, gets out. He turns around to hear the infamous transforming sound, and sees his new car turn into a decepticon that promptly attempts to manhandle everything in his path.

Dane Cook - Holy ****, that robot was in disguise!

i'll be honest, I would laugh if that was the only line they would give, but they wouldn't have.

 

[CrashNburn]

i dont think Cook's that annoying. he's not that bad of a comedian

 

[cosmicherosa]

His first album was good, and then I realised he was a big poser *****e. Shame. Situational comedy is just that: Situational.

 

[Wolfwood]

Well considering it was a pretty well done Dane Cook impersonation, I'd expect it not to be funny.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It's ok, SB doesn't get to be in the van during our heist with monkey

 

[Goodfellas]

glad to see you all relaize Dane Cook is not funny but just very annoying

 

[AndThePickles]

sangwich.


Hype quiz time:

Which Hype user has named themselves after a Dane Cook joke?

:heart:

:heart::heart::heart::heart:

I think it could have been amusing to give Dane a brief cameo or something.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

Huh? He's been famous for years... I had never heard about Dane Cook being part of this movie, thank goodness he pulled out of it. He gets annoying.

I meant that Sam Jackson never really got famous until he was over 40.