The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

Discussion in 'The Hype Archives' started by Kipobe, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. maxwell's demon Registered

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  2. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I think that autistic man who lives on my front steps was saying these same things the other day, wtf
     
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    Well, ladies and gents... like the sweet release of semen at the end of a porno film, this is indeed the grand finale of the 2006 Kipobe Awards. And just like a porno, people said I wouldn't see this through to the end, I'd get all excited at first, increasingly bored, and be playing tetris just as the rest of you are getting excited... but instead I was here for the finish, and even though it became more boring than foreplay, I give the the gush-buster in my closing post as this year's host.

    2006 Guy of the Year:

    Well, let's keep this short and sweet. The same investment of time and thought went into this award as it did with Girl of the Year. So this 'guy' had to be a person who was almost the 'poster' boy of the Hype! in 2006. Wilhelm again was heavily considered, but suprisingly he was edged in popularity by another. I had NASA run some tests, and this poster was indeed more popular. Although, they also have AIDS, so it's kind of a bitter sweet award for them.

    Who wins????

    Erzengel
    for guy of the year. He's all over the map, there's nothing he hasn't had his hands on. He's freaking everywhere, and like I said, he has AIDS. Congrats to him and his sexually transmitting diseased genitalia.

    So anyway, this has been the 2006 Kipobe Awards. Next year, we'll have the same 30 categories, but let's face it, it's not gonna happen.... so treasure your pobey's you 30 winners, because in like, 4 years, they're gonna be a seller's dream on eBay.

    I don't love any of you. :heart:
    Sir Kip of N. Switzerland
     
  4. maxwell's demon Registered

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    to that i say this:

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  5. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    Red X's are the new statement.
     
  6. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I miss the days when I could just go to the bookstore and enjoy a coffee without worrying about whether or not Reptilians are running the world or whether we need to obliterate the concept of the individual.

    I never should have come to the Hype:(
     
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    i nominate me for my pure and utter sex appeal
     
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    Hey Venom, remember like, three years ago when you said I'd never finish an awards? I actually did it. Aren't you proud of me? :yay:
     
  9. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    :(Stop talking, Grant, stop, I'm scared!:(
     
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    Worst awards ever.
     
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    i kinda am.. i remeber how you tried dumping those awards on me too... so congratulations

    Award for proving Venom Drool wrong: Kipobe
     
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    I agree with Holly.
     
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    I agree with Holly, but not with Tangled Web. Stupid hetero:down
     
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    he's so tweaked at times. i think he needs a girlfriend. or drunk Watchman.
     
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    Watchmen is dead dude...
     
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    My mind has expanded:(
     
  17. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I can't believe I watched that whole video.
     
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    ...He said with a smile.
     
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    :wow:

    the aliens will be coming to visit you in three weeks. and they'll look like Grant Morrison but with shaved everythings.:word:

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    How would you know that?
     
  21. The Watchman Balls McGee

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    Good thing you said it three times, it wasn't useless enough the first. :up:
     
  22. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I will just write down on a piece of paper "I don't want aliens to visit me". Then I'll cross out all the vowels, so it's "dnt wnt lns t vst m" which will become "dnt w ls v m" then I'll make it look all magical:whatever:
     
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    the hype is entering the 1 AM Ice Age
     
  24. The Watchman Balls McGee

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    kypade territory, tread carefully.
     
  25. JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    I'm a gonna do the elephant stomp.
     

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