DC September 2006 Solicitations.

[TheCorpulent1]

Jesus, you guys actually watch MTV reality shows? I can't associate with you anymore.

 

[The Leaguer]

up:

I still say Next is better, though. The looks on the daters' faces when the datee takes one look at them and just says, "NEXT!" is flawless.

Jesus, you guys actually watch MTV reality shows? I can't associate with you anymore.

We don't associate with you, anyway.

 

[Darthphere]

Theyre quite addicting.

 

[The Leaguer]

God's gift to television.

 

[Darthphere]

You by any chance watch The Hills? That show is so girly, but shes so damn hot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

We don't associate with you, anyway.

That's not what you said last night.

While Phere was taping.

In bed.

Because I'm saying we slept together last night.

 

[Darthphere]

That's not what you said last night.

While Phere was taping.

In bed.

Because I'm saying we slept together last night.

 

[The Leaguer]

You by any chance watch The Hills? That show is so girly, but shes so damn hot.

She really is f***ing hot, but she's annoying.

 

[Darthphere]

Heidi takes it up the ass, i know it.

 

[The Leaguer]

Yeah, that boyfriend of hers looks like the type.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, that boyfriend of hers looks like the type.

Poppa like.

 

[The Leaguer]

I know Heidi does, that lazy ****.

 

[Darthphere]

I know Heidi does, that lazy ****.

"Hey Heidi, how bout you go buy me a sandwich."

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Is "sandwich" like code for dirty butt-sex these days? I can't keep up with you kids and your lingo.

 

[Darthphere]

Is "sandwich" like code for dirty butt-sex these days? I can't keep up with you kids and your lingo.

No, the guy really wanted a sandwich.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

So... no butt-sex, dirty or otherwise? Man, these MTV shows of yours really suck.

 

[The Leaguer]

Of course there was butt-sex, but the sandwiches came between sessions.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ah, so he's like Tommy? A sandwich cures all ills.

Except for the stuff that's cured by beating the **** out of family, of course.

 

[The Leaguer]

Either way, Heidi is a hottie.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Tommy'd give her some dirty butt-sex in a heartbeat.

 

[The Leaguer]

Everyone would, she's hot.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Which one is she?

They all look like dirty ****s, I can't tell.

 

[The Leaguer]

The chick on the far right, I think. That picture is weird, and I haven't seen enough to pick her out for sure.

 

[Darthphere]

The chick on the far right, I think. That picture is weird, and I haven't seen enough to pick her out for sure.

Thats her ****ty ass.

 

[The Leaguer]

Hot ****ty ass.