Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Lakeside Cabin,

Thanks for all the fun.

Sincerely,

A guy that needed relaxation.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Stomach,

Why so upset lately?}

Sincerely,


Wait until period comes muehehe

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Women of the World,

Never mention periods again.

Sincerely,

All weirded-out men.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear friend,

I thought you would be used to it by now. At least I don't use the cup and get all artsy with the content.

Sorry,


TMI, I know!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Brain,

Why can't you come eqipped with a Ctrl+Alt+Delete option?

Sincerely,

People that wish to unsee that which cannot be unseen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Brain,

I want that too!

Sincerely,


I was just looking for "how does the cup work?" and then it appeared... the bloody art.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Libido,

Stop thinking about that friend of your brother.

Sincerely,

A fella that wants to be able to concentrate on stuff.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Rozen,

What if you actually give yourself a break and have a date?

Sincerely,


Just WHAT IF. Not stirring the pot.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Not stirring the pot.

At this rate they're going to label you an industrial blender.

 

[MissMarvelous]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA

 

[Zorro]

Dear ice in my cup of water,

You melted way too quickly

Sincerely,

Refill Man

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sunday,

You go too fast, slow down.

Sincerely,

People that want to enjoy the day.

 

[Daltonio]

Dear people who are still telling Chuck Norris jokes in 2020,

Please continue telling Chuck Norris jokes.

Sincerely,
A person who still enjoys Chuck Norris jokes.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Biofilm, Inc.

Many thanks for inventing such an excellent product.

Sincerely,

People that like to have fun.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear lazy as$ me:

You'll regret it later.

Sincerely,


The not so lazy side of you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Big Fella,

Down boy, down!! Have some fecking patience.

Sincerely,

A guy that wants to chill out.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friday,

You're finally here!

Sincerely,


I missed you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Lawyer Lady,

Dang you is fine as heck!

Sincerely,

It's me, it's ya boi Rozen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear rush/allergies,

Leave me alone.

Sincerely,


My stomach cannot handle more antihistamines

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Marvel Animation Department,

Make better cartoons, I am not impressed.

Sincerely,

A Marvel fan sick of DC animation kicking butt.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Past-me,

You should have said "no" to that family gathering.

Sincerely,


Most probably would test positive.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Future Me,

Jealous of all the fun you're having ya dog azz rat.

Sincerely,

The past you that did all the fecking yard work.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Scary part of me,

Yeah, I'm scared of electricity too but you need to learn to control that fear.

Sincerely,

You wouldn't be sitting in the dark, tho'

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Chris Evans,

Impressive, most impressive.

Sincerely,

A random size queen.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Chris Evans,

Impressive, most impressive.

Sincerely,

A random size queen.

I've read about that, but Didn't get the chance to see the pic or the D :P