I actually hope - and only for one reason - that the numbers on "The Dark Knight" start to drop now. It's given the brother's Warner a bigger serving of head than Jenna Jameson usually hands out. As a consequence - you may have read - The WB's Jeff Robinov is now planning to kick-off production on a whole slate of other superhero movies - that's fair enough, but get this - films that will be as dark, blooding, depressing and coloured black-and-purple like "The Dark Knight". And yes, that includes "Superman". Jovial Clark Kent himself. Happy-go-lucky Superdude from Space.
Hmmm. Gives new meaning to the term "Tone Deaf", right?
Anyone else want to see "Superman : The Black Avenger" - the story of a despondent alcoholic reporter who by night wears a dark blue costume to escape his demons? **** no! "Superman" is light, fluffy - - - and every other word you'd usually use to describe Kristen Bell. I know only half of you liked "Superman Returns" - but c'mon, at least that was "Superman". It was fun. Sure, it had dramatic moments - all of the "Superman" movies have - but for the most part, it was a big-screen comic-book come to life. That's how it should be. Robinov's new "Superman" film sounds like it's going to be "The Crow" without the numerous obvious cuts.
So here's what they're doing : They're letting everyone involved in "Superman Returns" go. They're bringing in a whole new cast - that includes a new Superman; let the ****in' elongated search begin. Again! - and a new director. They're rebooting the franchise.
So here's what could also be happening : They're making Lois a crack ****e. They'll have Lex Luthor be a shiny-noggin'd rapist that's hell-bent on catching the Man in Tights merely because captain muscles busted him with a goat. They'll have Superman **** the open end of a bottle to the tune of some Nick Cave tunes. They'll have Jimmy Olsen hang himself after it's discovered he's been secretly filming stories for a tabloid news show.
Yeah, I want to see that about as much as I want to see that new Pamela Anderson reality series. Not one bit. Where's the fun in a dark' "Superman"?
OK, so "Death of Superman" and all those other - can't think of any right now? Did one have Superman butchering a Nun for her cloth? - dark "Superman" comics worked but you gotta work on your audience a little bit before you serve up something like that. You've also got to pad such a movie with enough light stuff that the dark stuff doesn't have them stopping off at the hardware on the way home for rope. It's OK for "The Dark Knight" to inspire the odd self-inflicted hanging, but not "Superman" - that series isn't about that.
I don't think Jeff Robinov knows the character. The last cartoon he probably watched was "Fritz the Cat". It clearly wasn't "Superman" or "Green Lantern"... or "Justice League". I don't blame him - he's not a virgin, he's acne-free and comic-con doesn't give him wood, so why read comics? Well, it's his job. ... now more than ever. One "Harry Potter" is gone, Warner are going to go Superhero crazy. They have to. They'll need their tent-poles. (We all have to do inane things for our job Jeff - Heck, I have to watch Denise Richards' show for my job sometimes too. I even have to sit through whatever direct-to-video release Jonathan Schaech is putting out any given week. You need to bury himself in a basket of comics, watch some Saturday morning cartoons, and start ****in' Lynda Carter).
Obviously money's the driving factor here - Robinov thinks that "Dark Knight" worked because of the "dark" tone it carried and so obviously every other superhero movie they do from here on out should carry the same "dark ****" tag. Fair enough... but wait. It ain't the way to go. Wanna know how you'll help make these other superhero films into global success stories like "Dark Knight"? You stick as close to the source material as you can, you hire the best director for the job, you cast the right person (think outside the box if you have to) in the lead role, and you make sure audiences get their money's worth. If you put the audience first, the dollars will follow. The "College Road Trip" school of filmmaking went out with last week's recyclables.
Good luck and God Speed. And please keep Nicolas Cage away from Superman. We will hope for the best!