Do you talk to yourself?

[black_dust]

Some times i do, depends what im doing.

Its what i do in my sleep that freaks me out more than anything

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All the time.
I'm also writing songs aloud all of the time.
It has been awkward because, I'll be in the elevator at work, I'm the first guy here so it's deserted.

So I'll be going up, alone in the elevator and for no good reason, often unconsciously, in a sing-songy voice, I'll just start saying
"Sandra J. Dawson is a motherf***ing c***. A motherf***ing c***, she's a b****-c***-****e!
If you're in the market for a b****-c***-****e, look for Sandra Dawson at the b****-c*** STORE!"

so once the elevator door opens up and there's the building owner's wife!
x 1,000. I'm used to it being deserted in the mornings.

I also make voices, the more unlike the real me and preposterous the better, then I laugh my ass off.

 

[Mee]

Some times i do, depends what im doing.

Its what i do in my sleep that freaks me out more than anything

How do you know what you do in your sleep?

 

[black_dust]

How do you know what you do in your sleep?

My girlfirend tells me plus some times i remember, i was looking for bats in my room while i was sleeping once. and another time i sat up and "Looked" at the wall for about 15mins, but i was still asleep

 

[Daisy]

So your practicing. The warm up tell-off.

Sometimes, it's that it's a person I can't tell off.

An ex that I don't want to give the satisfaction of knowing he got under my skin that much, or my boss or my parents.

A lot of times, though, it really amounts to talking myself through something. I explain it to someone else as an attempt to help me make a decision or to figure out an answer to something.

Like I've been reading a book lately on quantum physics and cosmology and to help myself understand somethings... or extend some thinking, I talk like I'm explaining it or discussing it with a friend of mine.

I've always done that sort of thing. Back in school, I talked out my papers (my hypotheses and arguments) as I wrote them.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How do you know what you do in your sleep?

When you're sleeping next to someone they often enlighten you the next morning.
Hahaha, I had a girlfriend once that kicked me as hard as she could in her sleep, so hard lol. I still don't know if I believe it was some sleep reflex, just *POW*
She "had no memory of it".

 

[psycho]

I tend to occasionally rant about something pointless when no one is around.

 

[Mee]

My girlfirend tells me plus some times i remember, i was looking for bats in my room while i was sleeping once. and another time i sat up and "Looked" at the wall for about 15mins, but i was still asleep

Oh. I thought you were just waking up in bed with candy wrappers a bottle of rum a football and a goat.

 

[passerby]

No, but I talk to my imaginary friend Maurice. He is so interesting. Space cowboys rule.

 

[black_dust]

Oh. I thought you were just waking up in bed with candy wrappers a bottle of rum a football and a goat.

Always a first time for everything

 

[Mee]

Hahaha, I had a girlfriend once that kicked me as hard as she could in her sleep, so hard lol. I still don't know if I believe it was some sleep reflex, just *POW*
She "had no memory of it".

"No memory," bah, you probably ticked her off earlier. Or were snoring.

 

[Equint77]

I realize that being here has made me less sane..

I now find myself saying **** like "ORLY" to normal people...

or writing **** like T4BL3 NUMB3R N33D5 2 P4Y.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Just don't ever say Kipobe's name out loud.

 

[Daisy]

Dare I ask why?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's humiliating.
And sounds wrong no matter how you choose to say it.

 

[Equint77]

I'm sure telling someone... "hey dog lips made this funny fap joke" works wonders at parties.

 

[Daisy]

It's humiliating.

And sounds wrong no matter how you choose to say it.

I think it's nice.

Kind of a perky little name.

Maybe it's just one of those words women can say and it's okay, but when (Edit: straight) men say it it's just 'wrong'... like 'chic'.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I do all the time, but now it's way easier and I don't get funny looks. I just put on my little earpiece for my cell phone, and no one is the wiser.

so you hold a conversation with yourself, even if your not talking to anyone on your cell ear plug?

 

[Erzengel]

I talk to myself sometimes when I'm planning on telling someone something important.

"Hey. I really want to sleep with your sister." See I want to make sure it's perfect and not just blurt it out drunk one night.

Okay I'm kidding about the last part but actually not really.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm sure telling someone... "hey dog lips made this funny fap joke" works wonders at parties.

Yes it does dammit!

 

[Daisy]

so you hold a conversation with yourself, even if your not talking to anyone on your cell ear plug?

Well, I'm actually talking to other people. It's just that they're not necessarily on the other end of the line.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Hey hey.

 

[Mee]

Hey hey.

Hi.

 

[Daisy]

She was talking to herself.

Couldn't you tell?

 

[LadyVader]

LadyVader talks to herself all the time. I'm trying to make her stop. Like i don't have my own problems.