Dungeons & Flagons: The Roleplayer's Coffee Shop

[Green Lantern]

Alright, everyone needs somewhere to blow off steam every once in awhile. What better place for Role-Player's to chill than a coffee shop? A couple of ground rules however apply to this thread.

1) This will be the ONLY chat/lounge thread in ANY of the RPG forums.

2) This is a casual RPG thread, but RPG all the same. The point is to have fun, chat with and get to know your fellow RPers, but to do it in character. Your characters can be anything, as close to your own personality or as far from it as you want. Any occupation, any type of person, just remember that this all takes place in a coffee shop. Those of you who've been around the Hype awhile may remember the SHH! Nightclub, which was a precursor to the Lounge, only more of an RP. This is like Nightclub (in RPG terms) Season 2. So mingle, chat, and be wacky (wackyness and randomosity are ENCOURAGED in this. Be as weird as possible if need be). But do so in character.

3) You can come and go as you please, this is a casual thread. Also no applications are necessary, just stroll into the shop and tell us who you are.

This first post will keep a record of who's who too, just to keep you all informed

Cast:​

Green Lantern: Rob, the owner/proprietor of Dungeons & Flagons. Also the owner of a beat up acoustic guitar he breaks out on occasion.

Kaboom: Cynical critic

Charlie No-One: Paranoid Computer Geek

Johnny Blaze: Evil, diabolical Floridian Sports fan

Master Bruce: Self-esteem lacking, sober writer

byrd_man: Matt, caffeine junkie

twylight: Twy, flirty waitress and OWNER'S SISTER...

Question: Jack Coligua, 40s movie stereotype

SuperFerret: Tall lanky geek whom has already angered the owner

 

[Green Lantern]

Rob wakes up and pulls himself out of his bed.

Oh man... today's the day. I'm finally opening 'Dungeons & Flagons'! Maybe I'll even get a customer!

He gets dressed, putting on a pair of old jeans and an Eric Clapton t-shirt and walks out the door and down the stairs into what will be the den area of the shop. He walks to the door and unlocks it, and then to the window.

Well... here goes!

Hesitantly he flips the 'Argh! Dragons! Shop closed!' sign around to reveal. 'Oh ye wanderers, welcome!'

"Ah... now the waiting."

 

[Kaboom]

Kaboom: Jay Sherman, the Critic.

"This stinks."

 

[Charlie No-One]

Charlie No-One: The Paranoid Computer Geek

"Doesn't this need to be approved?"

 

[Green Lantern]

"Nope, the idea was suggested by Twy as a carefree, have some fun place, and it was run by Drak. No approval needed."

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Johnny, the alcoholic sports fan and resident villain lover enters the shop...

"Hi, everybody", he says in his best Dr. Nick voice.

 

[Batman]

Bruce, the self-critical writer and non-avid drinker.

"I'll just have the usual, Rob.", He states from a nearby table, typing up the newest page of a screenplay on his laptop. Then growing increasingly annoyed with the way it turns out.

"Dammit, Sydney wouldn't say that! She knows Charles isn't really in love with her... Dammit, dammit, dammit..."

 

[Byrd Man]

A blur whips through the coffee shop as the door slams shut.

"Hihihihihihihi!...HI!"

Matt, the coffee addict sits at the bar with his fingers tapping on the bar and a nervous tick in his face.

"Rob, huh? That's a nice name, Rob...RobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRob! Say what, Rob. Gimme a double expresso and keep em comin!...."

 

[twylight]

Twy: Waitress


*puts apron on*

Good afternoon all.

*scribbles on the blackboard menu*

 

[Green Lantern]

Johnny, the alcoholic sports fan and resident villain lover enters the shop...

"Hi, everybody", he says in his best Dr. Nick voice.

"Howdy Johnny, football season's fast approaching, think your Gators have what it takes to 'peat?"

Bruce, the self-critical writer and non-avid drinker.

"I'll just have the usual, Rob.", He states from a nearby table, typing up the newest page of a screenplay on his laptop. Then growing increasingly annoyed with the way it turns out.

"Dammit, Sydney wouldn't say that! She knows Charles isn't really in love with her... Dammit, dammit, dammit..."

"You're damn right she wouldn't"

A blur whips through the coffee shop as the door slams shut.

"Hihihihihihihi!...HI!"

Matt, the coffee addict sits at the bar with his fingers tapping on the bar and a nervous tick in his face.

"Rob, huh? That's a nice name, Rob...RobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRobRob! Say what, Rob. Gimme a double expresso and keep em comin!...."

*Pretends to make Matt a double espresso but uses decaf.* Think he's already had enough....

Twy: Waitress


*puts apron on*

Good afternoon all.

*scribbles on the blackboard menu*

"Well if it isn't my favorite standby from the old night club!!"

 

[Batman]

"You're damn right she wouldn't"

*bites lip*

Freaking know it all...

*imagines Rob being pelted with bird droppings as he steps out of shop*

"Heh."

 

[twylight]

"Well if it isn't my favorite standby from the old night club!!"

*snaps fingers and winks*

Right-O.


*picks up Matt's coffee places it in front of him*

So, still haven't seen Transformers? I swear the adrenal high I got made me want to grab the first man I saw and make-up.

 

[twylight]

*bites lip*

Freaking know it all...

*to Rob*

Who's the freaky stressaholic in the corner?

 

[Green Lantern]

*bites lip*

Freaking know it all...

*imagines Rob being pelted with bird droppings as he steps out of shop*

"Heh."

"I certainly do know it all. In fact the square root of 15,129 is 123. And who says I ever leave this place? Eh? My room's upstairs."

In hindsight I perhaps shouldn't have revealed that... son of a...

 

[Byrd Man]

*picks up Matt's coffee places it in front of him*

So, still haven't seen Transformers? I swear the adrenal high I got made me want to grab the first man I saw and make-up.

Matt takes the coffee and chugs it down.

"Yeah I seen it! IT WAS AWESOME! First this guy was like 'boo hoo I don't have a car!' then it was all bad ass with a helicopter turning into a robot! Then there was a killer explosions...stuff went BOOM!...Umm, I fell asleep after that. My sugar rush hit rock bottom and I passed out."

 

[The Question]

The little jingly bell on the door, well, jingles, and in I step. Jack Caligula. Equal parts Aleister Crowley and Sid Viscious, with a bit of Humphry Bogart sprinkles in. I'm a detective, a con artist, a thief, and a thug. If you gain my trust, I'm the best friend you'll ever have. If you piss me off, you better watch yourself.

I take out a stick of Double Mint gum (trying to quit smoking), stick it in my mouth, and head over to Bruce.

"....hi. You...uh...you a writer?"

I really hate myself sometimes.

 

[Batman]

"Yeah, revealing that probably wasn't the best move."

"..."

*Jedi-wave*

"You didn't hear that."

 

[Batman]

The little jingly bell on the door, well, jingles, and in I step. Jack Caligula. Equal parts Aleister Crowley and Sid Viscious, with a bit of Humphry Bogart sprinkles in. I'm a detective, a con artist, a thief, and a thug. If you gain my trust, I'm the best friend you'll ever have. If you piss me off, you better watch yourself.

I take out a stick of Double Mint gum (trying to quit smoking), stick it in my mouth, and head over to Bruce.

"....hi. You...uh...you a writer?"

I really hate myself sometimes.

"Well, I'm no Shakespere or... *god forbid*... Winnick, but I can stack a pen pretty high."

Bruce looks over, eyeing the waitress.

Hello there....

 

[Green Lantern]

*snaps fingers and winks*

Right-O.


*picks up Matt's coffee places it in front of him*

So, still haven't seen Transformers? I swear the adrenal high I got made me want to grab the first man I saw and make-up.
*to Rob*

Who's the freaky stressaholic in the corner?

"...Grab the first guy you saw and make-up? Kinky Twy. Didn't know you had it in ya. And him? I don't know his story, I think he's stressed because he doesn't know how to come out of the closet. I mean look at him."

 

[Batman]

"...Grab the first guy you saw and make-up? Kinky Twy. Didn't know you had it in ya. And him? I don't know his story, I think he's stressed because he doesn't know how to come out of the closet. I mean look at him."

"I'm right here."

 

[twylight]

Matt takes the coffee and chugs it down.

"Yeah I seen it! IT WAS AWESOME! First this guy was like 'boo hoo I don't have a car!' then it was all bad ass with a helicopter turning into a robot! Then there was a killer explosions...stuff went BOOM!...Umm, I fell asleep after that. My sugar rush hit rock bottom and I passed out."

*raises eyebrow*

Riiight.....

*swiftly punches him and waits for him to fall over*

He needs the sleep

 

[The Question]

"Well, I'm no Shakespere or... *god forbid*... Winnick, but I can stack a pen pretty high."

Bruce looks over, eyeing the waitress.

Hello there....

"Stack a pen....what?"

 

[Byrd Man]

"I'm right here."

"Stop em when they lie. You're so far in the closet, you're finding christmas presents!"

*raises eyebrow*

Riiight.....

*swiftly punches him and waits for him to fall over*

He needs the sleep

Matt falls over on the floor and drools on the carpet.

"Hey nice lady, stop with the hurting."

 

[Green Lantern]

Matt takes the coffee and chugs it down.

"Yeah I seen it! IT WAS AWESOME! First this guy was like 'boo hoo I don't have a car!' then it was all bad ass with a helicopter turning into a robot! Then there was a killer explosions...stuff went BOOM!...Umm, I fell asleep after that. My sugar rush hit rock bottom and I passed out."

"Your sugar rush wear off? NEVER!"

"Yeah, revealing that probably wasn't the best move."

"..."

*Jedi-wave*

"You didn't hear that."

"Who do you think you are? Jar-Jar Binks?"

 

[twylight]

"I'm right here."

*ignores him*

He doens't really seem the type.

*shrugs*

Too bad too, he's kinda a cutie.

*looks back at him and winks*