EWWWWW Workplace:o

[chaseter]

That's what you get for going a damn bathroom, you know where people s*** and piss

Piss doesn't stink up the hallway and leave a bad taste in your mouth and make other people wonder who let that giant piss.

 

[Addendum]

So what do you expect ****s at work to smell like?

 

[Shemtov]

I would rather do that than sit on a toilet that someone just destroyed or had an STD and plopped right down Coincidentally I have pooped toiletless because I wouldn't sit down in a Porta-potty.

i was joking because when you said "poop in public' i thought of pooping in front of everyone.

 

[Drizzle]

HAHA next time I will come out of the bathroom like Ace Ventura 2

That was from the first Ace Ventura movie. Know your stuff, s**tbreak.

 

[chaseter]

I am over those movies

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That's why I never usually take a dump at any oublic place but my house. Sometimes I try to hold it. But if I can't hold it and have to unleash hell's fury then theres nothing really I can do. I know peoiple must be like Jesus when they walk in and are hit by my awful smell. lol.

 

[Bnightwing]

My friend would tear a packet of Ranch Dressing and put it under the toilet seat sometimes at our school

 

[bgates87]

I never take a dump in a public restroom unless I feel like I might seriously die if I don't. And even then, I always use those paper seat covers or if they don't have those I use 3 strips of toilet paper to cover the seat, then I just use that to wipe when I'm done. Did I leave out any details? Oh, if the toilet doesn't automatically flush I will kick the handle or use my elbow or something, but I never touch it with my hands. The same for faucet handles and paper towel dispensers. And I don't touch the door handle or the stall either. Basically I just don't touch anything with my bare hands while I'm in a public restroom.

 

[Adam3482009]

My friend would tear a packet of Ranch Dressing and put it under the toilet seat sometimes at our school

Wow... That is really funny. lol



Anyway, as for the whole taking a crap at work thing nothing wrong with it. Just try and and least use the scented spray can (whatever it's called) if it stinks too bad.

However, I will say that if more people would watch what they'd eat, maybe they wouldn't have to worry about excessive bloating and excess gas or whatever when taking a crap. If someone constantly has diarhea something and stinks up the entire joint very bad maybe it's time to start keeping track of what it is that's being eaten each day. lol

 

[chaseter]

If an opportunity arises in which I can turn off the lights on somebody pooping like at college or at the movies...I always take it

 

[Adam3482009]

You're one of those *******s then.

 

[Optikal]

I'm sat here at work needing to take a dump! 3 hours before I can rush home and explode in my own bathroom

 

[Spider-Who?]

The distant future, the year 2000.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

ha! I love those guys.

 

[Immortalfire]

Anyway, as for the whole taking a crap at work thing nothing wrong with it. Just try and and least use the scented spray can (whatever it's called) if it stinks too bad.

Those things stink too, imo.

 

[Team Andino]

This reminds me of the viewing before my Grandmothers funeral in Puerto Rico. I didnt know half the family there either. I was waiting outside the bathroom (which only had one toilet) and someone from the family I never met before walked out. I went in an as I do the smell of ***** slaps me in the face. I go to the toilet an there's a poop that was so terrible I might get banned from the boards if I fully describe it it was to big to flush as I tried. It truly was terrible and all I had to do was pee an I couldn't even do that so I wash my hands an as I'm walking out another relative is waiting to go. I explained the situation hoping he wouldn't think it was me but I don't think he bought it.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[terry78]

Everyone on here recalls back in 2005 when I was working at Marcus Evans and our british supervisor, who was already a high strung mother****er as is, called us all into a males only meeting and informed us that somebody smeared **** all over the bathrooms stalls. I think I win the prize.

 

[sinewave]

If we're swapping poop@work stories, I've got a couple.

1) I work in the basement of a building with only four other guys on the whole floor and two bathrooms (men's and women's). Of course, everyone sneaks down here to take their ****s so they don't get caught by their co-workers or stink up their floor. It sucks because my office is right across the hall from the bathrooms so it usually smells like **** all day. Yay for me!

2) My co-workers and I suspect that a former co-worker was responsible for taking a ****, pulling his pants up and just walking out of the bathroom without wiping or flushing at least once. There was no TP in the bowl, just a big, nasty log. We called him the phantom pooper because we never caught him in the act, but it had to be him because he was notoriously disgusting and always picking his nose or digging **** out of his ears and eating it. Blargh.

 

[Immortalfire]

My boss went on a poop run for 48 minutes one time. Either he had some bad problems, or he fell asleep.

 

[Borat]

I work in a gym, and upstairs in the weight room, there's a bathroom right beside a section of weight equipment. I swear this old man takes a dump everyday and leaves the door wide open so everyone working out can choke on his stench.

 

[Immortalfire]

That sounds hazardous to your health, while you're trying to maintain said health.

Sue him.

 

[Adam3482009]

It would be even worse if it was at a restaurant.

Imagine that smell permeating into your food.

 

[chaseter]

Dear gawd why do you have so many numbers at the end of your name?

 

[Immortalfire]

Dearg gawd why do you have so many numbers at the end of your name?

Ralph Friedgen eats number named people.

 

[sinewave]

Ralph Friedgen eats number named people.

by the looks of him, he doesn't just stop there.