EWWWWW Workplace:o

[chaseter]

Guess he'll be in a scat video

"Aroma of Pleasure Part 2"

 

[Drakon]

So you're eating ****.

That explains why so much spews forth from him.

 

[chaseter]

*adds Drakon to list of people I hate

 

[Logan's Lady]

My boss does that every damn day. I almost want to put a bio hazard sticker on the office door.

You totally should......

 

[Pauluz]

I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVAR take a dump at school. Just common courtesy. I hate when people just destroy toliets in public places...

This literally made me laugh out loud, for some reason.

 

[chaseter]

Oh my God I just went to pee and I nearly died in the damn bathroom. Someone ****ing laid a bomb in there and I had to get out as quick as I could. I think I may have a serial work pooper on my hands here.

 

[Drakon]

+1 Chaseter

 

[blightsbiohazar]

*adds all of you to the list of people I'm great than*

 

[Drakon]

*adds all of you to the list of people I'm great than*

Quoted for posterity.

 

[Darthphere]

Oh my God I just went to pee and I nearly died in the damn bathroom. Someone ****ing laid a bomb in there and I had to get out as quick as I could. I think I may have a serial work pooper on my hands here.

Take a stool sample, then start swabbing people's mouth's and send it to a lab for DNA identification.

 

[chaseter]

I am going to have to stake out the bathroom to solve this mystery. Thank God no one was going in after me to think I laid that bomb.

 

[Darthphere]

Set up a camera.

 

[chaseter]

I will put my big camera on a tripod right near it...see if it catches the culprit!

 

[blightsbiohazar]

Noooo i had a typo!!!!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

One of my bosses left the bathroom door open today. While pooping, the freakin door was wide open.

 

[DV8]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

OMG, that happens more often than I'd like to; I was once forced to visit a different floor bathroom!

 

[FreeRadical]

One thing I loathe is splashbacks.....eww, that's why I put toilet paper in the bowl.

Toilets at uni were hell, vomit everywhere and urine smelling of cheap beer.

 

[DDS]

One of my bosses left the bathroom door open today. While pooping, the freakin door was wide open.

 

[Holiday]

At this one job I had, not only would some guys stink up the bathroom... they wouldn't even flush.

Good times.

 

[chaseter]

Well, I got mystery pooped again yesterday. It was gross, I mean vomit inducing gross.

There are two fat guys that I work with and 3 average sized guys so I am thinking it is one of the big ones.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

I worked at a slaughter house for a while so yeah, this makes me eye roll and facepalm.

 

[Immortalfire]

My boss was at it again...today he stayed in the potty room for freakin 45 minutes. No lie.

The smell afterward would make Satan himself cower.

 

[Darthphere]

Well, I got mystery pooped again yesterday. It was gross, I mean vomit inducing gross.

There are two fat guys that I work with and 3 average sized guys so I am thinking it is one of the big ones.

Such a foolish notion. My bet is it's the skinniest guy in the room. A health nut. They eat a lot of fiber and poo inducing foods to stay in shape.

 

[chaseter]

Such a foolish notion. My bet is it's the skinniest guy in the room. A health nut. They eat a lot of fiber and poo inducing foods to stay in shape.

There is a health nut that works here! You may be right. I feel horrible for the lady that has her office literally right next to the bathroom. The break room is right there too so when you go get snacks you have to smell ****.

Another thing I don't get, these happen right after lunch so they are obviously unloading after a big lunch but if you have to poop after you eat lunch, why not just go home for lunch and eat and poop?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I will put my big camera on a tripod right near it...see if it catches the culprit!