Iron Man Favorite lines from Iron Man

[I Am The Knight]

"Yes...I can fly."
"He's all yours."
"Tony...This is your 9th Symphony."

Among others...

 

[Immortalfire]

Tony: You use one of these, the bad guys won't even come out of their caves.

 

[SPider-T0rch]

-whatever tony said when he arrived back in the states about wanting a cheeseburger
- "He's all yours" just pure badassery

 

[RonStoppablefan]

Tony: Yeah i can fly
Rhodes: Next time, baby! <-classic
Tony:Jarvis, sometimes you've gotta run, before you can walk.
Tony: Keep the skies clear.
Tony: Hi Rhodey, it's ME!

Those are some of my fav lines too from the movie. Also I know this is a scene, but when Iron Man was testing out his flying and Rhodes calls Tony on the phone that part was funny.

Also yah that He's all yours line was too funny. Go Tony, you kick ass.

 

[chesslover]

Tony: See Speed Racer or I'll rip your head off.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Tony: I'll tell you what I do want. I've been in captivity for two months. I want two things. The first is an American cheeseburger, and the other...is not what you think! I want you to hold a press conference.
Pepper: Hold a press conference?
Tony: Cheeseburger first.

Tony: There's nothing about Stane in here.
Agent Colston: He's on vacation. Small planes have such a terrible safety record.

 

[Steve Holt]

Hot Girl - Tony, remember me?

Stark - Sure don't

 

[Ironfan72]

Rhodey: "What took you so long, the planes been waiting over a hour now?"

Tony: "Sorry..Got caught doing a piece for Vanity fair."

 

[Gamma Ra]

Tony in the Humvee at the beginning of the movie

Tony: "I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me. What you're not allowed to talk?...Hey Forest."

 

[thewhyteman]

Rhodey: "What took you so long, the planes been waiting over a hour now?"

Tony: "Sorry..Got caught doing a piece for Vanity fair."

That was a most exellent line. This was my fav too.

 

[Gamma Ra]

Kill power...

 

[Eddie Brock]

Tony: Good God, you're a woman! Really, I never would have called that. I mean, I'd apologize but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.
Woman Soldier: I'm an airman.
Tony: You actually have excellent bone structure. I'm having a hard time not looking at you now, is that weird?

Tony: You're kidding me with the hand up, right?

Tony: Peace. I love peace. I'd be out of a job with peace.

Male Soldier 1: Is is true that you went 12 for 12 on last year's Maxim cover models?
Tony: That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict, but luckily Christmas was twins.

Wow...that first scene is sweet in and of itself. In the first 2 minutes, you already know the movie is going to be hilarious.

 

[protocida]

Obadiah Stane: TONY STARK BUILD IT IN A CAVE!!!! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!!!

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Very Un-Dude, Mr. Stane... Very Un-Dude.

 

[Golgo-13]

"I'm driving with the top down". While fighting with the planes.

"Stick to the plan" when the Doctor tries to buy Tony more time as his suit powers up. Very touching.

Hot Girl - Tony, remember me?

Stark - Sure don't

Love this one too.

 

[spider-neil]

they say its better to be feared than respected...I say can't you have both?
they say the best weapon is the weapon you never have to fire...I say the best weapon is the weapon you only have to fire ONCE.
that's how dad did it, that's how america does it...and its worked out pretty well so far.


after all these years tony still has you doin his laundry...
its one of the unpleasant things I have to do along with taking out the trash.
LOL!

TONY STRK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE!!! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!!

ha ha LOL!

 

[spider-neil]

"I'm driving with the top down". While fighting with the planes.

rhodey - you sound out of breath
tony - (parapharshing) I'm jogging
rhodey - thought you said you were driving
tony - I'm jogging while driving

well that's what it sounded like to me LOL!

 

[Golgo-13]

When Pepper made the comment to the chick Tony had just banged about "taking out the trash"

 

[Eddie Brock]

Rhodes: I'm just your babysitter. That's okay. You just let me know when you need your diapie changed, and I'll get you your bottle.

 

[RonStoppablefan]

Hot Girl - Tony, remember me?

Stark - Sure don't

LOL I saw it a second time and that line still gets meXD

 

[Killing Joke926]

Tony: "Cheeseburger first."

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Obadiah Stane: TONY STARK BUILD IT IN A CAVE!!!! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!!!

I've got to say, it's lines like this that make me realize just how good an actor Jeff Bridges is. I mean he just delivered that whole scene so well, he even scared the crap out of that extra playing the scientist.

 

[kedrell]

Iron Monger: "You had a great idea Tony, but my suit's more advanced than yours in every way!"
Iron Man: "How'd you solve the icing problem?"
Iron Monger: "Icing problem?"
Iron Man: "Might wanna look into it."

Now that's more like the during-battle witty banter I was expecting, especially from Spider-Man rather than something stupid like "Here's your change!"

 

[StylishHokie21]

"You finally out did yourself Tony!"

"Next time baby!"

"I'm just not the hero type...clearly! The truth is.....uhh...I am Iron Man."

"I believe the best weapon is the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how dad did it. That's how America does it and has worked out pretty well so far."

 

[RickO'Connell]

The Entire Nick Fury scene

Next time baby

Tony Stark built this in a cave with a bunch of scraps

 

[Immortalfire]

"Easy Jarvis, it's my first time."