Iron Man Favorite lines from Iron Man

[Agent 194]

I don't know that I have a favorite line but I would like to know what Stark's scotch of choice is. Seeing it over and over made me want to start again. The color looked like Dewar's. Dewar's is kind of known as the common man's scotch. I like to think Stark drinks higher end stuff like the Balvenie or something. Seeing as how no brand seems to have attached their name to Iron Man yet....I'd be interested to know. Being as there are a lot of kids on these boards it probably wouldn't do to make a new thread pondering this. But I'd still love to know.

 

[TNC9852002]

TOONY STAAARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THHISS IN A CAAAAVE!


......WITH A BOX OF SCRRAAPPPPSS!!!


I'm sorry, sir...But I'm not Tony Stark!

-TNC

 

[BatJeff7786]

Obadiah Stane: Tony, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the **** are you talking about?
Tony Stark: Huh? No, what the **** are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Jarvis: What the **** is he talking about?
Stane: My rug.
Tony: Forget it, Jarvis, you're out of your element!
Stane: Tony, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the **** are you talking about?
Tony: What the **** are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Stane: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Tony: What the **** are you...?
Stane: Tony, he peed on my rug!
Tony: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Stane: Tony you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

 

[TNC9852002]

lol

-TNC

 

[bullets]

I liked Pepper's line about taking out the trash. There was a collective "Oooh!" in the audience .

yeah that was definately a good one . it was also a strong intro for potts.
i got the same oohs

 

[YJ1]

Tony: "Sorry..Got caught doing a piece for Vanity fair."

That line seems to go right over people's heads. I think I was the only one in the theatre to snort out loud at it.

 

[YJ1]

I don't know that I have a favorite line but I would like to know what Stark's scotch of choice is. Seeing it over and over made me want to start again. The color looked like Dewar's. Dewar's is kind of known as the common man's scotch. I like to think Stark drinks higher end stuff like the Balvenie or something. Seeing as how no brand seems to have attached their name to Iron Man yet....I'd be interested to know. Being as there are a lot of kids on these boards it probably wouldn't do to make a new thread pondering this. But I'd still love to know.

Dewar's sells a nice 12 year old scotch as well. Never tried the Signature stuff.

 

[PyroChamber]

I don't remember most of what was said, but I love the scene when Tony and Rhodey are on the jet and Rhodes is being all serious with Tony then in the next scene you see them both drunk (Rhodes mostly) arguing while there are flight attendants dancing around and a pole comes up from the floor.

 

[The Navigator]

Tony: Sorry, this is the 'funvee.' The 'humdrumvee' is back there.


Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?
Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up. I'm kidding.



Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time; what do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: What do you say to your other nickname, the 'Merchant of Death'?
Tony Stark: That's not bad.

 

[nite-owl]

'Stay still you little prick'

 

[LadyVader]

"You stood by me while I reaped the benefits of destruction and now when I want to help the people I put in harm's way..."

No a funny a line but I just loved the delivery on this one.

 

[Immortalfire]

Obadiah Stane: TONY STARK BUILD IT IN A CAVE!!!! WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!!!!

Somehow I have the feeling that this line is going to be echoed, and reused all around the Hype.

Someone gets a new car, and makes a thread about it.

Guy: Wow, nice car.
Guy2: Thanks. I build it IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!

 

[Iceman]

Three words:

"He's all yours"

The best

 

[LadyMoira]

"Hey Tony, Remember Me?"
"Sure Don't!"

Christine: Have you ever lost an hour of sleep because of what you do?
Tony: I'm thinking about losing a few with you.

Tony-"Sorry I got caught up...doing this piece for Vanity Fair."

Seriously, he's SUCH a lech!

Tony-"Why are you trying to get rid of me? Do you have plans?
Pepper-"As a matter of fact I do have plans."
Tony-"I don't like it when you have plans."

Tony-"You're all I got."

Yinsen-"No family? So in fact you are the man that has everything and yet has nothing."

It can't be said enough...

Stane-"Tony Stark made this in a CAVE out of SCRAPS!"

 

[Eddie Brock]

Pepper: I'm allowed to make plans on my birthday.
Tony: It's your birthday? Already?
Pepper: Yeah...pretty amazing. It's the same day as last year.

(Not a line, but...)
PROOF THAT TONY STARK HAS A HEART

 

[bunk]

I think I'm the only one who was bothered by the "Next time, baby" line. It just seems like there had to have been a less cheesy way of saying that.

Also I feel like between all the members of the Hype, the entire script could probably be laid out lol.

 

[Dave McFly]

i like the bit when he is being chased by the jets and says "there's my exit" and barrel rolls of to the side and goes supersonic.

 

[Agent 194]

Dewar's sells a nice 12 year old scotch as well. Never tried the Signature stuff.

Hmmm, may have to try. I'm still waiting to see a "Tony Stark drinks...." add in Cigar Officianado or some such magazine. I want to know what his official drink is.

 

[Araneae]

My personal favorite:
"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it, that's how America does it and I think it's worked out pretty good so far."

And during his escape:
"My turn."

 

[Tony Stark]

Right now I only want two things, an American Cheeseburger, and the second isn't what you think.... I want you to call an immediate press conference.....cheeseburger first!

 

[LadyVader]

Downey did some serious promotion for Burger King cause whenever I see or think of that scene... I get such a craving for a cheeseburger.

 

[Immortalfire]

Downey did some serious promotion for Burger King cause whenever I see or think of that scene... I get such a craving for a cheeseburger.

As do I, except not from BK. *goes to local burger joint*

 

[scarface078]

Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time; what do you say to that?
Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint.
Christine Everheart: What do you say to your other nickname, the 'Merchant of Death'?
Tony Stark: That's not bad.

and my personal favorite to is:
"They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once! That's how dad did it, that's how America does it and I think it's worked out pretty good so far."

 

[Ryudoz]

I know this isn't 100% accurate:

Pepper: Ewwwww.. I think I got it.
Tony: Good. Now don't touch the sides... GAHHH... and pull it... all the way out.
Pepper: Tony, what's wrong?
Tony: Oh nothing... just Cardiac arrest. Now just take this and connect the wires and don't touch the GAHHH... sides.

 

[bunk]

I loved that scene! "It's like Operation".