Flamer Discussion Thread

[LarryLegend]

One could argue either way.


And you showed up just in time,youre dieing in the next scene.

Holy Spoiler Batman.

 

[Abaddon]

Holy double post Batman.

 

[Abaddon]

I don't think I'll be updating for a while,so here's a scene I've left on the cutting room floor.It takes place right after the last one:

Fray: I can’t wait to get my hands on Bison.
Gunblade: I’ll bet.
Fray: Great,now is everything I say going to turn into a sexual comment.?
Matt: Don’t you mean ***-ment?
Fray: Quiet,you.
Toven: She’s just cranky because we interrupted.But don’t worry,I’m sure you’ll have plenty of time to get back to your kinky sex.
Twylight: Gross.Just stop guys.
Toven: Says the ****-in-training.
Twylight: Am not!
Toven: Yes your are.Youre the ****tiest of them all.Just wait and see. *turns to Logan* Youre pretty quiet,hotshot.All that sex wear you down?

Toven fondles him gingerly

Logan: This is much more embarassing than you can possibly imagine.
Toven: That’s what I said when my parents caught me doing it.
Twylight: Somebody change the subject,stat!
Matt: So Tovie,why did you offer us a ride?
Toven: There’s about 12 lbs of coke in the trunk.I just wanted to make sure I had somone to blame it on in case I got caught.
Twylight: 12 lbs?Don’t you mean fluid ounces?
Fray: uh,Toven.BY coke you do mean the soft drink,right?
Toven: Think of it as coca-cola,but without the cola.
Matt: So what the hell is coca?

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: You brought us in your car filled with drugs?
Toven: No,silly.This isn’t my car.
Twylight: DRUGS?!
Toven: Don’t worry.Its not the kind you have to take on a full stomach.
Logan: That’s it,missy.Youre going to stop this car right now.
Toven: Are you going to give me a spanking?
Logan: You can ask the authorities for that.
Toven: No,I don’t think so.
Twylight: Just do it now and get it over with.We’ll see you in 6 to 8 months.
Toven: God,you guys are dumb.Youre all accessories to my crime.Especially now that I just told you what I’m doing.
Twylight: somebody tell me I’m dreaming.
Matt: With Toven,its always a nightmare.
Fray: we so don’t have time for this.

a loud rumbling is heard in the trunk

Toven: whats she’s doing now?

Toven pulls over and steps out of the car.

Matt: What is it now?
Toven: My other accomplice.

she goes around the back and opens thr trunk where Pie4Me lies convulsing and foaming at the mouth,on a bed of empty bags cocaine.

Toven: You stupid b**ch!You ate all my coke.Now how am I supposed to buy all the pretty things I like.
Pie4Me; I thought it was sugar.
Toven: You couldn’t have figured that out by the second bag?

The others escape the vehicle and hail a cab

 

[Herr Logan]

That's a great scene.

 

[Abaddon]

Perhaps,but I wanna move the story along quicker.Too many pits stops kind of bog down the main plot.

 

[Daisy]

One could argue either way.


And you showed up just in time,youre dieing in the next scene.

I'm sure I'll be back.

 

[twylight]

No,you'll be "the virgin" of the show.

And the quotation marks note that I'm not, otherwise?

 

[Abaddon]

You tell me.

I'm sure I'll be back.

Oh?And what makes you so sure?

 

[Abaddon]

Quick poll- How long should I keep Bison around?


1) A few more eps.
2) 1-2 eps.
3)Get rid of him now
4)I don't care,just give me more screen time.

 

[POWdER-man]

4. I still haven't recovered by being kicked in the head....

 

[bored]

either 1 or 4. i want to see if i say any more sig-worthy things.

 

[LarryLegend]

# 3-Kill Bison off.

Also needs more Larry.

Gilmore Gilrs joke was quite good.

 

[Herr Logan]

# 3-Kill Bison off.

Also needs more Larry.

Gilmore Gilrs joke was quite good.

Speaking of which, my woman and I are now up to Season 3, and I have a real love/hate feeling towards Rory. Great delivery of all the funny lines, but everything even remotely related to Jess when it comes to her makes me just chant "Shut up, Rory," over and over, regardless of whether she's actually saying anything or not. She'll just give this longing look toward Jess making out with his little bimbo friend and I'll just vehemently growl "Shut up, Rory." If Season 4 is the one where Rory and Dean finally start getting it on, while Dean is married, then I'm definitely going to skip that one entirely.

But I'm not the least bit apologetic in saying that Lauren Graham is now my favorite comedic actress.

 

[Abaddon]

Speaking of which, my woman and I are now up to Season 3, and I have a real love/hate feeling towards Rory. Great delivery of all the funny lines, but everything even remotely related to Jess when it comes to her makes me just chant "Shut up, Rory," over and over, regardless of whether she's actually saying anything or not. She'll just give this longing look toward Jess making out with his little bimbo friend and I'll just vehemently growl "Shut up, Rory." If Season 4 is the one where Rory and Dean finally start getting it on, while Dean is married, then I'm definitely going to skip that one entirely.

But I'm not the least bit apologetic in saying that Lauren Graham is now my favorite comedic actress.

Irrelevant.

 

[Herr Logan]

Irrelevant.

That's up to you, Abby.

I guess it's not joke material for 'Flamer' if you know I'm not ashamed of it.

 

[Abaddon]

That's up to you, Abby.

I guess it's not joke material for 'Flamer' if you know I'm not ashamed of it.

That also,but mostly I'm not that interested in the show.

 

[Herr Logan]

That also,but mostly I'm not that interested in the show.

That was for Larry's benefit.

 

[Abaddon]

I'm killing you off.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

**** Gilmore Girls

 

[Abaddon]

In what position?

 

[POWdER-man]

Mother and daughter....now that's hawt..

 

[Holly Goodhead]

In what position?

the daughter sitting on your face and the mom reverse cowgirl.

 

[Abaddon]

the daughter sitting on your face and the mom reverse cowgirl.

I don't want her on my face.

 

[POWdER-man]

Fine...the daughter is on her mother's face and the mother is in the misionary position....