Flamer: the Series

[maxwell's demon]

flamer < hypeworld. still.

Spoiler

(because it has me in it)

 

[Abaddon]

my poop > maxwell's demon

 

[maxwell's demon]

true

but still:
hypeworld>flamer

Spoiler

because in flamer, bored is irish and preganant

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Hypeworld sucks *******.

 

[Abaddon]

true

but still:
hypeworld>flamer

Spoiler

because in flamer, bored is irish and preganant

He's neither,just insane.Your reading comprehension skills are lackluster.

 

[maxwell's demon]

Hypeworld sucks *******.

hypeworld learned it by watching you!

 

[Abaddon]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

 

[JJ RETURNS]

hype series is better than all of you.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut back to Hype High
Twy wanders about aimlessly when LL speeds up behind her,knocking her in the leg with his hoverchair

Twylight: Ow..be careful with that thing.
Larrylegend: I got you your get out of jail free card.You can leave to do whatever.
Twylight: that’s great.
Larrylegend: Why the long face?
Twylight: My friend disappeared
Larrylegend: Maybe your friend just went to the bathroom.
Twylight: He already went once before.
Larrylegend: Perhaps he ate the school lunch.
Twylight: Never thought of that…
Larrylegend: Yup,the poor rat bastard’s probably emptying the gas tank.
Twylight: Ewww..mental image!
Larrylegend; s’ok,lil sis.I’m sure he’s got plenty of toilet paper to keep him company.The janitor made sure to stock up,since they opened that Taco Bell in the cafeteria.
Twylight: Is that still open?I’m in the mood for a gordita.
Larrylegend: I think they shut it down.Guess youre stuck with school lunch.
Twylight: I’d rather starve.
Larrylegend: I don’t blame you.The other week,I tried it out and found a rat testicle in my sloppy joe.
Twylight: !
Larrylegend: I know.It didn’t taste that bad,but I think it was decaying.
Twylight: I’d like to exit this conversation now.
Larrylegend: oh,carry on.
Twylight: Thank you.I’m gonna head to the library and check on the others.
Larrylegend: They left.I think they were looking for you.
Twylight: Where’d they go?
Larrylegend: I didn’t ask.
Twylight: Hmm…everyone’s gone.I have no one to hang out with.
Larrylegend: I’m here.
Twylight: I guess you’ll have to do.
Larrylegend: Good,I was hoping someone would polish my chair.
Twylight: Nice try,professor,but I was thinking we should go research some stuff.
Larrylegend: Can’t I just hover around and pretend I’m helping?
Twylight: Ok,but just this once.

Hype Museum
Logan finds himself being ganged up on by Mongo,Jaguarr,and Dorian.Fray meanwhile continues her struggle for the coin with Illchill.She manages to get the upper hand pull it out of his grasps,but the lowly lackey counters by viciously tickling her.


Fray: Sunuva b**ch!
Illchill: Izzile to da chizzle’s got the magic touch,yo.

He snatched the coin back and held it up victoriously.Angered,Fray lifted up the pedstal and swung hard at him,delivering a powerful blow that sent him crashing through the display window.She then jumped out,stepping on the shattered glass and stood over her opponent with enmity.

Fray: Woe to the posers. *sniffs the air* God,what is that smell?!

Illchill twitched a bit,realising his grasp on the coin,which then began roll down the hallway.Immediately Mongo and Jaguarr ran after it,and Fray soon followed.She caught up and dispensed a hard karate chop to the back of Mongo‘s neck,putting him out of commision.

 

[Abaddon]

Jaguarr: I've got it!
-jag
Fray: Don't think so.

They both rush to grab the coin,when suddenly Bison and the Shadaloo crew storms in through the doors.THey immediately draw their weapons and aim at all in their vicinity.

: Well,looks like I got here just in time.
Fray: Bison!

: Flamer.It seems we're both after the same thin--wait.

Bison stops and sniffs the air

: WTF is that smell?!


Daisy's Chevy
Matt and Gunny sit in the back as Silver Sable gab on about the sword.

Gunny: How you feeling?
Matt: Like I landed on a car after a warehouse exploded.
Gunny: Youre fine.
Matt: This world saving stuff really should come with a health plan.
Gunny: Just walk it off.
Matt: I will...as soon as I regain feeling in my legs.
Gunny: *****.
Matt: You think Daisy’s mad at me,for putting in a dent in her car?
Gunny: Nah,she’s too mature for that kind of thing.
Matt: Cool.Hey,Dais can you roll down your window a bit?There's too much wind in my face.
Daisy: HISS!!

Matt: Nevermind.

 

[The Spawn]

Not bad...

 

[bored]

*achem*

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

btw, toven, hypeworld SO does not suck whatever word is censored there .

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy: *turns to Sable* Now what were you saying?
Silver Sable: I am a descendant of the guardians who protected the Sword of Ecilam for millenia.They made it their life’s purpose to ensure the safety of the sword,and to keep it out of the hands of those who meant to misuse it.
Daisy: Sounds like a pretty big responsibility to carry all your life.
Silver Sable: Actually,I just found out last week.
Daisy: oh..
Silver Sable : it was weird.One day I’m some normal girl working at a Taco stand,and the next my head is suddenly filled with all this ancient knowledge and stuff.I can barely keep track of where I put my house keys,and now I’ve got all this responsibility and stuff.It sucks.And I think I’m getting stress acne.L
Daisy: Well,you do remember where you told the Order to find the location of the sword.
Silver Sable: Oh,yeah.That I remember.But they need all three coins to enter the thread its buried in…wait,I’ve said too much,didn’t I?Crap.My uncle’s going to soooo p’oed.L
Daisy: It’s ok.We’re the good guys.
Silver Sable: Oh,good….I guess.Where are we going?
Daisy: The High School.

Back at the Museum.
The coin continues to roll until it knocks into the information booth and stops.Immediately Jaguarr jumps to grab it,but is shot repeatedly with Shadaloo’s spam-guns.He falls hard,badly bruised and covered in that stinky meat product.Hyper Venom then hurries and picks up the coin.

: Now Flamer,if youre smart you wont make the same mistake,this tattooed freak here did.
Fray: What are you up to,Bison?

: Business,my dear.Shadaloo is all about business.
Fray: And what do ancient artifacts have to do with “business“?

: I thought you’d have that figured out by now.These coins are obviously valuable.And having all three would make me a very rich man.Plus,there’s the added bonus of screwing you and those other dudes over.
Fray: Who told you all this?
Elijya: Its our job to stay ahead of the game.
Fray: You’ll never find all three.
Hyper Venom: We just got the second one.How many do you have?Oh,that’s right.NONE!

: HAHAHA!You really do suck,Flamer.

 

[Abaddon]

Just then Dorian Gray walked in on the scene,after having kicked Logan in the crotch.He looked around at the new faces and removed his gas mask.He then spotted the coin in the hands of one of the men and his eyes twinkled.

: Who the hell are you?
Dorian Gray: I should ask you the same question.

: I am E. Bison,leader of the Shadaloo Empire.I’m sure you’ve heard of me.
Dorian Gray: Doesn’t ring a bell.Get out of here.
Elijya: Funny,we were just about to ask you to do the same.
Dorian Gray: I want that coin.
Elijya: The coin is ours.
Dorian Gray: No it isnt.Give it to me.
Cyclops: You willing to die for it?
Dorian Gray: Listen,we all seem to be after the sma e thing.We’re grown men here,we don’t need to resort to violence.Obviously you are a man of refined taste.Bison.Perhaps we can cut a deal.

: Intriguing…
Elijya: Uh,boss.

: We both seem to be on the same side of things.I don’t see why we should be fighting.
Dorian Gray: Exactly.The Flamer is an enemy to us both,and well the enemy of my enemy is…

: My friend.
Dorian Gray: Together we can eliminate her now,and handle all this coin business later.

: Sounds like a deal.Put ‘er there.

Bison extends his hand out and Dorian reaches over to shake it.With a firm grip, Bison then grabs hand and hurls him across the room.

: I AINT NO HOLLA BACK GIRL!
Hyper Venom: Bisown3d!

 

[Abaddon]

Seizing the opportunity,Fray reaches for her belt and throws a smokebomb on the floor in front of the others,releasing the dense black shroud .She then dropkicks Hyper Venom,knocking the coin out of his hands.The others cough,and scramble.

Hyper Venom: I’m hit!I lost the coin.

:FIND IT!

Meanwhile,on the other side of the museum Logan exchanges blows with the newly awakened Illchill.

Illchill: You going down,like a clown,yo.
Logan: Gee,that’s clever. Only hope your bite is better than your bark.
Illchill: You aint got nothin’ on me,yo.
Logan: Lets just finish this already.Listening to you,is like having an enema.
Illchill: Fo‘ shizzle.

Illchill delivers a hard jab at Logan’s jaw,disorientating him a bit.He then starts floating like a butterfly,and stining like a bee.Annoyed,Logan turns and grabs a priceless copy of James Cameron’s Spider-Man script,and b**chslaps him with it.Illchill is instantly knocked down,moreso by the force of the scripts sheer stupidity,than by Logans hit

Logan: Shizzle that,you obnoxious little tapeworm.

Logan then looks at the script and promptly rips the unholy papers to shreds.

Logan: Thank God this evil wasn’t unleashed on us. *sniffs the air* Bison.

 

[GunBlade]

hahaha

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hype High School Library,
LL spins around in his hover chair,and knocks some books over.As Twy bends down to pick them up,LL knocks into the table again,spilling a bottle of wite out in her hair

Larrylegend: Whoops.
Twylight: EEEIIIII!!!!
Larrylegend: Sorry about that lil sis.
Twylight: Why do you have to keep spinning around like that?Now look what you‘ve done.O look like a skunk,
Larrylegend: I can’t help it.This chair is so much fun.
Twylight: It was more fun when you could walk, and do stuff besides spin around in a chair knocking over stuff.
Larrylegend: Relax.
Twylight: You got white out in my hair,I’m not relaxing!

Toven enters the room

Toven: I need a book,b**ches.
Larrylegend: Daisy’s not here.
Toven: Whats your point?
Larrylegend: Come back later.
Toven: Aren’t you a teacher?
Larrylegend: Yes,but I didn’t major in library science.I chose a less boring field of study.
Twylight: I’ll help you Toven.
Toven: Shouldn’t you be in a corner somewhere,reading the Babysitters Club?
Twylight: I don’t read those books….anymore.What kind of book do you need?
Toven: I need a book on an actress for the actor-movie-actor thread.
Twylight: Which actress?
Toven: Olympia *******.
Twylight: I think you mean Olympia Dukakis.
Toven: Really?I was hoping it was *******.
Larrylegend: Get out of here,Toven!We don’t need your filth talk here.
Toven: Whatever,I have threads to hijack. *exits*
Larrylegend: That girl will never learn.
Twylight: Where did she even get ******* from?What the heck does ******* mean anyway?
Larrylegend: Her damage has already been done.Just stay away from Toven,she’s a bad influence.
Twylight: Tovens just bad in general.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy enters the library with Silver Sable,Gunblade,and a poorly bandaged Matt.

Daisy: There you are.Whats with the Rogue look?
Twylight: LL,spilled wite out in my hair. *looks to Matt* What happened to you?
Matt: I got hurt,which may or may not have happened if you were around.
Twylight: Sorry,I was looking for a friend,who may or may not exist.
Silver Sable: So this is the school?Somehow I expected it to be….bigger.
Daisy: Uh,Twy this Silver Sable,Sable this is Twylight.
Twylight: Hi.^_^
Silver Sable: Hello.
Daisy: Sable’s the woman who the Order kidnapped the other night.She’s got some info on what we’re dealing with and--oh,hi Larry.I didn’t see you there
Larrylegend: I was being quiet.
Daisy: What are you doing here?
Larrylegend: Keeping Twy company.
Daisy: Oh…alright.
Larrylegend: Should I leave?
Daisy: No its alright.
Larrylegend: Cool.
Daisy: So um,anyway Sable here knowns the location of the sword and all the coins.Frays already on the trail of one in the museum,and now we have to find the other two.
Silver Sable: One of them is located in a pawn shop downtown.
Daisy: Great,so we’ll just---
Larrylegend: Pawn shop?
Daisy: Yes,that’s what she said.
Larrylegend. Well didn’t you hear the news this afternoon?
Daisy: No,I was busy not getting blown up.
Larrylegend: Someone raided a pawn shop earlier today.Stole some goods,but left the register untouched.I think an officer was shot too.
Gunny: But we don’t know for sure if its our pawn shop,right?
Matt: Well how often do pawn shops get robbed for their merchandise?
Gunny: In Hype you never know for sure.
Daisy: Even so we should take this into consideration.Did they say anything about who mightve been responsible?
Larrylegend: I think one of the officers mentioned some wild teenagers.
Gunny: Could be anybody.
Matt: Or not.
Daisy: Has Fray checked in yet?
Twylight: Haven’t heard from her.


Cut to Museum
Shadaloo,Fray,and now Mongo crawl on the floor searching for the coin amidst the thinning black smoke.

Mongo: I got it.Huzzah!
Elijya: Get him!
Mongo:

Mongo runs off and Elijya,Hyper Venom,Bison and Fray immediately grab batons and chase after him Benny Hill style.He runs down the hall,and back,but doesn’t shake them.Finally he slows them down by running around a pillar.Logan runs in on the tomfoolery,and after a brief “WTF?”,punches Mongo in the face and snatches the coin away.

Logan: That was easy.

As the smoke clears Cyclops seizes the opportunity, and blasts Logan through the wall

 

[Abaddon]

Cranberries.

 

[Abaddon]

: Sweet shot,Cyke.I may just give you this Thanksgiving off.If the rest of you showed that kind of skill,you’d all be seeing your families this coming holiday too.
Cyclops: But you put most of my family in an internment camp.

: Did I?
Cyclops: Remember?You asked me to give you a foot massage,I told you to go have your momma do it,then you sequestered mine….

: Oh yeah…your mom makes a mean apple crumb cake.
Cyclops: And I'd like to have some.

: Alright,she's free to go.But I want her back by the end of the month,and I'm keeping your uncle and sister.


The other Shadaloo members soon chimed in with their own personal request,and while they bargained Dorian Gray crawled over to the hole in the wall that housed the unconcious Logan.He reached over and picked the coin.Just then Fray caught a glimpse of this and immediately leaped at him,grabbing at the coin.They each tug at the coin.

Fray: Youre not gonna win.
Dorian Gray: We'll see about that.I challenge you to a Shaolin Showdown!
Fray: WTF?
Dorian Gray: er,nevermind.

Dorian grabs a brick and swiftly whacks Fray on the head with it,causing her to release her grip.He thens grabs Mongo and runs toward the back exit.Jaguarr catches sight of this and follows,grabbing Illchill along the way.The Shadaloo members continue their discussion,completely oblivious to these events.

 

[Abaddon]

: Oh,I see.Its a mutiny!I give and give and give,and all you people do is take.I should fire all your asses!!
Hyper Venom: I'm just worried about the pension plan.

: Pension,smension.Aren't your precious health benefits enough?
Elijya: Wait..uh,guys.

: What now?

Elijya looks over at Fray and Logan who lie barely concious,then looks around to the find the Order nowhere to be found.

Elijya: What just happened?

 

[Abaddon]

Minutes later Fray and Logan awaken in a spooning position.

Fray: Ah,what the hell?!
Logan: What the--?My Jessica Alba dream doesn’t start like this.
Fray: Eww..get away from me.
Logan: I think we’re glued together.
Fray: What?!
Logan: My crotch seems to have been crazy glued to your…posterior
Fray: Youre joking,right?
Logan: I wish I was.

Fray pulls and tugs,trying to pry her ass off his crotch.She then looks up at the wall in front of them and see’s the words: “Courtesy of Bison” spray painted in red.

Fray: Sunuva b****!
Logan: That crafty bastard.
Fray: Shut up.
Logan: Relax,maybe we can get out of this safely.
Fray: I don’t care how safe it is,I just don’t want to be caught here like this.
Logan: Right,the police are probably on their way.
Fray: This can’t get any worse.
Logan: You didn’t get the coin,did you?
Fray: Last I saw, those clockwork orange rejects made off with it.
Logan: Nice.Now Bison and his sequacious little vermin are on the two steps ahead of us

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: A lot of help you were
Logan: You want to play the blame game,or do you want to get the hell out of here?
Fray: What should we do
Logan: I don’t know.Maybe you can take off your pants.
Fray: Not in this lifetime,bub.
Logan: Well,then I’m fresh out of ideas.
Fray: that’s the best one you had?
Logan: well it wasn’t a bad one.
Fray: Not for you.
Logan: don’t flatter yourself,toots.
Fray: What are you like a 1920s mobster now?
Logan: You just love to bicker, don’t you?
Fray: Youre one to talk.
Logan: I feel its my duty to point out the flaws in the statements of others.You want to call that bickering,its fine by me.
Fray: So youre saying you weren’t captain of the debate team?
Logan: I was,and that’s besides the point.
Fray: Whatever,I just want to get off your crotch as soon as possible.
Logan: So soon,I thought you enjoyed riding me?
Fray: You just had to make a double entendre.
Logan: Its called making light of the situation,which circumstances aside is funny once you think about it.
Fray: I’d rather not.

 

[Abaddon]

Logan: Well you don’t want to drop your pants….
Fray: Why don’t you drop your pants?
Logan: You’d love that wouldn’t you?
Fray: Get over yourself.
Logan: Maybe we should find some kind of alternative.
Fray: You think?
Logan: A woman beating up guys,and carrying a pointy object.Can you say penis envy?
Fray: God,you are really asking for it.
Logan: I’m just sayin’
Fray: I’d kick you in the balls if my ass wasn’t to them.
Logan: Speaking of,can you stop gyrating your ass so much?
Fray: I’m trying to wriggle free,pervert.
Logan: Look,why don’t I pull one way,and you hold on to that banister and pull the other way?
Fray: I’ll try anything

They stand and clumsily move over toward banister,where Fray bends over and grabs hold.Logan reaches back and grabs onto a pillar behind him.

Fray: That better be a novelty item rubbing up against my ass.
Logan: Oh shut up, you love it.
Fray: Just pull.
Logan: Alright,ready?
Fray: Ready.

They each pull with all their might in opposite directions,but the glue wont give.

Logan: I’d like to punch the guy who invented krazy glue,right about now.
Fray: Damn this efficient adhesive!
Logan: Now I know how the toilet guy felt.
Fray: Does that even compare?
Logan: Just keep pulling.

 

[Abaddon]

They pull and struggle back and forth,back and forth.Pulling,and pushing.Heaving and thrusting.Testing the limits of their strong,warm bodies that were now linked in the doggy-style position by a sticky adhesive

Fray: You almost had it!
Logan: Good, pull!
Fray: I&#8217;m trying!
Logan: Maybe if I push a little..
Fray: Ah,that&#8217;s good.Faster
Logan: What?
Fray :FASTER!
Logan: This good?
Fray :that&#8217;s great!We&#8217;re almost there.
Logan: I&#8217;m getting tired
Fray: Don&#8217;t stop!
Logan: I&#8217;m not!
Fray: Harder!
Logan: Pull!
Fray: Give it some more!
Logan: How much can you take?!
Fray: I can take it all damnit!
Logan: Like that?!
Fray: Yea,just like that!More,more,MORE!!!
Logan: I&#8217;m COMIN&#8217; OFF!
Fray: YES!YES!GOD YES!!!

The glue begins to give way and Logan raises his hand and gives Fray a firm slap on the ass,which allows them to finally break free and leaves a tare on the front of his pants.They fall immediately,panting heavily.Fray then raises her head to find a stunned audience.

Twylight:
Matt:
Gunblade:
Toven:

Several awkward minutes later in Toven&#8217;s Camry
Fray,Matt,and Twy sit in the back seat while Toven gives Logan curious glances towards his crotch which was now covered by his jacket.

Matt: &#8230;..
Twylight: &#8230;&#8230;
Fray: &#8230;&#8230;..
Logan: &#8230;&#8230;.
Fray: So,um Twy.Did you do something with your hair?
Gunblade: My oh my.I shouldve known you were a freak.
Twylight: Gunny!
Gunblade: Well somebody had to say it.
Fray: For the last time,we weren&#8217;t doing anything.
Gunblade: Then whats that clear sticky stuff on your ass?
Fray: Its krazy glue!
Gunblade: Its that what theyre calling it nowadays?
Fray: Look,Bison and his goons glued us together as a joke.A very,very sick joke.
Gunblade: Which you seemed to enjoy.
Fray: We had our clothes own for goodness sake.
Gunblade: To each his own.
Toven: Just accept it,youre a ****.
Fray: Why are you even here?
Twylight: Daisy sent us,and we needed a ride so Toven offered.
Fray: What?
Twylight: That was my reaction.
Toven: I was in a good mood.
Matt: Why,did they start doing anal cavity searches again?
Toven: Ask your girlfriend.
Matt: I don&#8217;t have one.
Toven: My point exactly.
Twylight: So aside from the sexual misconduct,did you manage to get that coin?
Fray: Nope.
Matt: I don&#8217;t get it.Why would Bison want this coin?
Twylight: Maybe he wants the sword for himself.
Fray: I don&#8217;t even know how he found out it.
Twylight: LL mentioned a group hitting a pawn shop today, where one of the other coins was.We figure Bison was responsible.
Fray: Why?
Matt: Daisy found that chick the Order kidnapped the other night,and she said they didn&#8217;t have any coins when they left her.
Fray: And how long ago was that?
Matt: A few hours.
Twylight: Which means they came to the museum first.
Fray: That means Shadaloo and the Order each have coins.
Matt: And there&#8217;s only one left.
Fray: Crap.
Twylight: We can find out where it is.
Fray: I already know.
Twylight: How?
Fray: That Deep Throat I was telling you about.
Toven: You just keeping ****tier by the minute,don&#8217;t you?J
Fray: Shut up.
Toven: whatever you say,****ty Mc****-****.
Twylight: I don&#8217;t know,Fray.Are you sure you can trust this guy?I mean you hardly know anything about him.
Fray: He hasn&#8217;t failed me so far.And if he does,I&#8217;ll just kick his mysterious ass.
Matt: *giggles*
Fray: Whats so funny?
Matt: Hearing you say ass after what we just saw.
Fray: I don't really like you,Matt.
Matt:
Fray: We don't have much time.